High School Sucks
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.
Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Happy April Fool's Day, everyone!
Chapter 15
At about 5:47 AM, Kohaku ran into Sango's room, a big smile on his face, "Sango! Sango, it's snowing! Wake up!"
The lump underneath the covers stirred a little bit and a muffled "Huh?" came from it.
"It's snowing, Sango! There's no snow!"
Sango instantly sat up and threw the covers off her head. "Are you serious!"
"Yeah!"
"Alright!" Sango jumped out of bed and began to dance around the room. "No school! No school! No-" She tripped over a pair of pants. "Whoa!" She reached out and grabbed the closest thing in her reach, hoping it would stop her fall, but it didn't.
"Are you okay, Sango?"
"Just peachy." She said in a grumpy voice. She looked at what was in her hand that she tried to stop her fall with. It was the calendar and according to it, it was April Fool's Day. "Hey! You tricked me!"
"Aprils Fools! You should've seen how stupid you looked!"
"Oh, I'm gonna get you, you little brat!"
Kohaku quickly ran out of Sango's room before she had the chance to get up and kick his ass.
"Oh, Inuyasha..." Sesshomaru said, kneeling on the floor next to his brother's bed, resting his chin on it.
"What?" Inuyasha asked groggily, turning over to look at Sesshomaru.
"Guess what?'
"What?"
"There's a spider in your bed!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Inuyasha jumped out of bed and ran to the safety of his closet, slamming the door shut.
"April Fools!"
"What!" Inuyasha came out of the closet.
"Oh, my God."
"What?"
"You came out of the closet! I can't believe my own brother is a queer!"
"Shut the hell up!"
"Must not be late! Must not be late!" Kagome panted as she ran into the school, praying to God she wouldn't get to homeroom late. "I hope I don't fall for anyone's pranks today."
"Kagome!"
"Huh?" She stopped running and turned around to see who called out to her. It was Inuyasha, apparently very happy to see her. "Hi, Inuyasha."
He walked up to her and gave her a big hug. "The one person I know who wouldn't play a horrible prank on me!"
"Are you feeling okay, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha let go of Kagome. "Hell no! Sesshomaru told me there was a spider in my bed!"
"God, you're gullible."
"Am not!"
"There's a spider on your head!"
"OH, MY GOD!" Inuyasha began banging his head into the lockers until his screams faded and he passed out.
"Wow." Kagome stared at the large hole in the lockers.
Inuyasha sat up. "April Fools!"
"How dare you, Inuyasha!"
RING!
"Oh, crap!" The both cried.
"Hello, everyone." Mrs. Butthead said.
"Hello, Mrs. Butthead." Everyone said in the usual monotone voice.
"Today we'll be painting pictures based on the movie Saw."
"Ew!"
"April Fools! Today we're really gonna be making sculptures of Mr. Miner naked."
"Ew!" Everyone waited for Mrs. Butthead to say "April Fools!", but she didn't.
"Great joke, Mrs. Butthead." Inuyasha said.
"I'm not joking."
Inuyasha gulped as Mr. Miner walked into the room, wearing just a robe.
"My wife says the moles on my ass are sexy!" He said as he slowly began to take off his robe.
Everyone screamed and ran out of the classroom.
"Yay! It's lunch time!" Miroku cried as he ran into the cafeteria, his arms in the air. "At this rate, maybe I won't get pranked!"
If Miroku had looked up, he would've seen two pairs of chocolate colored eyes staring down at him through the now open vent.
"You ready, Kagome?"
"Sure am, Sango."
Just as Miroku ran underneath the two a second time, Sango and Kagome dropped a whole bunch of water balloons onto the floor.
"Whoa!" Miroku cried as he slipped on the smelly brown liquid that was inside the balloons.
Sango grabbed more balloons "He's down! Get him!"
The two girls began to through down more water balloons until Miroku was covered from head to toe in the brown stuff.
Miroku wiped some of the stuff off his face and looked at it. "What the hell!"
"APRIL FOOLS!" Sango and Kagome laughed out.
"I'm filthy!"
Inuyasha walked over to him. "I know you are, you perverted asshole." He held his hand out.
"Thanks, Inuyasha." Miroku gladly accepted the hand, but as he stood, he slipped and brought Inuyasha down with him.
"Gross! Now I'M covered in this crap!"
"Sorry. Hey, Sango! Kagome! What the hell is this crap!"
"Diarrhea!" The two girls began to laugh again.
"OH MY GOD!" Inuyasha and Miroku scrambled out of the cafeteria, hoping they'd make it to the bathroom without someone noticing.
Sadly, the whole school saw it. Well, all except the people who were absent, but they'd get word of it from their friends by the end of the day.
Sesshomaru placed his hands over his face and shook his head. "Why, Inuyasha? Why'd you have to be MY brother?"
"Half brother, actually." Koga said.
"Shut the hell up! You know what I mean!"
"FOOD FIGHT!" Someone yelled out suddenly.
Everyone grabbed the nearest food they could find and began hurling it at people.
"You're mine, Sesshomaru!"
Sesshomaru turned around to see who it was that had called out to him. It was Naraku, holding a sloppy joe in his hand.
Sesshomaru gasped. "Naraku!"
"That's right..."
"I thought you died."
"Where the hell did you hear that?'
"From the bathroom wall! It never lies! Well, except for that one time it said Mr. Queer was straight."
"Ready to die?"
"Oh what? Are you gonna kill me with that sloppy joe?"
"This isn't any sloppy joe. It's a sloppy joe...made by the lunch ladies!"
"Naraku, you wouldn't! Would you?"
"Watch me." Naraku threw the sloppy joe and suddenly everything when into slow motion.
Sesshomaru leaned back Matrix style and the sloppy joe missed him...and hit Koga in the chest.
"Crap! I missed!" Naraku glared at Sesshomaru. "Next time you won't be so lucky as to have your friend bite the bullet for you."
"Huh?" Sesshomaru turned around and saw Koga lying on the floor and a big sloppy joe mess on his shirt. "Koga!"
"If he dies, blame yourself." With that said, Naraku left, but got knocked down by a hard ass bread stick just as he reached the door.
"Koga!" Sesshomaru knelt down next to Koga. "Koga? Can you hear me?"
Koga opened his eyes. "Duh! Of course I can!"
"This is bad. You got hit by a deadly sloppy joe and I don't know what to do!"
"Call 911."
"Right." Sesshomaru got out his cell phone, but paused when he was about to dial the number. "Uh, Koga?"
"What?"
"What's the number?"
"How the hell am I supposed to know! I'm the wounded guy!"
"I'll go get Kagome. She has a solution to every problem." Sesshomaru got up and ran into the battlefield. "KAGOME!"
Inuyasha and Miroku came back in, all squeaky clean.
"I HATE Kagome right about now." Inuyasha said.
Sesshomaru ran past the two, nearly knocking Miroku down, screaming, "KAGOME!"
"Watch where you're going, Sesshomaru! What's his problem?"
Sesshomaru turned around and ran back over to Inuyasha and Miroku. He grabbed Inuyasha's shoulders. "Inuyasha! Do you know where Kagome is!"
"Yeah, she's stuck in the vent with Sango."
"Huh?" He looked up and sure enough, he saw the open vent and saw the two girls squirming around, trying to get free, their cries for help nearly drowned out by the sounds of the food fight. "Damn it!"
"Why do you need to see Kagome?"
"Koga got hit by a sloppy joe!"
"So?"
"The cafeteria's sloppy joe."
"Oh, my God!"
"Can you help him?"
"I can't even take care of myself when I get a paper cut, you moron!"
"In that case." Sesshomaru let go of Inuyasha and began to run again. "HELP! I NEED HELP, DAMN IT!"
Mr. Miner ran into the cafeteria. "HOLD IT!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him.
"WHO STARTED THIS!"
Everyone looked at one another, then shrugged.
"Well, since no one knows, I won't have to punish anyone."
"WHOO!" Everyone danced around happily.
"April Fools! Inuyasha! Sesshomaru! Koga! Sango! Naraku! Get over here right now!"
Only Inuyasha and Sesshomaru came up to Mr. Miner.
"Where's Sango, Koga, and Naraku?"
"Koga's dying from being hit by one of the school's sloppy joes, Sango's stuck in the vent with Kagome, and Naraku left after he hit Koga with one of the school's sloppy joes." Inuyasha said.
Mr. Miner waited for Inuyasha to say "April Fools!", but the expression on his face said it all. He was serious.
"Naraku hit Koga with one of the school's sloppy joes! That's attempted murder! Forget the food fight! We need to get him to a hospital!"
Naraku came back into the cafeteria.
"NARAKU! YOU TRIED TO KILL KOGA!"
Naraku smirked. "Alright, Koga, you can get up now."
Koga stood up and wiped some of the mess off his shirt.
"You're alive!" Sesshomaru looked stunned and at the same time embarrassed.
"Of course I'm alive." Koga said. "The sloppy joe thing was just a set up. April Fools!"
"You mean I got all worried about you for nothing! You asshole!" Sesshomaru tackled Koga to the ground and began choking him.
"No fighting in school!" Mr. Miner yelled.
Sesshomaru got off of Koga. "Remind me to kill you later."
"Koga, Naraku, because of that horrible prank, I'm gonna give you both two weeks of detention and since I still have no idea who started the food fight, I'm gonna assume it was you two and give you an extra two weeks."
Koga and Naraku groaned.
RING!
"EVERYBODY GET TO CLASS BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL!" Mr. Miner yelled.
Everyone ran out of the cafeteria as fast as they could, occasionally slipping on something.
"You okay, Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha asked as he and his brother walked home.
"Just fine." Sesshomaru replied, not even bothering to look at his brother's concerned expression.
"I know it hurts when a friend betrays you, but I don't think Koga meant to hurt you. I mean, he said sorry every time he saw you the rest of the day."
"What do you know?"
"I know you have a split end."
"Where!" Sesshomaru grabbed the end of his long hair and looked at it.
"April Fools!"
"Why you little!"
"Oh crap!" Inuyasha ran for his ass with Sesshomaru very close behind.
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