DATE: FEB 27 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 6
Your Host:
Mick Foley
Team 1: The Faces The Rock Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Yoshihero Tajiri Booker T Chris Jericho
Team 2: The Heels Vampiro Edge Chris Benoit Lance Storm Kurt Angle
"Hello everyone and welcome to chapter 6 of Wrestling with survivor and just so you know this is the last chapter that there will be two teams because after this chapter the two teams will be one. Wow... So whos gonna make it there? Well we already know that Crash Holly and Kurt Angle will be there since they are the team captains, but everyone else is up in the air. Now what happened in the last chapter you may ask? Kurt Angle and Lance Storm both turned there back on there countries and made there own country called Canmerica or something and Kanyon got voted off since he lost the challange of eating monkey turds. No folks dont run away I promise that this chapter wont be so disgusting. So now lets head to the beaches, to be more specific, the heels beach." Foley said, before finally taking a few deep breaths.
"So everyone as you all know this is my last day as the leader of you guys, I hope that when the two teams join that you will all remember what a great job I did as leader and how much you all enjoyed serving under me." Angle said to the group.
"Dude we havent listen to you since you made us make that stupid throne and you havent even sit in it yet!" Edge protested.
"Strom my friend my fellow Canmerican if you were me would you sit in that poor excuse of a throne?" Angle asked.
"Absoulty not. Theres not a bit of Canmerican spirt in it at all!" Storm said.
"Thats cause were not Canmericans, hell you arent even Canmericans dammit, and you know what? Theres no such thing as Canmericans or Canmerica for that matter!" Vampiro yelled annoyed by Angle and Storms "better then thou Canmerican attitude."
"And another thing Canmerica is my word you cant use it!" Edge yelled.
"I dont know whats more stupid. This whole Canmerica crap or Edges wining about them stealing his word." Benoit said annoyed by everyone.
"Yeah seriously though." Vampiro agreed.
"Hey your just jealous that we havent asked any of you to join Canmerica." Angle said.
"Hey me Benoit and Edge are good enough as a group we dont wanna join you or want you to join us!" Vampiro said.
"Since when was I in your group?" Edge asked, proving this was news to him.
"You always were Edge." Benoit said, obvioulsy they wanted him on there side to vote out Storm and end the Canmerican non-sence if they lost the challange.
"But you guys always make fun of the walk I talk." Edge said.
"Yes Edge all the more reason to join Canmerica." Storm said, sencing Benoit and Vampiros ploy to lure Edge into there group in case they lost the challange.
"Ok well I know how to choose which side to pick, my own little challange in one sentence tell me why I should join your groups!" Edge said obvioulsy cheerishing the moment.
"Cause the other team is Kurt Angle an Lance Storm for god sakes!" Vamprio yelled.
"Hmmmm... yes I see Vampiro. Good point, very good point. What do you guys have to say?" Edge asked Storm.
"Join us because..." Storm said frantically trying to think of something.
"Let me handle this Lance. Edge were good friends arnt we?" Angle said picking up the slack for Storm.
"Yeah I suppose but why?" Edge asked.
"Thats why you should join Canmerica." Angle said.
"Hmmmmmmm... You both have good points." Edge said.
"And Canmerica also ummm... reeks of Awesomeness?" Angle said a little unsure of himself.
"It does? Well thats good enough for me! Im there dude!" Edge said joining the forces of Canmerica.
"HA! In your faces Edge is now a part of Canmerica!" Storm said rubbing it in the faces of Vampiro and Benoit.
"Yes Canmerica now has the people and when the two teams become one I'm sure we'll get even more people." Angle said quite sure of himself.
"Yes like Jericho." Storm agreed thinking of his old Hart Dungon friend.
"No I dont like him what about Mikey all we have to do is get him away from that rat and monkey turd eating Tajiri." Angle suggested.
"For sure I dont want a guy who eats monkeytudes in Canmerica." Edge said.
"Then its agreed we will recurit Mikey Whipwreck!" Storm said.
"Umm... you guys notice something?" Edge asked.
"What?" Angle asked back.
"Vampiro and Benoit are gone." Edge said.
"The Challange! We completely forgot lets go!" Storm said, causing the Canmerican forces to start to run down the beach hoping they wont be late. Meanwhile at the faces beach however...
"So guys just to make sure it was Rikishi who ran over Stone Cold right?" Crash asked again.
"Yes Jabroni now shut up! I just cant wait until the two teams come together so we can all vote you off right guys?" The Rock said, everyone else just looks around and pretended to ignore The Rock though.
"The Rock is right isnt he your all gonna vote Crash off arnt you?" The Rock asked again.
"Actually we find the little fued that you and Crash got going on pretty amsuing were not voting him off." Jericho said.
"Yeah the little player hater is a roit." Booker said with a smile.
"Yeah and only now your eye is starting to get better. We thaught it was pretty cool how hard he hit you." Mikey said.
"Crash funny ha ha...no more monkey turds?" Tajiri suddenly asked causing everyone looks at him strangely.
"So your all telling me your not voting Crash off?" The Rock asked again totally ignoring Tajiri.
"Thats right Sucka." Booker said.
"Yes Rock thats what were saying the guy kicks ass." Mikey agreed.
"Yeah like he kicked The Rocks ass. Besides Rock if Im somehow voted off this island which I doubt will happen soon, little Elroy is the next best thing." Jericho said.
"By golly thanks alot Chris!" Crash said with a huge smile.
"No prob kid." Jericho said grinning and patting Crash on the head as though he were a dog.
"I am not a kid!" Crash spat.
"SHUT UP YOU... BONEY JABRONI!" The Rock yelled, this time everyone looked at The Rock funny.
"Boney Jabroni? What does that mean?" Booker asked.
"The Rock doesnt know but tell me Jabroni what the hell does save that drama for your momma, and dont hate the player hate the game and player haters amd all that other crap you say mean?" The Rock yell going on the offensive.
"He no know." Tajiri said wisely nodding his head.
"I do too sucka!" Booker yelled.
"Then enlighten us Booker what does it mean?" Jericho said with a grin.
"Well... ummmm... it means... ahhhhhh... that is to say... Hey that boat out there guys?" Booker said pointing out to sea. No one was buying it though.
"You havent got a clue do you?" Jericho said. Booker took a deep sigh and dropped his head in shame.
"No." Booker said quite ashamed.
"Hey guys we can rub this in his face later but right now we gotta go to that challange." Mikey said pointing out the time.
"Geez do you guys really want to go to that I mean last time he was gonna have us eat monkey turds." Jericho said.
"Well it obvious that we dont want to go but we have no choice now do we jabroni?" The Rock said.
"Guess your right." Jericho sighed.
"Yeah everyone go now I command it as your leader!" Crash demanded.
"Wow the first thing he told us to do as leader and your last too probally." Mikey pointed out.
"Enjoy the time you have left with it jabroni." The Rock said with a big smile knowing full well he can soon vote for Crash. Everyone then gets up and goes to the beach where Mick Foley and the heels are already waiting.
"Well it took you guys long enough." Foley said.
"It was Crashs fault." The Rock blamed.
"Yes of corse it was Rock. Now you are all probally wondering what todays challange is." Foley said.
"Well of corse thats why were here Mick." Angle said.
"Yeah and you just know its gonna be a big one becuase its the last challange where there are two teams because after tonights tribal council there will only be one team. I havent made up my mind on what the name of that team will be yet though." Foley said.
"Wait dont tell me. Your challange is to see what team comes up with the best name for the team right?" Jericho asked.
"Lets call it Team Canmerica!" Storm suggested quickly.
"I couldnt agree more dont you think thats a good name Edge?" Angle said.
"No I think its Stinks of total crapulence!" Edge said sticking his tounge out at the suggestion of the name.
"Bite your touge if you say stuff like that about Canmeria then your not a Canmerican anymore." Storm warned.
"Im not Canmerica Im Canadian. Geez and you say Im stupid!" Edge said rolling his eyes
"Thats it your no longer welcome in Canmerica!" Angle yelled.
"I dont care Canmerica sucks anyways!" Edge yelled ending his short term as a Canmerican.
"SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT CANMERICA OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED! And now as for the challange it is..." Foley started before getting cut of again, this time by Crash.
"What is it Mick!" Crash asked biting his fingernails. The Rock rolled his eyes and slapped the back of Crashs head once again.
"Jabroni if you want to know what it is dont cut him off!" The Rock yelled.
"By Golly if you hit me like that one more time I'll... I'll..." Crash started before this time getting cut off himself.
"IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT YOU'LL DO!" The Rock yelled.
"Thats it!" Crash screamed as he lunges at The Rock again but misses and hits Mick Foley.
"Willikers! Im awfully sorry Mick!" Crash said quickly apologizing, as he helps Mick up to his fet again.
"Well gee wiz Mick I'm sorry I didnt mean to hit you I tried to hit The Rock!" Crash said, The Rock in turn grabs Crash and hits him with the Rock Bottom.
"Well I was going to let the heels automatically win after Crash hit me there but since The Rock did that the challange is still on and the challange is..." Foley said only to be cut off again.
"that really hurt..." Crash said as he was lying on the ground. The Rock then picks him up hits him with The Rock Bottom again and then does the peoples elbow.
"Now there will be no interuptions." The Rock said snarling at Crash.
"Thanks again Rock. Anyways where was I? Oh yes... The Challange is..." Foley said then stopped tolook at Crash who is out cold just to make sure he dosent get intrupted.
"A Drawing Contest!" Foley said with a smile.
"A what?" Jericho asked in disbelief.
"Each team picks a person. The person that captures my likeness the best wins. So with that said who will draw for your team Crash... oh still out cold."
"Tajiri will draw for us Mick." Mikey said.
"ME DRAW!" Tajiri screamed in excitement.
"Listen bro tell us now cause suckas have to know can Tajiri really draw?" Booker asked.
"Hey relax guys hes Japenese remember they can do anything! Besides animation and comics are a way of life over there! And hey if he looses wee can all vote him off right Tajiri?" Mikey said with a smile, sure that Tajiri can win.
"I vote for Jericho... he big mouth." Tajiri said with a nod.
"What! Well that dirty, discusting, filthy, skanky, slutty, bottomfeeding, two cent trash bag ho!" Jericho yelled at Tajiri. Everyone in turn looks at Jericho.
"What a potty mouth! This isnt the Navy here you know Jericho!" Angle scolded. Vampiro, Benoit and Edge all then back off from Kurt Angle, embarresed to be on the same team.
"You would umm... like it to be though wouldnt you cause then you can be really gay amd sing "In The Navy" all day long right Kurt?" Benoit asked with a grin.
"Heh heh heh good one." Vampiro agreed
"Yeah it reeked of awesomeness." Edge said giving the thumbs up.
"I really hate you three you know that right?" Angle said.
"ANYWAYS. Kurt who will draw for your team?" Foley asked.
"Hmmm... Vampiro has alot of tattoos on him... I wouldnt really approve of them but still there pictures so he will draw." Kurt said.
"Great." Vamprio said with scarcasam.
"Ok great get to drawing right... NOW!" Foley yelled. Vampiro and Tajiri then start to draw and half an hour later both are done.
"Ok lets see them yours first Vampiro." Foley said. Vampiro sighed and passes the picture over to Mick.
"Ummm... its a picture of a stick man with a checkered coat, goatee and dirty sock and written with a arrow pointing to the dirty sock that says "Micks dirty sock" so that we know its my dirty sock that I wear on my hand. HIS NAME IS MR. SOCKO YOU MORON!" Foley yelled.
"Its a good likeness of you though right?" Vampiro said with a half grin.
"ITS A STICK MAN WHAT DO YOU THINK!" Foley yelled.
"Damn! I knew I should of drawn a ballon man instead!" Vampiro said kicking sand.
"That would only be a little better... Here Tajiri give me yours." Foley said as takes Tajiris picture and starts to laugh.
"Told you guys Tajiri could draw good." Mikey said with a smug smile.
"Its a great pic Tajiri It looks almost real but its not me its Kurt Angle in a Sailor Suit." Foley said. Vampiro and Benoit look at each other and then bursted out laughing at Angles expence.
WHAT! LET ME SEE THAT!" Angle yelled, snatching the picture he then crumbles it up into a ball and throws it down the second after.
"WHY AM I PINCHING THAT OTHER GUYS BUTT!" Angle yelled.
"You in navy." Tajiri said.
"Well guys as much as I would like to let you win this one cause Tajiris picture is dead on of Kurt Angle but he was suppose to draw a pic of me so as much as I hate to say it Vampiros stick Foley wins you guys drag Crash to tribal council or something since he still out cold and heels you guys go to the faces beaches that will be the beach you will use that one from now on." Foley said. Hours soon pass and the faces arrive at tribal council with a now awaken Crash Holly who missed out on the days fun.
"Ok everyone you know the deal so go for it and vote." Foley said. The six wrestlers all then get up and vote.
"Ok lets see whos out. 1st vote Tajiri. 2nd... Tajiri. 3rd... Chirs Jericho. 4th...The Rock..." Foley said only to be intrupted.
"THAT DOES IT CRASH YOU JABRONI IF YOU VOTE FOR ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" The Rock yelled. Crash then jumps up and hides behind Booker T.
"Alright, Settle down everyone the 5th vote is for The Rock and the last is for Tajiri. Wow close one for The Rock but its Tajiri whos gone see so Tajiri bring me your torch." Foley said. Tajiri gets up and takes his torch to Mick but not before putting the part with fire on it in his mouth then taking it it out and breathing fire at in MIkeys direction, Foley then extinguishes his torch and Tajiri leaves.
"That was so cool! Fire rocks!" Mikey said with a huge smile.
"Mikey your hair is on fire." Crash pointed out.
"What... WHAT? JESUS CHRIST THAT BASTARD!" Mikey yelled before hopping to his feet and dances around trying to put the fire out until Mick throws a bucket of water over him.
"Thanks Mick." Mikey said.
"Whatever, yeah sure, now all of you guys go back to camp." Foley said. Everyone then gets up and leaves.
"Ok now lets see what everyone had to say." Foley said, letting the clips roll.
"That little Crash Jabroni is driving me nuts I am so happy that from now on I can vote for that little Roody Poo to get off The Peoples island!" The Rock said with a wide smile.
"My head still hurts from were The Rock hit me today but well, I wanna black his other eye now!" Crash said.
"Geez I dont get it I thaught that me and Tajiri were buddys and he caught me hair on fire whats wonrg with him?" Mikey said, feeling his hair.
"These Suckas are going crazy now and from now on theres only gonna be one team I have no idea whats gonna happen from now on." Booker said.
"Ok let me get this stright, Tajiri did say I had a big mouth right and that come back was awesome wasnt it? I have improved it just a little bit since the days I used it against Stephanie McMahon." Jericho said.
"WAHOOOOOO I WIN! WHO IS THE BEST DRAWER IN THE WORLD!" Vampiro yelled, show casing his picture of the stick Foley featuring the dirty sock to the camera.
"Canmerica? Bah the whole thing reeks stinktitude and hanesoity." Edge said.
"Oh well Im just happy that Kurt Angle will be the next one voted off. He has to be right?" Benoit asked starting to get slightly confused.
"Long Live Canmerica!" Storm said saluting.
"Hmmm... so they think that I will be the next one voted off do they? Well I'll show them I'll just win the immunity challange next time." Kurt proclaimed.
"And now for what the person voted off has to say." Foley said singling for Tajiris clip.
"Me gone from island now... now me go back to New York... they have big rats there... hmmm... rats." Tajiri said licking his lips.
"Well Thats all from this week here so be here next time for Wrestling with Survivor Chapter 7... seriously now who that that we would get to Chapter 7? Anyways now that you have read the story please Review its your responsibilty so anyways until next time which is chapter 7... RIGHT HERE ON SURVIVOR ISLAND! Hmmmmm... just cant seem to get any cheap pops here like I can anywere else anyways from SURVIVOR ISLAND... nope no cheap pops at all, one last time until next time from SURVICVOR ISLAND..." Mick yelled yet again determined to get his cheap pop.
"Keep it down Mick were trying to sleep!" The Rock yelled from the backround.
"There thats better so until next time from Survivor Island Im Mick Foley. Have a nice day.
Another day another chapter. Well next chapter both teams will be one. Now they can all interact with each other all the time. Fun stuff aghead, I promice. Until then, Please review and tell me what you think.
LaTerZ -T Bond