Right, this is a one off I sent to a friend when I was bored and decided I may as well bore some people...tell us what you think...
This is a Jack Sparrow Piont of View!
Twas on an ilse. remote and small.
with not but a bottle of Rum and a empty shopping mall. couldnt think of a rhym
Days i waded out into the shallows
catching sea turtles, i wish i had arrows (and a bow).
i lashed them together, and i made a raft.
when Will heard this he though i was daft.
Thats a lie i sailed home on a ship
it was the run runners on probably their last little trip.
Twas Norry who said NO MORE
and Lizzy is now such a bore
she burnt all the food, the shade and the rum
for that she deserves a kick up the bum
but a gentleman is I and a pirate too
i think i will shoot her wait "THERES NORRY'S CREW"