High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 16

Kagome sat in the living room, doing her homework. "This is so totally boring. I wish Inuyasha was here."

A knock came from the door.

"Kagome! It's me, Inuyasha! Let me in, damn you!"

"Alright! My wish came true! I wonder...I wish Inuyasha was naked!"

"Open the door, damn it!"

"Door's open!"

Inuyasha walked in, but Kagome was saddened by what she saw. He was still fully clothed.

'What a cruel trick, Lord.' Kagome smiled. "So, what brings you here?"

"I was alonely. Sesshomaru left about a day ago and I have no idea where he went."

"Have you called the police?"

"Hell no! I was too busy watching Mew Mew Power."

"I should've known."

"So...what cha doin'?"

"Homework."

"Wanna take a break and play with me?"

"No."

"Why!"

"I'm almost done."

"Aw!" Inuyasha plopped down on the floor.

"God, this is fun!" Sesshomaru yelled as he rode his motorcycle down the highway dangerously fast with the cops chasing after him. "Whoo hoo!" He popped a wheelie, then started driving on the wrong side of the road.

"Stop, you punk!" One of the cops yelled, holding his gun out the window. "Stop or I'll shoot!"

"Make me, ass wipe!" Sesshomaru flicked the cops off and went even faster.

He had planned this little adventure after Inuyasha dared him to do something that would get him on Cops. If he was lucky enough to have them filming him right now, he'd get 100 bucks from Inuyasha either when the episode aired or when he got home.

For this special occasion, he bought a new outfit: A sleeveless gray shirt, fingerless black gloves, spiked bracelets, black jeans, black motorcycle boots, and to top it all off, his favorite pair of sunglasses.

"Stop, damn it!" The cop yelled

"If you want me to stop, then make me!"

"Can you PLEASE take a break?" Inuyasha asked.

Kagome placed her pencil down. "Fine. I'll take a stupid break!"

"Yay! Can we watch Cops?"

"Sure."

"Yay!" Inuyasha jumped onto the couch, grabbed the remote, turned the TV on, and flicked to the channel Cops was on.

"This episode of Cops is actually happening right now. Hopefully no one will get hurt." The announcer dude said on TV.

The footage began to play.

"It seems some punk on a motorcycle is going about 128 miles over the speed limit. I'm utterly amazed that no one hasbeen injuredyet." Some other announcer dude said.

Inuyasha stared wide eyed at the TV.

"Inuyasha?" Kagome asked. "Is that...Sesshomaru?"

"I can't believe it! He actually got on Cops!"

"Stop!" A cop yelled. "This time I swear I'm gonna shoot!"

"I'd just LOVE to see you try!" Sesshomaru yelled back at the cop.

"Okay, that's it!" The cop aimed his gun at the motorcycle the best he could and fired. The bullet missed its target and hit a tire on one of the other police cars. "Damn!"

"God, he shoots like my mom." The announcer dude said.

"Those cops better not hit my brother!" Inuyasha said, clenching his fists.

"You can't catch me!" Sesshomaru yelled, making his motorccle go up to its limits by now.

"God, please help guide this bullet to the motorcycle." The cop said, then fired his gun again. This time the bullet managed to hit the back wheel of the motorcycle.

"OH, MY GOD!" Sesshomaru cried as his motorcycle swerved off the road and into a ditch.

The cop cars abruptly stopped and the cops got out, their guns at the ready.

"You'll never take me alive!" Sesshomaru made a break for it, running as fast as he could.

The cops followed him, shootingat himevery once in a while, but missed every time.

"I looks like he's heading for town." The announcer dude said. "Now he's heading down some street. Now he's running into someone's house."

"He went back home! Oh, my God." Inuyasha said, shaking his head.

"If I were Sesshomaru, I would've went to someone else's house." Kagome said.

"Now's he's leaving the house." The announcer dude said. "Okay, now he's running down another street and another and another and another."

"Oh, my God. He's coming here!" Kagome cried. She glanced at the door and saw it was unlocked. "Oh, crap!" She ran to the door and tried to lock it, but for some reason it refused to lock.

"Kagome, he's at the door and he's gonna kick it open! Get back!" Inuyasha yelled.

Kagome backed away from the door as it was kicked open, then quickly closed and locked by Sesshomaru.

"Sesshomaru, you're on Cops!" Kagome said.

"I am?" Sesshomaru asked. He walked over to the TV and looked at the screen. Kagome's house was on TV. "Alright! I'm on Cops! You own me 100 bucks, Inuyasha."

"Damn it!" Inuyasha stomped his foot down in anger.

"Could you please tell the police I only went way over the speed limit just to get on Cops?"

"Oh, fine. But it'll cost you." Inuyasha walked over to the door, kicked it down, and walked outside.

"It's some guy! Shoot him!" One of the cops cried.

"Wait! Don't shoot!" Inuyasha put his hands up to show he meant no harm. "I'm unarmed."

"He's unarmed! Shoot him! Oh, nevermind. Unarmed is good. What does that punk want? Money? Girls? Porn? Girls holding money in one hand and porn in the other?"

"No! He only went way over the speed limit just to be on Cops!"

"Really? Oh, not this again. People have been trying that stunt ever since that guy with the wolf tail got away on a tricycle. Come on, boys. Let's move it."

The cops left, upset that they weren't gonna arrest Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru ran outside gave Inuyasha a big hug. "Thank you, little brother! How can I repay you?"

"Let me keep my money."

Sesshomaru let go of his little brother. "What?"

"You heard me! Let me keep my money or I'll get those cops back over here and tell them you tried to rape Kagome."

"Damn...Oh, alright. You can keep your stupid money, but you're gonna help me find and fix my motorcycle or I'll kick your ass!"

Inuyasha gulped. "Yes, sir."

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