DATE: MARCH 7 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 7 ------------------------------------------------
Your Host:
Mick Foley
The Remaning Suvivors:
The Rock Vampiro Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Edge Chris Benoit Booker T Chris Jericho Lance Storm Kurt Angle
"Hello Everyone and welcome to Chapter 7 thats right, Chapter 7 of Wrestling with Survivor now I get that 20 bucks from my friend cause he made a bet that I wouldnt get this far! Anyways what happened last time you may ask? Not much the heels won the challange and Tajiri was voted off so whats going to happen now that there arnt two teams anymore just one big team, and who would of thought who made it this far would of made it this far! We got The Rock, Crash Holly, Chris Benoit, Booker T, and Chris Jericho well they were almost sure to make it this far by popular demand but who would of thaught that Vampiro, Mikey Whipwreck, Edge, Lance Storm and espically Kurt Angle would of made it this far? Can you say wow? Who knows maybe a upsets in the making here. Anyways lets see how there all getting along with each other and head to the beach." Foley said in a long winded speech, while at the beach Kurt Angle is ending one of his own long winded speechs.
"And that my friends is what I can do for our survival and why you should not vote me off this island, thank you." Kurt said with a smile.
"BRAVO! ENCORE ENCORE! I have to admit Kurt I was gonna stop trying to vote The Rock off and vote for you but after that speech I cant see how I can vote for you!" Crash said still applauding.
"Why thank you Crash and by the way did you know im also a Olympic Gold Medalist?" Kurt said with a grin.
"Yeah I do and thats a great acomplishment!" Crash said, obvioulsy impressed.
"Speaking of the Olympics can I see your medal there Kurt?" The Rock asked holding his hand out.
"Well I dont know Rock it means alot to me I dont think I can let anyone take it in there hands that I dont trust 100." Kurt said very unsure.
"Oh C'mon Kurt Im a five time WWF World Champion What do you think I would do to it?" The Rock asked.
"Well after you put it that way, I guess you can see it." Kurt said as he passes The Rock his Olympic Gold Medal.
"Wow Kurt this is really really nice." The Rock said looking at it very closely.
"Why thank you Rock I think that I may of made a mistake earlier about if I could trust you or not." Kurt said with a smile. A smile that The Rock retured before he takes the Gold Medal and with all of his stregnth throws it into the ocean as far as he can.
"IT DONENT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" The Rock yelled. After doing this Chris Benoit, Vampiro and Edge fall to the ground in laughter and joy.
"My... my olympic gold medal..." Kurt said having a hard time to find the words.
"Golly Rock that was mighty mean!" Crash lectured pointing his finger. Angle in the meanwhile runs out to the water and starts to swim towards the ocean in hopes of finding the medal.
"That guys a even bigger Jabroni then Crash." The Rock said in shock.
"Your just a player Hater bro." Booker T said.
"I wonder if Kurt has found his gold medal yet?" Lance said in wonderment. Everyone then looks out to the water and sees Kurt come up for air and then dive back down.
"I guess not." Mikey said.
"Yeah this reeks of awesomeness he could be out there for days!" Edge said with joy.
"Well I am kinda happy that The Rock picked on someone else besides me for a change." Crash said half smiling, as he tried to give Edge a high five.
"Hey you get away from me!" Edge yelled as he jumps behind Chris Jericho.
"Whats wrong there Edgeward are you afraid of Crash or something?" Jericho said holding back a laugh.
"What do you expect I just finished off killing one big ass wieenerfest when he jumped out and hit me with a weight scale!" Edge yelled.
"Wieenerfest?" Jericho questioned.
"He means pig." Vampiro said with a sigh.
"You killed a pig and Crash knocked you out and stole it? Suddenly it makes more sence." Jericho said with a grin. The Rock then does his newest trademark move and slaps the back of Crashs head.
"You Jabroni The Rock knew you didnt kill that pig!" The Rock yelled. Crash then lowers it head in shame.
"Still it tasted good right?" Crash asked.
"It was the best I ever had." Jericho said.
"Yeah it was a nice change from rats." Mikey agreed.
"Yeah Bro that pig was the bomb!" Booker exclaimed.
"Well if I can be serious for a moment." Lance said.
"Your always serious you dumbass!" Vampiro yelled.
"Either way, before I was interupted I would like to get some things stright on the way I feel about you all. Mikey your a fire addicted moron and I never did like you." Storm said.
"Hey shut up I'll kick your ass!" Mikey said jumping to his feet.
"Yes well you wish. Vampiro your a sick sadistic psycho." Storm said.
"Flattery will get you no where." Vampiro said rolling his eyes.
"And I still think your a moron too. Booker T you need to get off this island and find out who your father is, I know there are several, several candidates but the sooner you start looking the faster you might find him, you shouldnt have to go through no more then seventy men." Storm said.
"I know who my old man is!" Booker yelled.
"Right sure you do, whats your last name again?" Storm asked.
"Its T you moron!" Booker yelled.
"Right and whats your brothers last name again?' Storm asked.
"Ray! Everyone knows this stuff and you know what Suckas gotta know why your asking me this stuff?" Booker demanded.
"Hmm lets see your last name is T and your brothers last name is Ray. Damnit just get off my island and find out who your slutty mother slept with! Next Edge, your just a turn coat with a bad english, na, VERY bad english!" Storm said.
"Hey I'll kick your ass you Barfoide!" Edge yelled.
"Barfoide? Just forget it. Benoit you just all out suck!" Storm said.
"Your entitled to your opinion but remember Im also entitled to put you in the crossface amd break your neck whenever I fell fit too." Benoit said unphased by Storms comments.
"Chirs Jericho..." Storm started, before getting intrupted.
"No wait dont even start just shut the hell up!" Jericho said.
"Very well, Crash Holly, I dont even know why your here your to young for this type of competition." Storm said.
"Hey Im not a kid godamnit!" Crash yelled.
"Hey watch your language there Elroy!" The Rock laughed.
"Yes and that all brings me to you Rock. Your the biggest idiot of them all." Storm said.
"Well The Rock dosent care what you think because after all of that your ass is off this island after the next challange." The Rock said.
"No it wont because I will win the challange." Storm said very sure of himself.
"Hey Storm while your still talking what do you think of Kirk Angel?" Jericho asked.
"He is the only sensibale one out of you all." Storm said, with a nod.
"Thats it Im voting him off." Jericho said, when all of a sudden Kurt Angle comes out of the water with his medal.
"I found it! I found it!" Angle yelled spinning around in a circle on one leg in trumpih.
"You sure did didnt you?" The Rock said with a smile, be he punches Kurt Angle grabs his Gold Medal and throws it out into the water again.
"Oh you just wait Rock you'll get yours yet!" Angle threatned before he runs out into the water and looks for the medal again.
"Sure wish I thaught of doing that before." Vampiro said, as he watched Angle dive for the medal once more.
"That makes two of us." Benoit said.
"Yeah I wish I thaught of..." Edge started before being intrupted.
"Quiet you, we have to go to the challange now." Storm said.
"Hey thats not fair cutting me me off like that! In fact it was pretty Rudedasious." Edge declared.
"Rudedasious? Whats that supposed to mean Edgeward?" Jericho asked.
"I just said he was being rude. Dude you should buy a dictionary." Edge said.
"Still Lance is right its challange time." Mikey said.
"Hey you were rather helpful there for once. Maybe your not just a fire addicted moron." Storm said with very few words of praise for Mikey before taking a sniff of the air.
"Whats that smell?" Storm asked perplexed.
"Look at your feet." Mikey said with a innocent smile. Storm raised an eyebrow, but not the peoples eyebrow at Mikey and then looks down to see that Mikey had put a match between each of his toes and had lit them on fire.
"So thats what that smell is. Its burning flesh. My burning flesh. And an ingrown toenail. Well its been fun everyone but if you all excuse me for a second I must leave." Storm said calmly before running to the water with his arms waving wildly and leting out screams of pain and naughty words that dare not be repeated, near any child.
"Hey guys I found my Olympic Gold medal again!" Kurt yelled with unbridled joy as he held it high in his hands for everyone to see. Unfortunally for him it was at that moment that Lance Storm who was still running towards the water with his arms waving wildly and leting out screams of pain and naughty words that cannot be repeated acidentally hits the hand Kurt Angle was showing everyone his medal with and sent the medal flying off into the water once again.
"Well I wish that I had my home video camera right about now." Jericho said with a smile.
"I think we all do." Vampiro agreed. Unfortunally the fun had to come to an end though as soon everyone is at the newly named "Mick Foley Challange Meating Area".
"Mick Im sorry to say this but, you spelled the word meeting wrong on your sign." Angle informed Mick.
"No I didnt. I meant to spell it that way its good for a cheap pop dont you think? And you all know I love my cheap pops!" Foley said with a smile.
"Oh now I get it ha ha ha yeah Mick thats great!" Angle said obvioulsy sucking up. Kurt then pretends to laugh a little more and then pretends to wipe some non-exsistant tears from his eyes because he was still trying to suck up to Mick. Foley just smiled wide and looked at the rest of the survivors.
"And the rest of you?" Mick asked.
"I think it really sucks." Vampiro said bluntly.
"Actually I think Foley just plain sucks anyways." Benoit said.
"Thats it Benoit I shouldnt let you compete in this next challange But I think it will be very amusing." Foley said with a grin.
"So what is the challenge then?" Benoit asked expecting the worse.
"Hold on Benoit I feel like stalling for time a little bit. How does everyone feel about the two tribes becoming one?" Foley asked.
"It sucks." Vampiro said further proving that he just dosnet like anyone or anything.
"Yeah before we had to put up with Kurt Angles sissyness Lance Storms umm seriousness and Edges stupid words. Now we have to put up with Angles sissyness, Lance Storms seriousness Edges stoud words, The Rocks Ego, Booker T calling us Player haters and to not hate the player hate the game, Mikey Whipwrecks addiction to fire Chirs Jerico riducalious Gotees, oh yeah Jericho when I find out where your hiding your razor blades im cutting you with them. Still despite all of this Crash is rather amusing in the way hes trying to act like an adult." Benoit said, in a long winded speech that it seemed he was preparing.
"Wow theres a mouthful, how does everyone else feel about this?" Foley asked.
"Well golly gee Mick I think its swell." Crash said with a smile and a thumbs up.
"You would you little Jabroni!" The Rock yelled.
"Ok thats enough I have stalled for enough time. So the challenge for today is a dance contest!" Foley said with a smile.
"What you talking about Willis?... I mean Foley." Crash said with his best Gary Coleman impression.
"A dance contest aint it a great idea Im just so glad I thaught of it. Ok so someone else gave me the idea but it works out fine in the end for me since I wont get fired cause The Cat and for some guy named Mike Sanders were also up for the job. Now lets not even try to stall I have wasted enough time! Vampiro you go first." Foley demanded.
"Ummmm... Ok." Vampiro said thinking quickly. Vampiro then starts dancing like some metalhead at a Insane Clown Posse or Misfits concert.
"Enough, ENOUGH! Ummmm... right Edge you go next." Foley said.
"Ok I know a great dance!" Edge said with cofidence before he started to the Twist.
"My god you guys suck!" Foley said.
"Well you havent seen me dance yet." Storm said.
"Ok Then Lance, sicne you insist, your up start dancing." Foley said. What followed was Lance Storm standing still for two minutes without moving.
"Well?" Foley asked getting impatient.
"I dont dance." Storm said.
"You know if this were a Anime cartoon everyone would have one of those stupid little bubble things on there head right now, or just fall flat on there face! Ok Kurt you go next." Foley insisted.
"Alright Mick but I need a favor." Angle asked.
"Alright then lets hear it." Foley said.
"I need a dance partner to do the tango and you all know it takes two to tango, I'll lead of corse." Angle said.
"Ok I was wrong this is were that stupid little bubble thing would pop up on everyones head. Alright forget it Kurt you dont need to dance." Foley said.
"Oh... ok then." Angle said sitting down somewhat disappointed.
"Jericho you go next." Foley said ready to give to win to pretty much anyone at this point.
"Alright." Jericho said and nodded. Jericho then starts to do that funky little number that you see Too Cool do every week on Raw Is War and Smackdown!
"Very nice Chris! Rock your up." Foley said somewhat impressed with Jerichos dance. The Rock dosnet say a word before he starts to dance. He merely gives the people eyebrow then starts to do the ballet for "The Nutcracker."
"Would someone get this man a pink too-too? Just kidding Rock. Booker T you go next." Foley said laughing at his little comment and The Rocks very un-rock like dance. Booker T then gets up for his turn and does some pretty bad break dancing and ends it off with a Spin-a-roonie.
"SPIN-A-ROONIE, SPIN-A-ROONIE, OH MY GOD, SPIN-A-ROONY!" Foley yelled at the top of his lungs.
"You feeling alright Mick?" Booker asked.
"Yeah Im fine I just always wanted to say that. Crash you go next." Foley said. Crash then jumps up and starts to do the hoockey pookie.
"Nice one Crash but Im sorry to say that my kids can cut a rug better when they do it then you. Benoit your next." Foley said.
"I dont want to." Benoit said.
"I said do it!" Foley demanded.
"I cant Jericho will never let me live it down." Benoit said in protest.
"Jerichio would you do that?" Foley asked.
"Who me? I would never eeeeeeeeeevvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr do anything like that Mick." Jericho said with that cocky grin of his knowing full well that whatever Benoit does he would indeed never let him live it down.
"See there you go Benoit now dance." Foley said.
"Ok then." Benoit said with a sigh. Benoit stands still for a good 30 seconds making everyone think he had stolen Lance Storms dance moves before proving everyone wrong as he then starts to do The Robot.
"Benoit I think that was great! I know The Robot myself and see Jericho isnt making fun of you like you thaught he would." Foley said with a grin.
"Like I said I would never make fun of Mr. Roboto... er I mean Benoit." Jericho said with a laugh giving Benoit a small preview of things that were to come.
"Thats it your a dead man!" Benoit yelled.
"Alright break it up before it even starts! Now theres still one person left. Mikey your turn." Foley said.
"I would love to Mick I really would but I cant." Mikey said.
"Here we go again. Why not Mikey?"
"Because I only know one dance." Mikey said.
"So do it." Foley said.
"But-" Mikey started to protest but was cut off by Foley.
"I SAID DO IT!" Foley yelled.
"Alright I'll do it then but dont forget I warned you." Mikey said. Mikey then starts to do a very funny looking tribal dance.
"What the hell was that?" Foley asked completely confused by Mikeys dance.
"Well my parents insisted that I learn a rain dance since I started alot of fires when I was a kid." Mikey said.
"That was a rain dance? Well Im sorry Mikey but its not raining." Foley said with a laugh.
"Oh yeah about that... five... four... three... two... one." Mikey counted down, instantly as he made it to one the rain started to pour.
"There you go." Mikey said.
"Great Im going to catch a cold now! Alright lets get this over with the winner is the man who did a Spin-a-Roonie thats right its Booker T!" Foley said.
"BOOYA! YA SEE NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!" Booker yelled in victory.
"Yes you win and I'll see you all later tonight when you vote someone off the island." Foley said. Soon the rain stops just in time for everyone to make it to tribal council.
"Ok every go vote you know how to do it and remember dont forget you cant vote for Booker T." Foley reminded everyone.
"Yeah you best not forget it either suckas!" Booker said with a smile. Everyone then goes to vote, and soon enough after all the voting was done it was Micks time to read the votes aloud.
"Ok lets see here, 1st vote... Lance Storm. 2nd... Vampiro. 3rd... Crash Holly. 4th... Kurt Angle. 5th... Lance Storm. 6th... Kurt Angle. 7th... The Rock. 8th... Kurt Angle. 9th... Lance Storm and 10th... Lance Storm. Ok it was close but Kurt you safe until the next vote at least and Lance pack up your bags your done. Now bring me your torch Lance." Foley said.
"Ok everyone just so I know, this is because I insulted you all today wasnt it?" Storm asked. Everyone in turn nods.
"Knew I shouldnt of done that." Lance said as he brings Mick Foley his torch, where Mick extngusihs it.
"Ok well see ya later Lance." Foley said.
"Cram it." Storm said calmly as he started to walk away.
"Ok everyone go back to camp now, I'll see you all tommorow for the next challange." Foley said, the final nine survivors then start there walk back to camp.
"Ok Im sure your all itching to know what everyones thinking now so here it is." Foley said throwing it to the clips.
"You know The Rock thinks hes being surrounded by idiotic jabronis! First Crash Holly and now Kurt Angle. The Rocks thinking about doing something stupid and getting voted off but The Rock wants to be the ultimate wrestling survivor." The Rock said.
"By Golly Im sure happy that Kurt is here Im not being picked on by The Rock half as much as I was before! So thank you Kurt, thanks ALOT!" Crash said with a smile.
"So I live on for another part what do you think of that? Well its nothing to be suprised about we all know Im going to win this thing now lets see I voted for Lance Storm today and next time Im going to vote for Kurt Angle so Kurt see ya later." Vampiro said with a grin.
"Did you see Lance Storms face when he found out about those matches between his toes. Oh wait of corse you didnt... well it was kinda like the look of ummmm... you know the look im talking about the "Hey my feet are on fire" look... Yeah you all know it." Mikey said with a smile.
"This totally lacks of Awesomeness I wanted to win that challange but I didnt its not fair Foleys out to get me I know he is why else would he put me on the same team that has that killer and Wieenerfest stealer Crash Holly?" Edge said quickly looking behind his back just to make sure that Crash Holly wasnt lurking in the backround somewhere.
"Oh yeah bro all you suckas better reconigze that Booker T has won this last challange and if I said it once I've said it a million times your gonna have to kill me if you want to beat me next time! Now can you dig that?" Booker said all smiles still happy over his win.
"So I lost the challange did I? No biggie I didnt have any votes against me so I could care less but did you check out Benoit doing the robot that was just classic. Man Im never eeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrr going to let him live this one down." Jericho said with absolute glee.
"I cant belive I actually did the Robot." Benoit siad with a sigh before walking away.
"Did you see how The Rock threw my Olympic Gold Medal in the water today and how Lance Storm "Accidentally" hit my arm causing me to lose it again and I thaught he was supposed to be my friend. Well it dosent really matter now cause hes gone and check it out I got my Olympic Gold medal back again." Angle said with a smile kissing the medal.
"Ok everyone lets now take some time to remember Lance Storm. No hes not dead or anything but hes off the island now so lets see what he had to say." Foley said.
"You know what I dont care that I was voted off. Im happy actually I just cant wait to get back to my country Canada! Canmerica what the hell was I thinking?" Storm said disgusted with himself.
"Ha ha ha no one knows or cares Lance there all just happy your gone but now can the other guy everyone hates be voted off? You know who Im talking about. Im talking about The Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. So until next time which would Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 8, Im Mick Foley. Have A Nice Day!"
Well another chapter has hit the books. Only five more to go. Anyways until the next chapter please review and tell me what you thought.
LaTerZ -T Bond