High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 17

RING!

"Yay!" Everyone cried as they ran out of the school.

"I'm free!" Inuyasha got down on his knees and began to sing. "It's the weekend! It's the weekend! Gonna get drunk! Gonna get laid!"

"No, you're not." Kagome grabbed Inuyasha by the ear and pulled him up.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow! That hurts!"

"It's not my fault you have sensitive doggie ears."

"Yes, it is!"

"How is it my fault?"

"I don't know, but I know it is."

"Screw you, Inuyasha."

"Weekend!" Miroku yelled as he ran out of the school, then tripped over his own feet and fell down the stairs. "Oh, my God!"

"Ha ha!" Sango pointed and laughed at Miroku. "Stupid lecher."

Miroku landed at the bottom of the stairs with a grunt. "God, that hurt."

"Don't tell it to God, tell it to the stairs." Sango walked down the stairs and squatted on the ground next to Miroku. "Are you alright?"

"No. Let me grope your ass. I'll feel better if I do."

"No way!" Sango stood up. "Just for that, you don't get a ride home."

"Aw!"

"Come on, Inuyasha." Kagome said, pulling Inuyasha by one of his ears.

"Kagome! Please stop! It hurts worse than a boo boo!" Inuyasha cried, praying to God that Kagome would let go soon.

"Oh fine." Kagome let go of his ear and watched him rub it to get the feeling back in it.

"And to think I was gonna ask you on a date tonight!"

"I'll accept if it makes you feel better."

"Hell yeah!"

"What time will you come pick me up?"

"Uh...at six."

"Great! I'll see you at six then." Kagome gave Inuyasha a kiss on the cheek and walked away, a big smile on her face.

Inuyasha placed a hand to his cheek. "She kissed me. YES! KAGOME KISSED ME!"

Koga, upon hearing this, did a running jump and tackled Inuyasha to the ground. "I told you not to kiss MY Kagome!"

"She's not yours! She's mine! And besides, she kissed me."

"Well, she'll be mine and leave you outside in the rain."

"Kagome would never do that! Well, there was that one time she locked me out of my own house while it was raining cuz this movie scared me into thinking that when it rains, a monster waits for you to go outside and kill you."

"Okay..." Koga got off Inuyasha. "But remember this, Inuyasha. Kagome is mine."

"Not even in your dreams, you ass."

"Shut up!" Koga kicked Inuyasha in the shin before leaving.

Sota walked into Kagome's room, noticing she was frantically searching for something to wear. "Something wrong, sis?"

"I can't find anything to wear for my date with Inuyasha! I can't even find some good shoes!" Kagome cried.

"Then go out and buy something."

"I can't! You know that once I start shopping, I can't stop until the stores close!"

"Then borrow something from Mom's closet!"

"Ew! No way!"

"Then borrow something from Sango!"

"No! Inuyasha told me when I borrow something from Sango, he feels like he's with Sango!"

"Then just pick something!"

"Oh, you're no help, but I'll do it anyway."

Kagome grabbed the closest clothes she could find: A red blouse, a purple skirt, and a pair of black sneakers.

"I better leave now." Sota said, closing to door behind him.

"Uh...Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru whispered, looking down at his little brother sleeping on the couch. "Inuyasha?" He shook his shoulder gently. "Inuyasha."

Inuyasha cracked an eye open. "What?" He asked, his voice half groggy, half whining.

"You have a date tonight, remember?"

"Yeah. So?"

"It's almost six."

"What!" Inuyasha sat up and looked over at the grandfather clock. The time was 5:51. "Oh, my God! I've gotta get ready!" He jumped up, but instead of getting ready, he panicked.

"Inuyasha! You already got ready! Remember?"

"I did?" Inuyasha looked down and saw he was wearing what he had planned to wear: Some blue jeans, a sleeveless black shirt, a blue denim jacket, and black and white sneakers. "Oh, I did."

Sesshomaru took notice that Inuyasha had his hair tied back when he turned around as he was stretching.

"You...have your hair tied back?"

"Yeah. Kagome always wanted to see me with my hair tied back." Inuyasha grabbed his house key and headed for the door. "I'll see ya later, Sesshomaru."

"Wait a minute. Take this with you." Sesshomaru tossed something at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha turned around and grabbed what was hurled at him. It was a digital camera. "What's this for?"

"So Kagome can take a picture of you when you do something stupid."

"Screw you!" Inuyasha shoved the camera into one of his pockets and left.

Kagome walked into the living room, striking a pose a model would make. "Well, how do I look?"

Mrs. Higurashi looked up from her magazine. "You look so adorable, honey!"

Kagome eyes widened. "Adorable! I don't wanna look adorable. I wanna look sexy."

"Well, then...you look...sexy."

"That's better."

Someone started knocking on the door.

"Oh, it's Inuyasha!" Kagome ran to the mirror to do a final check on her outfit and her hair. Satisfied at her reflection, she walked over to the door and opened it up.

"Hey, Kagome." Inuyasha said. "Ready to go?"

"Sure am." Kagome waved goodbye to her mother. "Bye, Mom! I'll see you when I get back!"

Mrs. Higurashi waved back. "Bye, Kagome! Have fun! If you don't come back by ten, I'm gonna call the police and make you take a pregnancy test!"

"Uh...okay, Mom!"

Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's sleeve and began to tug her outside. "Come on, Kagome! The night is slowly dying with each second you waste talking to your mom!"

"Alright! Just let go of my sleeve!"

"I wonder where he is..." Sesshomaru asked himself as he sat on the roof of his house. "He better get here soon cuz my ass is getting numb. In fact, if I were F-ed in the A, I wouldn't feel a thing."

"Sesshomaru!"

Sesshomaru looked down and sighed happily when he saw Koga standing on the front lawn. "About time you got here."

"Look, if you want me to say I'm sorry again, I'm not gonna say it!"

"That's okay. I forgive you."

"Why'd you want me to come here with my binoculars?"

"Inuyasha is currently on a date with Kagome and I understand you are VERY pissed off about it."

"Pissed as hell!"

"Well, I was planning on doing stuff and I thought you might wanna come."

"So we're gonna sabotage their date?"

"Duh!"

"Alright!"

"But I have no idea where they are."

"Damn it!"

"Uh...wanna go to the park?"

"Hell yeah! Get your ass down here, Rapunzel! We have a park to go to!"

"My name's not Rapunzel, damn it! It's Sesshomaru!"

"I thought it was Fluffy."

"I swear...If you say Fluffy one more time, I'll-"

"Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!"

"That's it!" Sesshomaru jumped off the roof and landed on his feet in front of Koga.

Koga screamed and ran away, praying to God that Sesshomaru would fall and break his leg.

"Here we are!" Inuyasha said as he and Kagome reached their destination.

Kagome stared at their surroundings. "The park?"

"Of course, the park! Where did you think I was gonna take you? Someplace fancy?"

"Well...yeah."

"Well, I can't afford it right now so deal with it! Besides, being in the park can be more fun than some fancy ass place."

Sigh. "If you say so."

Inuyasha gave a sly smile. "Hey, Kagome."

"What?"

He touched her shoulder and ran off, yelling out, "Tag! You're it!"

Kagome ran after him. "I'm gonna get you!"

What the two didn't know is that WAY up in a nearby tree, they were being watched...

"Do you see what I see!" Koga exclaimed, looking through his binoculars...which still had its strap around Sesshomaru's neck.

"Too...tight!" Sesshomaru chocked out, trying his hardest to stop the death choke the strap was causing.

"Oh, sorry." Koga let go of the binoculars and watched as Sesshomaru took deep breaths.

"Anyway, do you see what I see!"

"You moron! I could've died! Don't you care!"

"No." Koga looked back at the couple. "I'm more concerned about Kagome."

"Well, I may be a dog demon, but that's no excuse!"

"Screw you!"

"Shut up or I'll knock you out of this freakin' tree!"

Koga gulped and looked down at the ground, which was about 25 feet below.

"I'm gonna get you!" Kagome cried happily as she caught up with Inuyasha.

"No, you're not!" Inuyasha yelled back at her. He stopped running when he felt a slap on the back.

"You're it!"

Inuyasha turned around and ran after Kagome, easily catching up with his speed. "Got cha!" Inuyasha tackled her and they rolled downhill.

"Oh, my god! He's raping Kagome!" Koga said, then furrowed his brows in anger.

Finally, the two stopped rolling, ending up with Inuyasha on top of Kagome.

"Help! Inuyasha's raping me!" Kagome cried out.

"Screw you." Inuyasha said.

"Uh...Inuyasha?"

"What?"

"Why'd you being me out here for our date?"

"Oh, no reason. Just to have a little...fun."

"Fun? What kind of fun?"

"Like you don't know."

Koga began to panic a little. "Oh, my God! They're about to kiss! I can feel it!"

Sesshomaru held up a camera. "Glad I brought this puppy." He turned it on and pointed it at the soon-to-be-love-scene. "Come on, you two. Work it!"

Inuyasha slowly brought his lips down to Kagome's until he felt her lips against his.

Koga's eyes went wide and his jaw dropped. He silently mouthed out, "They're kissing!" while Sesshomaru chuckled and made the camera zoom in on Inuyasha and Kagome's faces.

"I always knew you had it in you, little brother." Sesshomaru said to himself. "Well...no, I didn't, but you didn't think I could learn how to ride a motorcycle, so I guess we're even. Wow! I can see tongue!"

"Give me that thing!" Koga grabbed the camera from Sesshomaru and looked through it. He indeed saw tongue. "That bastard!"

Inuyasha moved his tongue all around Kagome's mouth, not wanting to miss a spot.

Kagome giggled slightly when Inuyasha's tongue rubbed the top of her mouth. She never knew he was such a good a kisser.

'Must've practiced on his hand.' She thought, then began to rub her tongue against Inuyasha's.

'This is freakin' sweet.' Inuyasha thought as his tongue licked at Kagome's. 'In fact, this is even better than sneaking into the girls' locker room and watching them undress.'

Koga's knuckles cracked as he clenched his fists. "That's it! I've had enough! INUYASHA!"

Inuyasha broke his kiss with Kagome and looked up into the tree. "Koga?"

Koga glared at him harshly. "You keep your filthy tongue away from Kagome's mouth, you man whore!"

Inuyasha got off Kagome and glared back at Koga. "Make me, you ass wipe!"

"This is getting good." Sesshomaru said as he moved the camera back and forth from Inuyasha to Koga whenever one of them spoke. "You guys should go on Jerry Springer."

"Shut up, Sesshomaru!" Koga leapt off the branch he was standing on, his fists still clenched.

Clenching his fists, Inuyasha jumped towards Koga when he was close enough to the ground.

Koga punched Inuyasha in the face. "You keep your hands off my Kagome!"

"And you keep your hands off me!" Inuyasha punched Koga in both the eye and the nose at the same time.

Sesshomaru smiled to himself as the two began to kick each other. "This is getting serious! I SHOULD send this to Jerry Springer."

Kagome stood up. "Stop it!"

Instantly, the two boys stopped fighting and looked at her.

"Please, stop fighting. Why do you two even fight over me, anyway? Koga, can't you find someone else?"

Koga snorted. "Of course not. You're the only woman for me."

"Well, you're wrong." She walked up to Inuyasha and wrapped her arms around one of his. "Inuyasha is the only on for me."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"...Are you really sure?"

"Yes."

"...Are you really really-"

"Just get out of here, Koga!"

"Fine! But when that mutt leaves you after he's gotten what he wants from you, please come crying to me." Koga turned to leave. "Come on, Sesshomaru!"

"No way! I wanna stay and play with the birdies! They like me! Hi, you cute, stupid little birdies." Sesshomaru began to scream. "Bad birdies! Bad! Stop pecking me! Oh, God! Not in the love below! Oh, God!"

Seconds later, Sesshomaru came falling from the tree and hit the ground with a loud thud.

"You okay, Fluffy?" Koga asked.

"Shut up hell up! Yeah, I'm fine." Sesshomaru stood up, wobbling just a little bit.

"Fine then! I'm leaving without you!" He left without another word.

Sesshomaru wearily walked over to his little brother and put his arm around his shoulders to help keep his balance. "I so can't walk on my own." For some reason, his words were slurred as though he were drunk.

Inuyasha put his arm around Sesshomaru's shoulders. "Nether can I."

"This isn't good. If I can't walk and you can't walk...then who's gonna help us walk?"

"I can." Kagome walked over to them and they both put their arms around her shoulders. She returned the gesture. "Come on, boys. Let's go to my house."

"My goodness! What happened to you boys!" Mrs. Higurashi asked as the three walked into the house.

Sesshomaru sat down on the couch. "I fell out of a tree-" He pointed at Inuyasha. "and he got his ass kicked by Koga."

Inuyasha glared at him. "I didn't get my ass kicked! Koga got HIS ass kicked."

"Whatever."

"I'll go get an ice pack." Mrs. Higurashi left the room.

Kagome pushed Inuyasha's bangs out of his eyes. "Aw...poor Inuyasha. He got hurt. My poor poor Puppy-Chan."

One of Inuyasha's eyes began to twitch. "Kagome, I swear if you call me Puppy-Chan one more time..."

"Sorry about that...Puppy-Chan."

"That's it!" Inuyasha poked Kagome in the ribs with his finger. "There. That hurt me more than it hurt you."

"A lot more."

"Kagome, I'm sorry Koga ruined our date."

"That's okay. It sucked anyway. Well, except for the kiss."

"Oh sure! No love for Fluffy!" Sesshomaru crossed his arms and looked away from the two.

They ignored him.

Inuyasha's expression grew...proud, for lack of words. "Thanks. I swear tomorrow I'm gonna take you out on a date and it'll be awesome-" He glared at Sesshomaru. "because Sesshomaru won't tell Koga we're on a date."

Sesshomaru drunkenly pointed at Inuyasha. "Screw you!" He passed out afterwards.

"I love you, Puppy-Chan." Kagome kissed a bruise that was starting to form near Inuyasha's jaw.

Inuyasha smiled at Kagome. "I love you, too, you sexy whore."

"What the hell did you just call me!"

Finally! I'm done with this chapter! I was trying my hardest to describe that kiss as best I could, but I'm not really experienced with writing stuff like that. Hope you liked it, anyway.