DATE: MARCH 15 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 8 ------------------------------------------------
Your Host:
Mick Foley
The Remaning Suvivors:
The Rock Vampiro Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Edge Chris Benoit Booker T Chris Jericho Kurt Angle
"Hello everyone and welcome to Chapter 8 of wrestling with Survivor and for all you ladies reading out there I have a special challange for you today but you have to stick around to see what it is. Now As for the recap of Chapter 7 Kurt Angle and The Rock are getting off to a bad start by the looks of things as The Rock threw Kurt Angles Olympic Gold Medal into the water two times, What else happened you might ask? I'll tell you Lance Storm made a little speach about each of his team mates which ended up getting him voted off and it was Booker T who won the challange which was a dance contest although seeing Chris Benoit doing the Robot was a close runner up anyways let the story begin and lets head to the beach." Foley said sending it to the beach only to see The Rock and Kurt Angle are already into another arguement.
" So you want your Olympic Gold Medal back do you?" The Rock yelled keeping Angles gold medal away from him.
"Yes Rock you know that I do! Now give it here!" Angle demanded.
"Well if you want it then go and get it!" The Rock yelled as he once again throws Angles gold medal into the water and once again Kurt Angle runs out to find it hopefully for the final time.
"Im glad I dont have anything that can be thrown in the water like that." Crash commented.
"Well there is still something else I can do." The Rock said.
"Golly Rock, whats that?" Crash asked. The Rock then Snatches the cap of Crashs head and then holds it high over his own head.
"Hey give that back!" Crash demanded, Crash then keeps jumping for the cap but The Rock keeps putting it out of reach.
"Why you big bully I'll show you!" Crash yelled, Crash then grabs The Rocks sunglasses spits on them, shines them up with one of The Rocks five thousand dollar shirts on the ground shines up the glasses and shoves them down The Rocks pants.
"You... you... YOU JABRONI YOUR DEAD!" The Rock yelled with rage.
"Uh-oh..." Crash said before he takes off running with The Rock close behind.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR TRYING TO VIOLATE THE ROCK!" The Rock yelled.
"No Rock I wasnt doing that I swear!" Crash yelled.
"Wow I cant believe that Crash just shined up The Rocks sunglasses real nice and tried to shove them stright up his candy ass. Heh actually that was funny they should do that on WWF T.V. Our Ratings would go from great to umm... greater!" Jericho said with a grin.
"I think thats what WCW needs to do to get some ratings cause lets face it with the World Champ we have now nothing can help us." Vampiro commented.
"Oh is that so Sucka?" Booker asked.
"Yeah thats right!" Vampiro said.
"Well Suckas gots ta know... what are ya gonna do about it?" Booker asked, Vampiro then grabs Mikeys lighter and lights Booker Ts hair on fire.
"Dont hate The Player... hate the game..." Booker said quietly before running off to the water to save his hair.
"Now theres some real Harlem Heat!" Vampiro said with a smile.
"Ok I got it figured out! He says dont hate the player hate the game! You know as a matter of fact I DO hate Triple H!" Edge said, pounding a fist in his hand.
"Edge I didnt think it possible but your getting more and more stupid everyday." Benoit observed.
"Hey you think you know me? huh? You think you know me? Well you dont!" Edge said somewhat qouting his theme song.
"Your a moron!" Benoit said rolling his eyes.
"Your a reekazoid!" Edge shot back.
"Your an idoit!" Benoit shot back at Edge.
"Your a barfoid!" Edge countered.
"Your a dumbass!" Benoit countered Edges counter.
"Your a stinkoid!" Edge yelled.
"Your a stain on the very fabric of humannity!" Benoit yelled.
"Well you just a big ol chump stain!" Edge screamed.
"Your a-" Benoit started only to be stopped by Vampiro
"No Benoit stop, hes not worth it." Vampiro said.
"Just like your momma wasnt worth it!" Edge yelled.
" MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!" Vampiro yelled, Benoit and Vampiro then exchange looks and nod before they attack Edge and proceed to kick the crap out of him.
"Jericho dont you think we should help him?" Mikey asked.
"Mikey do like me and play it smart by not get involed in any fights stay on everyones good side." Jericho said giving Mikey a tip.
"Well, that is a good Idea. Hey wait a sec... Vampiro stole my lighter!" Mikey yelled. before jumping into the fight and starting to pound on Vampiro, Benoit and Edge to get his lighter back.
"Hmmmm... The Rock is chasing Crash... Vampiro, Benoit, Edge and Mikey are fighting it out... Booker T is doubting the fire from his hair... and Kurt Angle is fishing for his gold medal. Yeah im taking my own advice and staying out of everything, but man what a rather violent chapter." Jericho commented with a smile. Soon its time for the challange and everyone gets there, eventually.
"Wow you have all had a busy day. Crash and Rocks fued continues, Booker T is bald now-" Foley was saying before getting cut off.
"Mick I have said it a million times if you want me off this island you have to kill me and thats just what these suckas are trying to do!" Booker yelled.
"Yeah thats to bad huh? I see Mikey, Edge, Vampiro and Benoit are all beaten up. Hey Kurt How many times did you go fishing for that medal today?" Foley asked.
"The Rock threw it in the water five times and Vampiro threw it in there once." Kurt said with a sigh.
"But you still have it your becoming quite skilled at it arnt ya." Foley said.
"To skilled at it in my opnion." Kurt said with a frown.
"Well thats great. In fact todays challange has something to do with water." Foley said.
"This had better not be a pissing contest Mick!" Vampiro yelled.
"Hell no! What are you sick! Im talking about a wet T-Shirt contest!" Foley said with a smile.
"But Mick im the only one here who actually wears a shirt all the time." Mikey said.
"I'll get the hose." Foley said with a grin.
"Hose? and hook it up to what?" Benoit asked.
"Your water supply of corse... oh yeah... did I forget to tell you guys you had a water fountain filled with fresh water just over there?" Foley asked.
"Im gonna kill him!" Benoit yelled jumping to his feet, Benoit lunges at Foley but is held back by Vampiro and Kurt Angle.
"Thats it Benoit go back to camp your not going to be in this contest!" Foley demanded.
"Fine I dont want to be in your stupid contest anyways!" Benoit yelled. Benoit then heads back to camp.
"Well that makes everyones chances of winning better dont ya think?" Foley asked as he hooks the hose up to the water fountian.
"Ok everyone start those sexy poses of yours and lets let the wet T-Shirt contest start!" Foley said, everyone stands perfectly still except for Kurt Angle who does strike a pose, Foley then turns on the water hose and spashes everyone.
"Oh yeah thats right, C'mon show me what you got!" Foley said laughing to himself.
"This is so embarrasing." The Rock said slapping his own forhead in shame.
"C'mon guys put some heart into it, kinda like this." Foley said as he takes the hose and starts to splash the water over himself while he does his Dude Love Dance.
"There like That." Foley said as he starts to splash everyone again but still everyone but Kurt Angle stands perfectly still.
"Oh you guys are no fun! Fine then this contest is over and I will have to give to win to the one person who actually did what I asked." Foley said, with that comment a huge smile grows on the face of Kurt Angle.
"And That one person is my alter ego Dude Love! Owwww have mercy!" Foley yells.
"You won? But your not even in this thing!" Angle complained.
"Yeah well I'll see you all at Tribal council tonight and I guess you can vote for anyone you want since I won this challange. See ya all tonight!" Foley said with a smile. Now disappointed espically Kurt Angle the group walks back to camp and then later that night to Tribal council.
"Ok everyone you know the rutine so go and vote." Foley said, as per his request everyone votes, Foley then gathers the votes and reads them aloud.
"Ok now lets tally the votes. 1st vote... Mikey. 2nd... Mikey. 3rd... The Rock. 4th... The Rock. 5th... Benoit. 6th... Crash. 7th... Vampiro. 8th... Mikey, and 9th... Edge. Ok Mikey looks like your done for now bring me your torch." Foley said informing Mikey of the sad news.
"Alright." Mikey said with a sigh. Mikey gets up grabs his torch and then walks to Foley to have it extinguished but not before he turned around faced everyone, put the torch infront of his mouth and breathed fire on all the survivors who ran off running to get back to the water by there camp.
"Nice Mikey! Now I wont have to tell them when to go." Foley said with a smile.
"Its no problem Mick its what I do." Mikey said with a smile.
"I can see. Well Mikey See ya later." Foley said waving.
"See ya." Mikey said returning the wave as he walks away with his head up high knowing that he was the last person from ECW to be voted off.
"Well this is were I would tell everyone to go back to camp but seeing as to the fact that there already gone lets just cut to the part to see what everyone had to say." Foley said throwing to the clips.
"The Rock will tell you this he wants back at Crash for what he did to The Rock today this is far from over and as far as Kurt Angle goes Im going to keep throwing that damn medal into the water if he doesnt stop being such a idoit!" The Rock yelled.
"Wow I got The Rock really mad today maybe I shouldnt of done that, but it was fun while I was doing it so maybe next time I'll do something even worse to him!" Crash said.
"Ok so maybe I should of voted for Vampiro instead of Mikey since he was the one who caught my hair on fire but it was Mikeys lighter bro. Damn someone help me I cant think stright without my hair!" Booker said.
"Well I dont have anyone pissed at me so Im on easy street if no one has a reason to vote for me then they wont so if they wont vote for me then I wont get voted off and I will win this thing! Pretty simple logic there. Im player the game of Survivor at its best!" Jericho said with a grin.
"Heh heh this chapter was pretty fun for me first I catch Booker Ts hair on fire and hes bald now because of that then I get in a kick ass fight with Mikey and Edge and finally the guy I vote for to go is gone! See ya Mikey! Edge your next. Uh-oh, better stop Im starting to sound like Goldberg and I aint no godamm Jew!" Vampiro said. Then from out of no where Goldberg comes and spears Vampiro then takes off again, hopefully teaching him that he should always be politically correct.
"SECURITY!" Vampiro then yelled, stomping off to see how exctally that had happened.
"Well I guess I cant depend on Mikey to help me fight those Reekoids Benoit and Vampiro anymore but not to worry I have a feeling in the next chapter there will be a E.C.R.I. Thats Edge and Christain run in for you ignorant people out there. Hey wait a sec, Christain isnt here though. Hanesoity..." Edge said coming to terms with Christians absence.
"Whipwreck is gone and if you ask me Foleys next we need a better host I nominate Shane McMahon for the job!" Benoit said.
"Five times today, six times yesterday and thirty-two times altogther since these two teams came together that I have had to swim around for my olympic gold medal! Its a crime its true,its true!" Angle complained.
"Oh corse it is Kurt, everything you say is true. Ok so maybe thats not true anywho its time to see what the big loser of the chapter has to say. No wait we already heard what Kurt said. Ok the second biggest loser of this chapter Mikey Whipwreck." Foley said laughing at his own joke.
"Oh well it looks like Im gone voted off oh well big deal who cares. Heh they will care when they realize they cant start a fire anymore I have the only lighter on the island. Hey wait a sec, Vampiro still has my lighter! THAT BASTARD! Oh well I still lasted longer then anyone else from ECW Did which consisted of Tajiri, Spike and Justin Credable. Yeah thats right im the best!" Mikey said with a smile.
"Yes Mikey your the real winner here. Idiot, then again I picked him to be tag team champs with me in ECW before so whos the real idiot here? Dont answer that. Anyways that just about wraps up Chater 8 of Wrestling with Survivor so be here next time for Wrestling with Survivor Chapter 9. Wow, were almost in double digits now thats amazing! ANYWAYS..." Mick said stopping in mid sentence to pick up a copy of Christmas Chaos.
"Why not pick up your copy of Christmas Chaos written by the #1 bestselling author me Mick Foley and illistrated by the one and only Jerry "The King" Lawler! C'mon you know you want to and you all know I want this to hit number one on the New York Times Best seller list too Cause I want to be the next Stephen King with all of my books hitting #1 one in easy! Well thats enough of my shameless Self Promoting." Foley said putting the book back down and then picks up "Cooking with Heat" the offical cook book of the WWF.
"So with my shameless self promoting done I also promiced to promote The new WWF Cookbook Cookin with Heat with my good friends The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Good 'Ol J.R. on the cover! Ok thats enough of that so until the next time which is Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 9 Im Mick Foley. Have A Nice Day.
Well another chapter is all said and done with. Only four more chapters to go people, were getting down to the nitty gritty here... whatever that means. Anyways yeah please review and tell me what you thought.
LaTerZ -T Bond