High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 18

"I'm going on a date! I'm going on a date!" Inuyasha sang merrily as he and Sesshomaru walked to Kagome's house.

Sesshomaru's eye twitched when he noticed he could still hear Inuyasha through his headphones. He turned the volume up a little bit. 'Why did I agree to accompany him on his date? Why did he even ask me to in the first place?'

"I'm going on a freakin' sweet date!"

Again, Sesshomaru turned the volume up. 'I swear, I better get something good out of all this or I'm gonna-'

"Going on a freakin' freakin' sweet date!"

Sesshomaru's eye twitched again as he turned the volume up all the way on his portable CD player. 'If he sings that line ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA-'

"I'm...going...on...a...DA-"

"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP SINGING?" Sesshomaru panted heavily afterwards, but stopped when he realized everybody on the block was staring at him. He straightened his position and turned his CD player off. "Sorry."

"God, you must be so embarrassed right now."

"He should. He's the one that created you. Oh, I'm sorry. That was Satan."

"Shut the hell up! You know very well it was Mom and Dad who created me! Besides, you pronounced the name wrong. It's Stan, not Satan."

"Either way, you were created by him. End of story."

"Screw you. Oh! Kagome's house! Come on, Fluffy!" He got behind Sesshomaru and began pushing him in the direction of Kagome's house.

"Inuyasha! Stop pushing me! I can walk by myself!"

"Shut up! For some reason, you're making me nervous!"

Inuyasha kept pushing Sesshomaru until he was pressed against the front door of Kagome's house, but Inuyasha took no notice in it.

"Stop pushing me into the door!" Sesshomaru cried, trying to push himself away from the door.

"Huh? Oh, sorry!" Inuyasha stopped pushing Sesshomaru and gave him a nervous smile.

Sesshomaru glared at him, but remembered to save the pounding for later.

"Hi, guys!"

The brothers looked over their shoulders and saw Sota running up to them, holding a box.

"Sota! What's up, little man?" Inuyasha asked, grinning at the boy.

"I'm awesome! I just got a new friend! You wanna see him?"

Inuyasha shrugged. "Why not?"

"Okay!" Sota opened the box. "His name is Kurakasukamaru." (A/N: Hehehe...Kuraka...Uh...Whatever the hell Sota said.)

Inuyasha's eyes went wide when he saw a huge spider taking up half the box, which was a shoe box that once held shoes meant for a really tall guy.

"SPIDER!" Inuyasha kicked the door open and ran inside.

"Gimme that!" Sesshomaru took the box from Sota and ran around the house, looking for Inuyasha. He found him clawing at Kagome's door, trying to get inside. "Oh, Inuyasha..."

His little brother's eyes went really wide when he saw him with the box that contained the spider.

"Prepare to be bitten!" Ever so slowly, he walked over to Inuyasha, tilting the box slightly so his little brother could see the spider.

Inuyasha pounded on the door harder. "KAGOME! HELP!"

Suddenly, the door was opened and Inuyasha happily ran in, slamming the door shut behind him and locking it.

"Kagome...He had a spider...A deadly one..." He panted, leaning against the door.

Kagome shook her head slightly as she went back to brushing her hair. "Inuyasha, it was JUST a spider and if it was deadly, why would it be in my house?"

"Because you're EVIL! You're even worse than the seven deadly sins!"

"You don't even know what they are."

"Sure, I do! They're Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy, Dopey, Bashful, Happy, and Sleepy."

"No, you idiot! They're Envy, Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Pride, Wrath, and Sloth."

"...No, they're not."

"Then you're a moron."

"...No, I'm not."

"Whatever." Kagome put down her brush. "You ready to go now?"

"Duh! Why else would I be here? But we're not using this door." Inuyasha walked over to the window and opened it after grabbing Kagome by the waist and dragging her with him. "We're jumping out the window. Hang onto me, Kagome."

"What! Are you crazy?"

"No. I just don't wanna face the eviller one with the evil spider."

The door was kicked open and Sesshomaru walked in, still holding the box containing the dreaded spider.

"NO!" Inuyasha jumped right out the window.

Kagome screamed and closed her eyes, thinking they would surely hit the ground and die. Or at least Inuyasha would bang his head and she'd break her leg. After a few seconds, she was certain they should've hit the ground by now. She cautiously opened her eyes and gasped when she found Inuyasha was standing on the ground, holding her up bridal style.

"Wow..." She said. "I never knew you could do that."

"Well, after jumping out the windows at school all the time, you get the hang of it." Inuyasha put her down. "Now, let's get to that zoo!"

"Zoo? You're taking me to the zoo?"

"Uh...Yeah. Is that okay?"

"Sure. Whatever."

"Okay, then. Come on, Sesshomaru! We're leaving now!"

"Coming!" Sesshomaru yelled from the open window.

"Why is he coming with us, anyway?" Kagome asked.

"Cuz he can and he will, now come on!" Inuyasha grabbed her hand and began to run.

"Zoo! Yay!" Inuyasha cried when they reached the zoo. "Kagome, do you think they have giraffes? If they do, can we go see them? Can we? Can we? Can we?" He looked into Kagome's eyes with a pleading look.

"Oh...I can't resist that face..." She pinched his cheeks lovingly. "Alright."

Inuyasha got out of her grasp and ran in a random direction. "Then hurry up, slow ass!"

"Don't call me slow ass!" She ran after Inuyasha.

"Wait...for...me!" Sesshomaru panted. 'For a little dumbass, he sure can run fast.' He ran after the two as fast as his burning lungs would allow him.

He finally caught up with them at the cage that had the giraffes inside.

"They're so friggin' big!" Inuyasha said, his eyes wide as though he'd never seen a giraffe before.

Kagome nodded. "I know."

Inuyasha got a sudden idea. He took a chocolate bar out of his pocket, slightly melted, and held it up high. "Hey, giraffes! You wanna chocolate bar?"

One of the giraffes came over and sniffed the chocolate. Giving it an experimental lick, the giraffe made a happy noise and ate the whole thing.

Inuyasha giggled slightly when he felt the giraffe's tongue lick his hand clean. "It tickles!"

"Aw...That's so cute!" Kagome took a digital camera out of her purse and quickly took a picture of the giraffe licking Inuyasha's hand while he was on the verge of laughing his guts out.

"Hey, you stupid giraffe!" Sesshomaru glared at the long necked creature. "You need to learn how to fend for yourself and stop getting others to bring food to you! You may be locked in a cage with no way out, but thats no excuse!"

The giraffe stopped licking Inuyasha's hand and glared at Sesshomaru, then thrust his head out of the cage and hit him, sending him ass first to the ground.

"Uh..." Sesshomaru moaned. "That kinda hurt..."

Inuyasha pointed at his fallen older brother. "Ha ha! Sesshomaru got his ass kicked by a giraffe!"

For the next couple of minutes, it was the same thing: Inuyasha fed the animals, Kagome said how cute it was and took a picture, and Sesshomaru mocked the animals and got knocked to his ass, though it was different with the lions. They clawed his chest and he had to go to the medical clinic near the entrance of the zoo.

Kagome and Inuyasha thought it would be fun if they just left him there, so they left and went to the movies to see The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. (A/N: I know that movie isn't in theaters anymore, but I ran out of ideas. Besides, I like that movie, but so what? You can NEVER be too old to like SpongeBob!)

At the part where Patrick is running with his pants around his ankles while crying and he trips, Inuyasha spit out what he was drinking and started laughing really hard.

Kagome said he just forgot to take his medication when people began to stare.

A three year old girl yelled, "Shut the hell up, asshole!"

Inuyasha immediately stopped laughing and flicked the little girl off.

Sadly, he and Kagome couldn't see the rest of the movie because Inuyasha and the little girl were very close to duking it out in the middle of the aisle.

"Inuyasha, never, and I repeat, NEVER do that AGAIN." Kagome said as she dragged Inuyasha by an ear.

"Ouch! I said I was sorry! Ouch!"

"Now I have to wait until it comes out on DVD!"

"We can catch it again latwr, you know."

"I REALLY don't wanna take that risk anytime soon. I think this date is done."

"But it hasn't even begun!"

"Well, it's best to end it before hell breaks loose."

Kagome continued pulling Inuyasha by his ear until they reached Kagome's house. She let go of his ear and smiled brightly.

"This date may have been short, but I still had fun anyway." She gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek, leaving a pink kiss mark. "I'll see you later, Inuyasha." She happily walked inside and slammed the door shut.

Inuyasha just stood there with his hand on his cheek, grinning ear to ear.

"And God smiled upon Inuyasha Kaye and said, 'You're gonna get laid soon.'" He said as he began walking home. "For some reason I feel like I forgot something. Oh well. I'm sure it wasn't that important."

"I can't believe they ditched me!" Sesshomaru stomped his foot and headed for the zoo entrance. "When I get home, I'm gonna kill Inuyasha!"

Another chapter complete! Yay! I don't know why I'm so happy today! I think it's because I've been mooning my older sister all afternoon.