DATE: March 22 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 9 ------------------------------------------------
Your Host:
Mick Foley
The Remaning Suvivors:
The Rock Vampiro Crash Holly Edge Chris Benoit Booker T Chris Jericho Kurt Angle
"Hello again everyone and welcome back to Wrestling With Survivor and this time its chapter 9! Now I know no one thaught I would get this far and we are now down to our final eight people The Rock, Vampiro, Crash Holly, Edge, Chris Benoit, Booker T, Chris Jericho and everybodys favorite cry baby Kurt Angle. Now what happened in Chapter 8 are you wondering? Not much...Vampiro used Mikey Whipwrecks lighter to catch Booker Ts hair on fire so hes bald now Kurt Angle kept getting his medal stolen and thrown in the water, the Crash Holly and Rock fued seemed to pick up steam again in a big way the winner of the challange, which was a Wet T-Shirt contest, was yours truely Mick Foley! Oh yeah I still got it! Finally Mikey Got voted off the island putting ECW out of this contest altogether oh well no big lost so now lets head to the beach and see whats going on today." Foley said throwing it to the beach.
"I still dont know how you seven jabronis made it this far espically Crash and The Olympic cry baby Kurt Angle." The Rock said.
"Isnt it simple its becuase the people love me and besides I have everyone back home in Mobile, Alabama rooting for me." Crash said with a smile.
"Yes but a good 96 of those rednecks are your cousins, brothers and sisters and that my friends that is true. Oh its true, its damn true!" Kurt said proud of himself
"So what if they are Kurt? There still rooting for me." Crash said, not disagreeing with Angles claim of so many cousins, brothers and sisters.
"Wait a second here, Angle did you just call me your friend a second ago?" Vampiro asked totally ignoring Crashs comment. Vampio in disgust get ups walks over to Kurt Angle punchs him in the stomach, then grabs his Olympic Gold medal and throws it to the watery place where it spends more time now then around Kurt Angles neck.
"You know what Vampiro you are lacking the three I's more then anyone else out there that I know!" Angle said, and with that said Kurt walks over to the waters edge streches a little, then swims out to find his medal again.
"You just cant get tired of seeing that." Vamprio said with a smile. Before Vampiro says anything else he turns to Booker T and gives him a swift kick below the belt.
"Vampiro, hy did you just do that?" Benoit asked.
"Got bored and I thaught it would be fun. Guess what I was right." Vampiro said with a grin.
"That was so totally reeking in Awesomeness I want to try!" Edge said with a grin. Edge gets up and follows suit with Vampiro and kicks Booker T in unmentionables.
"That reeked he was totally already in pain and he hardly noticed what I did. It really was lacking in coolosity." Edge said with a sigh.
"The Rock still thinks your all a bunch of Jabronis!" The Rock said from out of nowhere.
"And you brought that up because?" Benoit asked.
"Because The Rock has hardly had anything to say in this Chapter so far, now dont question The Rock anymore or The Rock will will slap the piss right out of ya!" The Rock threatened.
"Oh yeah? Well you stink!" Benoit countered.
"That comeback is what really stinked!" The Rock shot back being quite truthful. Chris Jericho then wispers something to Benoit.
"What!" Benoit said.
"Dont argue." Jericho said with a smug grin.
"But thats just plain bad!" Benoit said.
"Hey who is the only person here that can talk trash better then The Rock?" Jericho said with that same smug grin. Everyone there then looks at each other then they all point to Jericho.
"Thank you everyone. Now say it." Jericho insisted.
"Alright. You cant slap the piss out of a robot. Ok Im sorry Jericho I just dont understand that!" Benoit said.
"Maybe not but Im sure everyone else did and thats all that matters." Jericho said.
"The joke was a bit on the sucky side though." Vampiro said.
"Yeah well I have been on a Island with a buch of people with no sence of humor what so ever for a long time now." Jericho said with a sigh.
"Hey I have a sence of humor!" Crash protested.
"True but your always running for your life from The Rock." Jericho pointed out.
"Shut up Crash the great one did not say you could speak!" The Rock yelled.
"Hey isnt it time for the challange?" Booker pointed out still curled up in the fetal position holding his boys. Just as Booker points this out Kurt Angle walks back to the beach with his Gold Medal in his hand again.
"Yes I do belive it is so lets go." Angle said.
"Yeah for once I agree with him but just one thing before we leave." Benoit said, before anyone could react Benoit pushes Angle towards Vampiro who pushes him down grabs his medal and once again, yeah you guessed it throws the medal into the water.
"Ok well that was just uncalled for you brute!" Angle yelled, Angle then runs off into the water to find his medal once again.
"Well while that jabroni is out looking for his peice of trash lets all go to see Mick for the challange." The Rock said. Everyone then gets up and starts to walk towards "The Mick Foley Challange Meating Area".
"Ahh nice to see you all here... at aleast almost all of you where Kurt?" Foley asked. Mick then looks down the beach and sees Kurt Angle running to where everyone else was.
"Well its nice of you to finally join us Kurt." Foley said, as though he were a teacher and Kurt was his student, late for class.
"Im sorry Mick but Vampiro threw my medal in the water and then everyone left." Angle said pointing the finger at Vampiro.
"Well Im sorry but because your late you cant compete in this challange today." Foley said handing down his punishment.
"But Mick its not my fault!" Angle whinned.
"Sorry Kurt but those are the rules." Foley said
"I'll give you five bucks when we get off this island." Angle pleaded.
"Alright Kurt your back in!" Foley said with a smile proving again that he was never above a little bribe. Everyone but Kurt Angle and Mick Foley though groan.
"Mick you cant be serious?" The Rock yelled.
"You had better belive I am." Foley said patting his pocket where his walet was.
"Man this bites." Vampiro said, obvioulsy annoyed.
"Alright shut up the lot of ya! Now on to todays challange is a Drinking contest!" Foley said.
"Drinking contest? You mean Milk right?" Angle asked hoping that he wouldnt have to touch the vile stuff known as beer.
"Nope, Im afraid not Kurt." Foley said.
"Kool-Aid?" Angle asked.
"Nope." Foley said.
"Some good old fasion American made Orange Juice?" Angle asked.
"Nope Im talking about Beer!" Foley said, comfirming Angles worst fear.
"Mick you cant be serious! Theres someone here not at the legal age to drink you know!" Angle yelled pointing towards Crash.
"I am not a child darn it!" Crash yelled.
"You just leave that potty talk where you found it mister!" Angle said.
"Well I had my first drink when I was a kid and Im sure the rest of you did to right?" Foley asked.
"Right." Vampiro said.
"Yeah." Benoit said.
"You had better belive The Rock did." The Rock said.
"Thats all my mother could get for us some times on the mean streets of Harlem... or at least thats what she said anyways..." Booker said.
"I did. This one time I got drunk and I saw this fire hydrent and I... ok forget it." Edge said abrutly ending the story. While everyone looked at him funny. Crash who was standing next to him takes a step away from him.
"Yeah Edge we dont want to hear about it and hell knows I went drinking when I was young." Jericho said slapping his cheast in pride.
"This just isnt fair no one ever lets me drink. I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!" Crash said rubbing his hands together.
"You should all be ashamed of yourselves I for one have never had a drink in my life its bad for you ya know!" Angle lectured.
"Kurt you big baby! Well its time you start drinking." Foley said.
"No way I wont do it!" Angle protested.
"Ok then your disqulafied get back to the beach!" Foley yelled.
"Fine then!" Angle shot back. Kurt then starts to walk away then stops and turns back to Foley.
" And one more thing Mick your not getting that five bucks anymore!" Angle yelled. With that Angle turns around and starts to walk away again.
"Fine I dont need his money. Christmas Chaos is doing just great." Foley said pulling a copy of Christmas Chaos from behind his back seemingly from out of thin air.
"Ummm, Mick... the challange?" Vampiro said, reminding Foley.
"Oh yeah. Actually its more of a chugging contest the first one to down a bottle of beer wins. Its that simple." Foley said with a smile. Foley then passes everyone a single bottle of beer.
"Ok on your mark get set... GO!" Foley yelled. With the command given everyone puts the bottle up to there mouths and starts to drink away until seven seconds into the contest when Crash slams the bottle down on the table in front of them.
"Done!" Crash yells, causing everyone else to stop.
"No way is that jabroni done that fast!" The Rock yelled. Mick then picks up the bottle.
"Its empty. Crash wins!" Foley declared.
"WAHOOOOO IM IMMORTAL!" Crash yelled at the top of his lungs for all to hear.
"No Crash your Intoxicated not Immortal." Foley said, Crash gave him a look of pure confusion.
"Thats still good though right?" Crash asked.
"Sure is!" Foley said with a smile.
"Wahooooooo!" Crash yelled.
"Well The Rock just dosent belive this." The Rock said, the people eyebrow high in the air.
"Well what do you expect hes a redneck the abilty to drink flows through his blood." Benoit said.
"Ahh screw this Im going back to camp!" Vampiro yelled.
"Yeah wait for me." Benoit said, following along.
"Yeah all of you go back to camp now but dont forget tribal council is tonight." Foley said, Everyone was disappointed except for Crash all turn to go back to camp but before they get to far The Rock gives Crash a good smack to the back of the head. Later that night everyone goes to the tribal Counil.
"Kurt nice to see you on time. You look a little wet though." Foley noticed.
"The Rock threw my medal in the water... AGAIN." Angle complained, now pointing to The Rock.
"Alright well you all know the drill go and vote." Foley said. Everyone then goes to vote.
"Alright lets see here. 1st vote... Kurt Angle. 2nd... Vampiro. 3rd... Vampiro. 4th... Edge. 5th... Vampiro. 6th... Kurt Angle. 7th... The Rock. 8th... Vampiro. Ok so lets see Vampiro Your outta here!" Foley said making the motion of a baseball umprire.
"Dammit who voted me off?" Vampiro yelled. Causing Booker T, Kurt Angle, The Rock and Edge to all raise there hands right away.
"Alright... you'll all get yours now its only a matter of time!" Vampiro yelled.
"Vampiro give me your tourch." Foley said. Vampiro then grabs his tourch and brings it to Mick who extingushes it.
"See ya later Vampiro." Foley said.
"This sucks now I have no one to help me make fun of Kurt." Benoit complained.
"Oh please everyone makes fun of Kurt!" The Rock reminded him. The with no trouble what so everVampiro leaves.
"Wow no trouble. I certinally didnt expect that from him of all people. Ok everyone go back to camp." Foley said. Everyone then goes back to camp.
"Ok everyone time to see what went through the heads of everyone here on the island, this time." Foley said.
"The Rock dosent have anything to say right now because to be truthful The Rock is still shcoked that that little jabroni Crash won the challange for the drinking contest... damm redneck jabroni!" The Rock said.
"I still cant belive I won and I got to drink beer to do it! I think this may be the happiest day of my life even better then the first time when my cousin Hardcore put me through a table or hit me with a steel chair!" Crash proclaimed.
"Hey bro, does it look like my hair is growing back?" Booker asked.
"Yes I will win this thing no one even bothers Y2J Im playing this game better then Richard Hatch ever could!" Jericho said with a smug smile.
"No Comment. Ok a comment, that Crash is smarter then hes letting on. From now on I will vote against him and only him. He scares me first he knocks me out with a scale and steals my Winnerfest and now this." Edge said.
"Dammit Im pissed off! Vampiro was the only person that I could actually talk to everyone else here are a bunch of idiots! Why couldnt any of the Radicals be on this island too?" Benoit complained.
"Once more I Kurt Angle have escaped being voted off the island but it keeps getting closer and closer. If I dont win the next challange I could be in trouble." Angle said.
"And now to hear from the loser of this chapter, Vampiro." Foley said.
"I dont have shit all to say but you had just better belive that what I did to Sting is going to be nothing compared to what Im going to do with those idiots." Vampiro threatned.
"Ok so now you have heard from everyone its time to sign off from Survivor Island for another little while. But before we go have you gotten your copy of Christmas Chaos yet? If not thhen what are you waiting for? Go get it before there sold out even if Christmas just got over less then a month ago, also my good friend J.R. paid me two bucks to promote the WWF Cookbook Can you take the heat and also to buy his now Infamous BBQ Sause take it from me folks thats some good stuff, you even get a little black cowboy hat! And now until next time Im Mick Foley... Have a nice day."
Thats nine chapters down, three to go. Yup were nearing the end of it. Anyways until next time please review and tell me what you think.
LaTerZ -T Bond