High School Sucks
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.
Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Chapter 19
RING!
Mrs. Diarrhea walked into the classroom, carrying s bigbucket of dead frogs. "Hello, class!"
"Hello, Mrs. Diarrhea." The class responded in monotone voices.
"Today we'll be dissecting frogs."
"EW!"
"Shut the hell up! Anyway, we'll be having someone from another class join us today. Come on in, young man."
Sesshomaru walked in, an unpleasant look on his face.
Inuyasha began to wave frantically with a big grin on his face. "Oh! Oh! Sesshomaru! Over here! It's me! Inuyasha!"
Sesshomaru shook his head. "I know it's you, little brother. What do you think I am, a dumbass like you?"
Mrs. Diarrhea looked at Sesshomaru. "Since your brother's in this class as well, you may sit next to him."
Sigh. "Oh, alright." Sesshomaru sat down next to Inuyasha.
Inuyasha raised his hand. "Uh...Mrs. Diarrhea?"
Mrs. Diarrhea raised an eyebrow. "Yes, Mr. Kaye?"
"Where are the frogs? What are we gonna do with just the dissection pans, T pins, probes, and scapels?"
"We're gonna stab each other with them." Miroku said sarcastically.
"We are? Alright!" Inuyasha picked up a probe and Miroku and Sesshomaru hid under their desks.
Mrs. Diarrhea shook her finger at Inuyasha. "Mr. Kaye, put that probe down before you kill somebody!"
"I'm not gonna kill them, I'm just gonna given them tetanus."
"Mr. Kaye, we're not going to stab each other with the insturment. We are going to dissect with them."
"Then where are the frogs?"
Mrs. Diarrhea held up the bucket. "In here."
"Oh."
"Now put downthe probe and sit down!"
"Yes, ma'am." Inuyasha did as he was told.
Miroku and Sesshomaru hesitantly came out from under their desks and got back into their seats.
Mrs. Diarrhea sighed. "Like I was saying, we'll be dissecting today, so put on your goggles and gloves and get into groups of two or three."
Everybody did as they were told while Mrs. Diarrhea passed out the frogs.
"Oh! Let's name our frog, Albert!" Inuyasha picked up his frog and made it look like it was dancing. "A hip, hip...uh, how the hell does that song go again?"
Miroku and Sesshomaru shrugged.
Inuyasha put the frog down on the dissection pan and picked up a T pin. "Alright, Albert, let's just pin you down and then we'll see what you look like on the inside." He slowly moved the T pin down until it was touching one of the frog's, I mean, Albert's legs. For some reason, Inuyasha just couldn't find the heart to push the T pin into Albert's leg. "Oh, I can't do it!"
"Give me that!" Sesshomaru took the T pin from his little brother and was about to push it into Albert's leg when Inuyasha grabbed his arm.
"Leave Albert alone! He didn't do anything to you!"
"Inuyasha, Albert is dead! You know, like Sparky."
"You told me Sparky ran away to become a stripper!"
"He did! We found him dead a week later at the strip club. Apparently, he died from money being shoved down his throat."
"So that's why the money you brought home that day smelled like road kill."
"God, what a weird dog you had." Miroku said.
Inuyasha laughed a little. "No, Miroku. Sparky wasn't our dog. He was our hamster."
"And to think I thought MY hamster was weird when he swallowed my shoe whole."
"Oh, my God! Mr.Tinkles swallowed your shoe whole?"
"Yeah, that's why I had to come to school with only one shoe today."
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru looked under their desks and saw Miroku was, indeed, wearing a sneaker on one foot and only a sock on the other.
"GET BACK TO WORK!" Mrs. Diarrhea yelled at the three boys.
They gulped and replied with a meek, "Yes, ma'am."
Inuyasha looked away as Sesshomaru stuck the T pins into Albert's legs. Sesshomaru laughed as he did this, not because he enjoyed it but because he wanted Inuyasha to feel bad. Miroku patted Inuyasha's back in hopes that he wouldn't start bawling over a dead frog that he only got attached to just because he was the one who named him.
"Alright, Inuyasha. The sticking is done." Sesshomaru held the scalpel out to Inuyasha. "You wanna do the honors and cut open your dear, sweet Albert's belly?"
Inuyasha looked at the scalpel, then at Albert, then passed out. Well, he almost passed out, but when he hit his head on the desk behind him, the pain kept him conscious.
Sesshomaru reached a hand down and helped Inuyasha up. "Little brother, are you okay?"
"No. I think I got a concussion or amnesia or something. Definately amnesia. I can't remember anything that happened after Art."
Sesshomaru grinned. "Good. In that case," He held the scalpel out to Inuyasha. "Will you do the honors of cutting open Albert?"
"Who the hell is Albert!"
"The frog."
"Oh. Sure!" Inuyasha took the scalpel from Sesshomaru and cut open Albert's stomach. His eyes went wide when he saw many little...things half the size of a pea moving around. "Ew! Gross! Mrs. Diarrhea! There are things moving around inside our frog!"
"Say what?" Mrs. Diarrhea walked over to their desks and peered into Albert. "Why, Inuyasha, you just discovered the babies a VERY rare breed of frog: The Alabastard Dwarf Frog. These frogs are the only breed that are born frogs instead of tadpoles. They're born very small and when they're adults, they are the size of a cockroach. The frogs we use to dissect love to eat the eggs of an Alabastard Dwarf Frog. You're gonna get a LOT of money off of these little babies whether you decide to sell them or not."
Both Inuyasha's eyes and voice grew teary. "You mean...I'm a daddy...and I get a lot of cash without giving up my babies?"
Mrs. Diarrhea nodded and Inuyasha jumped out of his seat and yelled happily.
"Well, I'll be damned." Miroku said as he stared at the little frogs hopping out of Albert's stomach and all over Inuyasha's desk.
Sesshomaru was grinding his teeth and banging his head into his desk.
The next day, Inuyasha was on the front pageof the newspaper with all his little froggies.
To congratulate him, Inuyasha's friends did whatever Inuyasha wanted to do. Out of anything in the world, Inuyasha chose to go to the park and name his frogs.
Sesshomaru was still pissed, especially as he watched Inuyasha name his frogs while Kagome counted the money. When she got to 3,857, he nearly broke his teeth as he bit down on the bench he was sitting on. When she got to 5,736, he put a dent in the bench as he banged his head into it. When she got to 9,744, he screamed and kicked the bench. When she got to 15,348, he did nothing for he passed out at around 11,686 after he stomped up and down on the bench until he fell off and hit his head on something.
"Poor Sesshomaru." Sango said as she and Miroku watched Sesshomaru, from a safe distant, I might add.
Miroku nodded. "I know. If only he had never offered Inuyasha the chance to cut open Albert. Then maybe he'd be rich. But then again, Inuyasha would be the one throwing a hissy fit in public.
Sesshomaru woke up a few minutes later. He became even more angry when he heard Kagome was still counting the money.
20,086...
20,087...
20,088...
"I...HATE...him..." Sesshomaru said as he glared harshly at the two.
"There's 20,096 bucks here, Inuyasha." Kagome smiled at Inuyasha, who was still giving names to all his frogs.
"That's great! Uh, Kagome, what's 20,096 divided by 2?"
Kagome thought for a minute. "Uh...10,048."
"Thanks. Hey, Sesshomaru! I'm giving you half of the money!"
At hearing these words, Sesshomaru quickly ran over to Inuyasha and Kagome.
"You mean you're gonna give me half of allthat money?" He asked, slightly shocked.
"Yeah." Inuyasha quickly divided the cash and gave Sesshomaru his half. "There ya go, Sesshomaru!"
"But...why?"
"Because! If it wasn't for you offering me the scalpel, I never would've became rich."
"Oh, thank you, little brother!" Sesshomaru hugged Inuyasha hard. In fact, he was cutting off the circulation to one half of his body.
"Aw! That is SO sweet!" Kagome said.
Another chapter done. I hardly even worked a half an hour on this! I freakin' amaze myself.