DATE: March 30 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 10 ------------------------------------------------
Your Host:
Mick Foley
The Remaning Suvivors:
The Rock Crash Holly Edge Chris Benoit Booker T Chris Jericho Kurt Angle
"Hello everyone and welcome back to Survivor Island Im your host Mick Foley but you already know that of corse. Now you maybe waiting for me to give the recap of the last chapter in case you missed it and if you did shame on you. Anyways not all that much happened in the last chapter the challange was a drinking contest which belive it or not Crash Holly won in seven seconds flat making me wonder who would win in a drinking contest between Crash, The APA and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Anyways after that it was Vampiro who got voted off the island and unlike alot of the others he didnt make a scene he just said that he would get even with the people who voted him off, those people being Booker T, The Rock, Kurt Angle, and Edge. You know what that might be interesting. Now without further adue, lets head to the beach." Foley said with a smile as the camera pans to the beach.
"You know guys Im kinda worried." Angle said.
"About what?" Edge asked.
"Remember Vampiro said that he would get us back." Angle mentioned.
"The dude was just mad cause he lost." Edge said with a smirk.
"I dont know. He kinda scares me." Angle admitted.
"Well if it makes you feel any better I can play you a song no one knows it but I snuck something on the island with me!" Edge said with a huge grin.
"What was that?" Angle asked. Edge then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a kazoo.
"Dude its my kazoo! Want be to play your theme song again?" Edge asked.
"No, thank you." Angle said.
"Dude it is totally ok with me." Edge said with a smile.
"Its quite alright Edge." Angle said.
"You got it then buddy! Ok and a 1 and 2 and 1, 2, 3!" Edge said before he starts to play Kurt Angles Theme music on his kazoo rather poorly stoping to say "Angle, Angle" every now and then.
"DAMMIT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DONT YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jericho yelled, before he walks over to Kurt Angle and Edge, grabs Angles gold medal and Edges Kazoo then throws them both into the water.
"DUDE MY KAZOO! That was so uncool!" Edge yelled.
"I thought it... heh heh... reeked of awesomeness." Booker T said mocking Edge.
"Yeah your one to make fun of the way someone talks... brotha!" Edge shot back.
"I dont say Brotha. Hulk Hogan says Brotha." Booker said with a smug smile.
"So your both down right stupid!" Edge yelled. Kurt Angle then grabs Edges shoulder for him to turn around.
"What?" Edge yelled.
"Here Edge." Angle said, haning Edge his kazoo back.
"How'd you do that?" Edge asked amazed. Kurt then puts his gold medal back around his neck again.
"I have become an expert at finding things after there thrown into the water." Angle said.
"Dude that just plain reeks of awesomeness!" Edge yelled in excitement.
"I think its pretty sad myself." Benoit said.
"I think its amazing Kurt! You could probally become a pro swimmer after this!" Crash pointed out.
"Yes Crash I know. I would probally win a Olympic gold medal at it too." Angle said with a smile.
"Dude I so bet you would!" Edge said.
"Your just full of suprises Kurt! Your just simply amazing!" Crash said.
"Oh Shut up you jabronis The Rock hasnet even gotten a word in this Chapter yet!" The Rock pointed out.
"Actually Rock you just got in 16 words at once there." Crash pointed out. Some of the wrestlers then look at Crash somewhat suprised that he could count that high.
"Well Rock he got you there." Angle said.
"Oh yeah well maybe The Rock should get him now!" The Rock threatned, just before he grabs Crash and tries to put The Rock Bottom on him when Mick Foley suddenly appears from out of no where.
"Now Rock you wernt going to hurt that little guy where you?" Foley asked. The Rock then smiles lets Crash go and pats him on the head.
"Who this little guy? No Mick not a at." The Rock said with a smile.
"Good cause you know if you do you will be thrown off the island and you already got your warning." Foley said.
"The Rock knows Mick and trust me The Rock is really sorry." The Rock said lying like a champ.
"NO HES NOT HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME!" Crash yelled.
"WHAT? YOU LITTLE JABRONI!" The Rock yelled.
"You know what Mick? Crash is telling the truth... Oh its true, its damn true." Kurt said picking up for Crash.
"Yeah it is so Truebuler!" Edge said making up yet another stupid word.
"Truebuler?" Jericho asked.
"Yeah." Edge said with a smile, obvioulsy proud of himself.
"So Mick if you dont mind me asking why are you here?" Jericho asked.
"Just came to check up on you guys." Foley said with a smile.
"But why?" Booker asked.
"What I cant just come and see how you guys are doing?" Foley asked.
"No." Benoit said rather bluntly.
"Well why not?" Foley asked.
"Listen Bro suckas gots to know why your really here." Booker T stated.
"Alright, today was parent/teacher day at school and I put the mandable claw on one of the teachers after he asked how my son could have such a madman for a father." Foley said with a sigh.
"Wait I know this one. It all starts when a man finds a totally super cool and hot chick." Edge started.
"Of for god sakes Edge, he knows about the birds and the bees so just shut the hell up!" Jericho yelled.
"Well Mick I guess thats what you get for putting out a childrens christmas book with a bare-assed elf in it." Angle pointed out.
"Yeah I know. Well anyways guys since im here we might as well have the challange now right huh?" Foley said.
"Yeah why not." Booker said with a sigh.
"Hmmmm. I havent had any time to think of anything for this challange so hmmmm... let me think. Hey Kurt can I see your medal for a second you have only showed it off to me 244 times, thats not nearly enough for me." Foley said with a sly look in his eyes.
"Yeah its true, its true." Angle said with a smile. Angle takes off his medal and hands it over to Mick.
"Its really nice you know." Foley said looking it over.
"Yeah I know." Angle said with his cheast puffed out just a little more then usual.
"Ok everyone the winner of this challange gets to keep Kurts gold medal!" Foley said.
"WHAT?" Angle screamed.
"I call this challange a "Find a Olympic gold medal that was thrown into the water by everyones favorite commish and host of a survivor rip-off." Its a long winded title but I think it works." Foley said with a smile before he throws the medal into the water, using every bit of stregnth possible.
"Ok everyone... GO!" Foley yelled, causing everyone to take off into the water but Crash who comes back after he remembers he cant swim.
"Mick this isnt fair." Crash said with a sigh.
"Dont worry Crash everyone loves the fued you and The Rock have going on to much to vote you off." Foley said.
"But Mick the fans of the story have nothing to do with the the vote." Crash pointed out.
"Oh yeah, sorry Crash your screwed." Foley said.
"Drats, drats and triple drats!" Crash yelled, kicking some sand on the beach. After a minute and a half of serching Kurt Angle walks up on the beach with the gold medal around his neck again.
"You know Mick that wasnt really a challange at all." Angle said rather proud of himself now.
"Yeah it was kind of unfair to everyone else but it was all I could think of on such short notice." Foley said with a shrug.
"What do you mean it wasnt fair? It was very fair!" Angle said. At this point everyone else comes on the beach after they see Kurt there knowing he had already won.
"Oh well everyone Im gotta find somewhere else to hide before the cops find me for attacking that teacher. I'll see you all at Tribal Council tonight." Foley said, and with that he runs off into the forest dissappearing as quickly as he appeared.
"Crash?" The Rock said.
"Yeah Rock?" Crash said, but before he could say anything else The Rock grabs Crash and hits him with the Rock Bottom.
"Nevermind." The Rock said with a smile. Later that night everyone meets up at Tribal Council.
"Umm... wheres Mick?" Jericho asked. Foley then comes out of the trees surrounding Tribal Council.
"Im right here Im just hiding." Foley said.
"You have nothing to worry about Mick this is a uncharted desert isle no one is around for 100s of miles." Angle pointed out. Suddenly the cast of Gilligans Island runs through Tribal Council be chased by bunch of native headhunters.
"Damm the writer of this story would do more for a cheap pop then I would." Foley said in shock.
"Yeah its almost scary." Benoit said.
"Well anyways its time you all go vote." Foley said. Despite everyone still confused by the breif cameo of the Gilligans Island cast, they all go and vote.
"Alright Everyone time to tally up the votes. Hmmmm 1st vote... The Rock. 2nd... Crash Holly. 3rd... Booker T. 4th... Chris Benoit. 5th... Chris Jericho. 6th... Edge, and the 7th and final vote... Booker T. Sorry Booker but this looks like the end of the road for you." Foley pointed out after reading the votes.
"What no way! I said that they would have to kill me to get me off this island!" Booker stated.
"Well I guess they dont have to afterall." Foley said.
"No I refuse to belive it!" Booker said.
"Hey Booker, dont hate the player, hate the game." Jericho said with a smug smile. Booker then sighs and nods, then without saying another word Booker T brings his tourch to Foley who extingushes it. After that Booker T leaves.
"Ok everyone back go back to the beach." Foley said, quickly prompting everyone to leave,
"Ok everyone you wanna know the wrestlers thaughts so here they are." Foley said.
"The Rock is pissed! It took The Rock forever to get a word in this chapter! Wheres my agent I want out of this my ego is to big to suffer another blow like that!" The Rock yelled.
"You know I should of told Mick that The Rock rock bottomed me after he left. Gosh darn it why didnt I do it?" Crash asked himself.
"Yeah Y2J knows he was going to stay out of all the action and lay low for this whole thing so I wouldnt be voted off but dammit I hate that stupid kazoo!" Jericho said.
"Dude I totally loved that Gilligans Island run in in this chapter! Gillian was my idol growing up... Hey I know!" Edge said getting a idea. He quickly takes out his Kazoo and starts to play the Gilligans Island theme song with it.
"You know I have a regret about this chapter. I didnt do very much and I havent even thrown Angles medal in the water now for days. I hope I dont turn face." Benoit said.
"Once again I Kurt Angle the most celebrated real althlete in wrestling history has shown everyone that he is the best again." Angle said with pride kissing his medal.
"And now to hear from the loser." Foley said.
"Gee wizz I wonder if the Skipper noticed those other guys around that fire in the forest... maybe this is our way off the Island!" Gilligan said.
"What the hell! NO! Lets hear from the loser, as in who was voted off in this chapter loser! Damm this writer!" Foley said shaking his fist to the sky.
"Well Jericho was right. Simple as that. Dont hate the player hate the game. Whatever it means. Im not really sure myself actually. Anyways I dont have anything else to say." Booker said leaving.
"Ok now everything is said its time for everyone to move along for once I wont promote anything. So until next time Im Mick Foley, have a nice day."
Ok and another chapter bites the dust. With this one done there are only two more chapters close so we are nearing the end. So anyways until the next chapter, please review and tell me what you thought.
LaTerZ -T Bond