DATE: April 3, 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 11 ------------------------------------------------
Your Host:
Mick Foley
The Remaning Suvivors:
The Rock Crash Holly Edge Chris Benoit Chris Jericho Kurt Angle
"Hello everyone and welcome back to survivor island for the eleventh thats right eleventh chapter of Wrestling With Survivor. I know Im as shocked as you are. Now on to the re-cap of chapter ten. Lets see I made a unexpected apperance at the beach since I put the Mandable Claw on my sons teacher during a parent/teacher interview so while I was there I decided to have the challange so I could keep hiding so I had to think fast and so I grabbed Kurt Angles gold medal and threw it into the water so Kurt won that challange pretty easy. The person who was voted off kind of suprise me as well since it was Booker T, which also took WCW out of this. We also found out that survivor island was actually Gilligans Island, Im stuffl baffled by that one and still cant get werid moment out of my head. Anyways. On to the beach to see what the final six are up to now." Foley said sending it to the beach where everyone is quiet and watches The Rock.
"What are all you jabronis looking at?" The Rock asked baffled.
"Well Rock you almost fliped out in the last chapter cause it took you forever to get a word in so we figure we should let you get the first word in this time." Crash said. The Rock just rolled his eyes.
"Morons." The Rock said.
"I wonder what todays challange will be." Kurt wondered to himself.
"Could be anything knowing Foley." Jericho said.
"Yeah remember that Monkeytude eating contest?" Edge recalled.
"Monkeytude?" The Rock asked, the peoples eyebrow up high.
"Monkey Turd." Benoit said with a sigh, why it was up to him to explain this was byond him.
"Oh you know if that jabroni dosent start talking right The Rocks gonna slap the piss out of him!" The Rock threatened. Everyone then looks at The Rock somewhat dissapointed.
"What now!" The Rock yelled.
"Well we have to admitt Rock that last insult kinda sucked." Angle said.
"Yeah it didnt have your usual flare." Benoit added.
"Well you try going eleven chapters and keep making up good insults its not easy you know, and with you jabronis The Rock needs ALOT of insults!" The Rock said.
"I bet Chris could do it." Angle said. Everyone then looks at Kurt Angle then turns there attention to Chris Benoit and then back at Angle again.
"Benoit couldnt give an insult to save his life!" Edge said.
"Yeah, hey wait yes I can!" Benoit said.
"Not you Im talking about Jericho!" Kurt said.
"Oh, well I still can just watch!" Benoit said. Benoit then looks at The Rock.
"Rock, heh heh here it comes... You suck!" Benoit said, laughing, he had gotten one over on The Rock that time.
"That was sad Benoit really really sad and yeah I probally could insult everyone for eleven chapters easily." Jericho said.
"Then do it!" The Rock challanged.
"Why shoul I? Theres no point to it." Jericho said with a sigh.
"Well The Rock says its because you cant do it!" The Rock accused.
"Sure I can." Jericho said rather sure of himself.
"Well The Rocks says do it now!" The Rock demanded.
"Im not stupid Rock. Lance Storm insulted everyone and was voted off right away Im sticking around to win this thing." Jericho said, quite sure of himself.
"Your not gonna win The Rock is gonna win!" The Rock yelled.
"Your both wrong Im gonna win!" Benoit said putting in his two cents.
"Oh the hell you will!" The Rock yelled.
"I will just try to prove me wrong!" Benoit challanged.
"Oh shut up nobody wants to hear your old tired worn out expressions!" The Rock said.
"Geez look whos talking." Benoit said rolling his eyes.
"The Rock dosent have any old tired worn out expressions!" The Rock pointed out.
"Well thats just Brama Bullshit." Edge said, rather proud of his clever retort.
"Not bad Edge not bad at all." Kurt said nodding his head in approval to Edge.
"Yes Edgeward that was half decent." Jericho said.
"I know I just so totally reek of awesomeness." Edge said. Edge trying to play cool then grins his 45 tooth smile and puts on a pair of those big ass crazy sunglasses.
"Hey arnt those Christians sunglasses?" Angle asked.
"Yeah but Christian gave me this pair for luck." Edge said, still showcasing that horse like smile of his.
"Aint it time to go for the challange yet?" Crash asked, obvioulsy bored.
"Yeah I guess it is." Jericho said. The wrestlers all get up and walk to the challange area where Mick Foley is no where to be seen.
"Oh great hes no where to be found." Benoit said rather annoyed by the situation.
"Maybe hes still on the run from the cops." Edge pointed out.
"They caught him if where lucky." Benoit said with a grin. The Rock then walks up to Foleys desk which still has from ten to twenty signs with Commish wrote on it.
"Maybe someone should tell him hes not the Commish any more." Crash said.
"He knows. Just give him time to get over it." Jericho said, as though Foley had suffered a death in the family.
"Theres a note here." The Rock said, picking it up.
"So read it, oh yeah Im sorry you dont know how to read." Angle said, as he grabs the note from The Rock and starts to read it himself not giving The Rock a chance to do it.
"I am a gay crybaby. HEY! This isnt the real note! The Rock planted this one cause he knew I would swipe it!" Angle yelled.
"I would never do such a thing ya gaybroni." The Rock said with a grin. The Rock then takes a step away from Kurt and starts to read the real note.
"Its says "Sorry Im late Im using the bushes and will be back in five minutes."" The Rock said reading the note aloud for everyone to hear.
"Theres a picture I didnt want in my head." Benoit said shuddering.
"Lets just hope he doesnt give a five second pose for the benifit of those with flash photography." Edge said.
"No no I would never do that." Foley said. Everyone then looks behind them to see a naked Mick Foley walking towards them.
"Ah Jesus H. Christ put some clothes on Mick for god sakes!" The Rock yelled.
"Hey Richard Hatch did it so why cant I?" Foley asked.
"Cause CBS has censors." Angle said covering his virgin eyes.
"Speaking of Censors where the hell is Right To Censor when we need them?" Jericho asked.
"I think they were scared away, and rightfully so." Edge said.
"Who cares its time for the challange." Foley said with a smile.
"No Mick its time for you to put something on first... even if its just Mr. Socko just put something on to cover up... that!" The Rock yelled.
"Bah your just jealous." Foley said, doing half a giration.
"Ahhhh! Jesus Mick! The Rock is not jealous of... that." The Rock said.
"Guys I have a idea, why dont we do the challange so we can just get outta here." Crash said.
"For once the little jabroni has a good idea hurry up Mick whats the challange?" The Rock asked.
"A kissing contest!" Foley said. Everyone then backs away from Mick.
"I forfet!" The Rock said without a moments hesitation.
"Me too." Benoit said, putting his hands up in the air.
"I dont want anything to do with this either." Jericho said.
"Dude this totally reeks of stinktitude. Im not going no where near this challange." Edge said taking a few steps back.
"Yeah I kinda want my first kiss to be with a girl...I MEAN NEXT KISS!" Crash said covering up rather well.
"I have to agree with..." Angle said before stopping for a second to think.
"I'll do it!" Angle said. Everyone looks at Kurt in shock.
"A-HA THE ROCK KNEW YOU WERE GAY!" The Rock yelled.
"No... but you all quit. Im the only one left so I win automactally I dont even need to kiss Mick cause theres no point to it." Angle said rather proud of his brilliant thought as he showed one of the three "I's" Intellegence.
"Kiss me? No not me I shipped in a pannel of judges for this one. Ladies come out." Foley said with a smile. At which point Trish Stratus, Lita, Molly Holly, Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler walk out of the woods.
"There the judges for this one." Foley pointed out.
"On other hand maybe I do still have to kiss them." Angle said, rubbing his hands together.
"The Rock Changes his mind hes back in!" The Rock yelled shoving Angle out of the way.
"Me too!" Benoit proudly stating lining up beside The Rock.
"Ok so now it reeks of Awesomeness!" Edge said, jumping in the line as well.
"What are we waiting for lets do it already!" Jericho said, licking his lips.
"Im still out. One of them is my cousin. Plus I dont wanna get A.I.D.s or get one pregnant." Crash said, causing The Rock to Smack the back of Crashs head.
"You dumbass Jabroni You cant get A.I.D.s or make a baby by kissing!" The Rock yelled.
"You cant?" Crash said completely suprised, causing The Rock to slap the back of Crashs head again.
"Ok ok I get the point." Crash said rubbing the back of his head.
"Well Im sorry guys you already forfitted Kurt Wins by, well by DQ I guess." Foley said.
"Well its time to suck some face, come here ladies!" Kurt said puckering up.
"Now hold on Kurt you had a good point they all quit so you win and you dont need to kiss them." Foley pointed out.
"But-" Angle tried to protest only to be prompty cut off by Foley.
"But nothing! Everybody go back to camp now an meet me at Tribal counsil again tonight." Foley said. Everyone then starts there way back to camp dissapointed that they all quit before they knew who they would kiss. Later that night everyone got to tribal Council where a still naked Mick Foley is waiting for them.
"DAMMIT MICK PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" The Rock demanded.
"Lets just vote so we can get outta here." Crash said.
"Once again I agree with Crash lets vote." The Rock said. So before Mick can tell them to vote everyone already has voted.
"Well ok then lets see whos going home. 1st vote... Crash. 2nd vote... Chris Benoit. 3rd vote... The Rock. 4th Vote... Chris Benoit. 5th vote... The Rock and the 6th vote and the person whos going home tonight... Chris Benoit!" Foley said sealing Benoits fate on the island.
"Dammit!" Benoit yelled, obvioulsy upset.
"The Rock recalls that before today you said that you were going to win so prove you wrong. You have just been proved wrong jabroni." The Rock said, taking great joy in rubbing it in Benoits face.
"Dammit Ive been screwed again like the two times The Rock and Foley screwed me! First time it was out of the world title!" Benoit yelled.
"Benoit why dont you just stick your tounge between your teeth and kiss a wolverines ass!" Jericho said, starting to get quite fond of insulting people as they are getting voted out. Benoit just gives Jericho a pissed off look.
"Your dead!" Benoit yells, lunging at Jericho but is pulled off by Mick Foley.
"I would ask if thats a banana in your pocket but since your not wearing any clothes..." Benoit said, breaking away from Foley. Benoit then runs away from the Tribal Council area before his tourch can be extinguished hoping that the boat is waiting for him on the beach to get away.
"Whats his problem?" Foley asked.
"Umm... nothing oh my Mick you gotta excuse The Rock cause hes getting tired hes gonna go back to camp." The Rock said. Everyone else also seems to get tired all of a sudden and go back to camp before Benoits tourch is extingushed.
"Oh well..." Foley said, extinguishing Benoits tourch.
"I'll leave you with everyone comments..." Foley said with a sigh.
"God The Rock is deeply distrurbed by Mick lets hope that this wont go on to the next chapter." The Rock said.
"Poor Benoit... I really feel sorry for him after Mick pulled him off of Jericho. That must of really sucked." Angle said giving his sympathies to Benoit.
"Hmmmmm... so you cant get A.I.D.s or make a baby by kissing huh? Watch out ladies Crash is on his way!" Crash said with a big smile.
"Benoit deserved what he got. But now Im kinda sad since I have no arch- enemy on the island. Well I guess Kurts gonna have to do for now. Oh yeah and I'll still win this thing." Jericho said with a smirk.
"God I hate Mick and his Nudeosity!" Edge yelled.
"Well on to Benoits final comment." Foley said. Foley then stands still for a few seconds.
"Ok Im sorry it seems Benoit started to swim back to cizilation so we couldnt get a comment from him. Gee Richard Hatch got away with this. Im kinda sad with this I can even plug any of my stuff or anything. Which you can find on by the way. Well I guess this is it for this chapter. Oh yeah and by the way The next chapter will be the LAST one! I know there are still five guys left but this next challange will be a real dousy and the winner will be the Ultimate Survivor and will win that special prize, but who will the winner be? Oh and please review since you just read this whole thing it is your responsibality now to take a few extra seconds of your time to review. You know I would do it for you so until next time Im Mick Foley. Have a nice day."
Well you heard Mick Foley the next chapter will be the last one. So what are you waiting for review and tell me what you thought then come back one more time for the final chapter.
LaTerZ -T Bond