Not Another Teen Movie parody (I think). Psh… Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha… yet. Nor do I own any brands, TV stations, or the 'Not Another Teen Movie' story line. Oh yea, and any music or artists I don't own. I might own a copy of the CD thought. Or have it on one of my many mix CDs.
Oh yeah, Rin's in grade eight and Sesshoumaru-sama is a senior of high school. So, for reference, Kagome is still a fifteen-year old. Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha are all in her grade. Grade ten. So, yeah. Don't get confused. Oh yeah. And their school doesn't have a uniform as of yet. It wouldn't show their personality, its in Japan… but no uniform. Heh.
Not Another Teen Romance
The Break Up
"KAGOME!" shouted a young boy. He looked up the stairs, "HURRY UP! YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO SCHOOL!"
A few minutes later a fifteen-year-old girl walked easily down the stairs, as calm as ever. She was whistling, wearing a pair of layered dark green pants that overlapped her ankles over a pair of lime green sandals. A white shirt and her long wavy raven hair loose.
She walked past him, oblivious to the eight year-olds frantic yells. She ruffled his hair before picking up a bagel, and popped it in her mouth while her grandfather handed her lunch for both her and her brother.
"Kagome!" he whined.
"I heard you, Souta!" Kagome answered her mouth full. "Just hang on! You're not even ready. Go shower,"
Souta looked at his baggy light blue shirt, sniffing. "Yea I am."
"No, you're not. Go," she pointed up the stairs.
"But-"
"Go!"
"FINE!"
Souta grumbled and started to stomp up the stairs to take a shower and presumably change clothes. Kagome smirked, took another chomp of the bagel and turned on the TV. Now she'd get a chance to watch a tape of Comedy Central's Last Laugh '04 without missing Snoop Dog's show.
She loved teasing her little brother.
"Oh, look it's Inuyasha!" squealed a girl, bringing her hands to her pink cheeks.
"Oh he's so handsome!"
"Handsome! Try extremely hot!"
The man with long raven hair and violet eyes, probably this Inuyasha guy, sighed a little. He was walking these halls, surrounded by girls who probably couldn't even remember their name if he passed by. If they thought he was 'hot' as they said. Not that he cared. Because they were just fucking stupid little school girls.
"Inuyasha!"
He turned his head to see a football come flying towards him, he caught jumping up a bit and threw it back at a boy with short raven hair pulled up in a dragon-tail.
"Yo, Miroku."
"Sup Inuyasha," both started to walk back to the halls, chatting and oblivious to all the girls gushing over how hot the two were. Inuyasha pushed his hands back in his pockets again.
"Kikyou was looking for you," said Miroku.
"Oh really?"
"Yea, she said something about tickets."
He snorted, "Fucking great."
Some girl bumped into another girl with long dark hair, dropping her books to the linoleum, "Watch where you're going." She spoke in an emotionless-tone.
"S-Sorry Kikyou," stumbled the girl, bending down to get her book.
She pulled back her long strait hair and picked up a book the girl had dropped, handing it back to her and stepped over the glum girl, dark gray blue eyes not showing any certain emotion.
She recognized him over the crowd; "Inuyasha," she smiled slightly. Walking to him, he held her hand.
"Hey Kikyou,"
All three started to walk back down the hallway, one of them shaking his head.
Inuyasha you could do so much better, thought Miroku. I still don't… see what brought you two together.
so , thought Miroku."C'mon Kagome-chan!" cried a desperate Yuka, clinging to her best friend's arm as she dragged them both in the halls. "Just this once!"
"NO!" she all but screamed.
"Aww come on Kagome-chan!"
"NO!"
"Just this once! I'm begging ya'!"
"Hell no!"
A girl with long raven hair pulled into a high ponytail looked at the two. Kagome was stomping to her with Yuka clinging to her arm and leg, making her sort of drag them with her shoes scuffing the floor.
"Yuka-chan what are doing?" she let out an exasperated sigh.
Kagome finally got Yuka's grip off her arm and rubbed at her pink skin from the grip.
"Nothing!" the shorthaired girl said, standing up, "All I want her to do is wear something special,"
"You want me to wear a mini skirt!"
"So!"
"It's a mini skirt, Yuka-chan!" she said, almost squeaking.
The girl with a ponytail, Sango, let out another sigh. "Yuka-chan, you know that Kagome-chan likes skirts. But a mini-skirt? Ugh- you don't even likes those."
"I like wearing skirts and all Yuka-chan. But mini skirts! Are you in need of an insane asylum?" said the blue eyed girl, or Kagome.
Yuka hmphed. "If you ask me, you should wear skits more often. It'll tell you and your cousin apart."
Kagome glared at her short-haired friend. "Hardly anyone does that any more. Although… Kikyou wears mostly black, people still mix us up. She doesn't like skirts that much… there's one thing to tell us apart."
"Yea, but think how your mom's gonna react when she comes back."
"But that won't be 'til next Christmas," resolved Kagome, "She's in the Peace Core. Why would it matter anyway?"
"Still," said Sango, brushing an annoying bang back, she looked down at her best friend's clothes, clucking her tongue. She did like Kagome's choice in clothes, they were comfortable and whenever she stayed at Kagome's she'd be able to wear something of hers… a plus of being Kagome's friend. She lived with her dad and brother, her mother long passed away; she managed to be a little girly-girl. Wearing a tie-dye pink-shirt and long black pants with a pink stripe down the leg.
Kagome looked back up, shrugging, "No one seems to mind,"
"Yea, 'cept the rest of the girls," snorted Yuka, crossing her arms.
"Dude…" she looked at Yuka, "Shut up."
"See!" she squeaked, "She even talks like a guy!"
"Shut up!"
"Houshi!"
"Hey," a student standing next to Inuyasha said. It was Miroku, or the one with his hair pulled into a dragon-tail.
A few more names until the coach got to the last two, each with same last name.
"Soratobu!" called the teacher, a red ball tucked under his arm like a football.
"Yo," It was Inuyasha, his arms were crossed.
"Soratobu!" he said again, looking for a different face.
"Hai," came a deep voice from the back. He had long black hair pulled into a ponytail at his neck.
The teacher, or preferably coach, marked the clipboard with the attendance sheet. Setting it down, he grabbed the ball with both hands, "Alright ladies, today we play dodge ball. I need two leaders to come up and choose teams,"
No hands went up.
The coach sighed and clucked his tongue. "Alright, since no one wants to volunteer… why make it interesting? First one gets an 'A' on the fall test."
Thirty hands went up.
"That's more like it,"
"Coach Shimizu!" came a southern accent, the coach looked to the gym doors to see the head female coach waving at him, "Can you come here for a sec'?"
"Yeah," he called back, and turned toward the crowd of young men, "Um… Jones, you are red. Tenrai," two boys stood up straighter, "No, Hiten, you're blue. Go!" he threw the ball at Jones, the one with rich red hair and the USA face of wider eyes.
Some of the others groaned while Jones Ben and Tenrai Hiten walked to the front to pick out their teams, Ben went first. "Um… Akago," he said, obviously from New York, and another guy walked to him and stood behind.
"Um, Houshi," called Hiten. Miroku walked to him and slapped hands with him. "Thanks dude," smiled Miroku, waggling his brows.
"Wakashu," another went behind Ben.
"So Inuyasha," came a cold voice. Inuyasha turned slightly to see Sesshoumaru walking to him and then standing behind him. "Found anybody yet?"
"No," he replied, crossing his arms from their fallen place, "How's Little Rin?" he smirked.
Sesshoumaru looked at him coldly. "Shut up," Rin was Inuyasha's mother's best friend's daughter. Rin was still in grade eight, and Sesshoumaru was a senior in high school. But they seemed to be going out.
Inuyasha smirked, "Dad'll like her," their father hadn't been home for months.
"Shut up," he repeated.
"Alright, alright Sess." Someone called Inuyasha's name, and he turned to see Miroku waving at him.
Sesshoumaru watched Inuyasha's back. He didn't hate his half-brother… if he called him his brother in a non-teasing way. Inutaishou, their father, had met Izayoi and had Inuyasha. Again he didn't hate his little brother. But he felt Inuyasha always got the better deal. Inutaishou put Sesshoumaru the heir to his financial empire, a plus. But Inuyasha was the heir to the family fortune by his mother's side. And that was almost the same amount of money in his father's wide estate.
Sesshoumaru bared his teeth, revealing what looked like white fangs.
Taijiya Sango looked up at Eri with wide maroon eyes. "…What!" Her back straightened considerably, her ponytail freezing over her shoulder.
"It's true." She said, leaning on her crossed arms.
"…But how?" asked Yuka.
"I know, I can hardly believe it myself," Eri sighed, "But it's what I heard Kikyou say. And you know she's almost always true to her word,"
"Still…" Yuka looked down at her sandwich, she almost felt like not eating it.
"…Yea," answered Sango. "I wonder how Kagome's gonna deal,"
"What?" Eri looked back at the longhaired girl. "What do you mean?"
"Picture it, Eri-chan," said Yuka. "Kikyou breaks up with Inuyasha. Kikyou lives with Kagome."
"Yea!" said Sango, sitting up straighter. "And you know how soft a person Kagome-chan is when people around her get hurt!"
"And she can't help but maybe pity her a bit."
Eri looked down at her pink nails, "…Kagome-chan,"
"Yea," both Sango and Yuka said.
It was just a rumor. Rumor or not, it had spread around so quickly. Kikyou had told her friends in the girls' locker room. She was going to break up with Inuyasha.
For someone else. But that was just a guess…
Eri had heard the entire thing. She had to tell Sango and Yuka… but for Kagome she wasn't sure. Sango and Yuka wouldn't tell Inuyasha because they weren't close friends.
But Kagome and Inuyasha. Kagome was Kikyou's cousin. Inuyasha was usually over at the Higurashi residence. Kagome and Inuyasha had this sort of friendship thing… though usually it was just they fighting while Kikyou was doing something else.
This was going to be a problem…
"…What?"
"I'm sorry."
There was nothing to say. It was done. Just like that? But… why?
"…Why Kikyou?" Inuyasha looked up to the calm and mono-toned girl. She had her hands behind her back, laced together and looking at Inuyasha's violet eyes. Her back was still strait. No expression in her eyes.
She was the same. She didn't even look like she had broken up with someone. If there was a face for that, that is.
"Because," she answered. "I don't want to date you anymore."
It didn't make since.
They'd been going out since eighth grade's year's Christmas. Now it was turning sophomore's summer. Now she wants to break up?
He didn't understand.
"I don't understand," he shook his head, his long raven hair swishing against his back, "I don't get it at all."
She bit her lip a bit. Like Eri, she'd heard about something. She didn't hate her cousin, truth be told, she loved her cousin. She was probably liked her for who she was at the very beginning of her life other than her mother.
Then again… perhaps she didn't like her cousin that much now.
"Inuyasha." Sesshoumaru sped up to walk beside his half-brother in the halls. It was just after gym.
Kikyou looked around the corner of lockers to see her boyfriend, his best friend and half-brother walking. Sesshoumaru had this funny look on his face. She quickly hid around another bend of lockers to eavesdrop.
"Yea?" he turned his head from Miroku to his other side where Sesshoumaru was walking.
"I got a bet for you," he smirked a little bit. Odd, because he never showed any emotion… much less smirk.
"Oh?"
"Yea… since you like to tease me about my interests in girls; I'll do the same."
"How so?" it didn't make since.
"Simple… I want to pick out a hopeless girl and turn into a hot chick."
Kikyou's eyes widen considerably. What? Why Sesshoumaru tell Inuyasha to make another girl 'hot'. She, of course, was Inuyasha's girlfriend. But Kikyou didn't care very much about appearance. But Inuyasha would spend more time without her. She didn't want that…
"What?" he stopped walking, startling Miroku into listening on this new conversation.
"You heard me," Sesshoumaru fully grinned. "Turn one hopeless girl here and turn her into a total hottie. That way I can tease you about it from then on."
"Hold the phone," he said, bringing his hands up. "I have a girlfriend- remember?"
Kikyou grinned. Good Inuyasha.
"So?" he asked. "Kikyou doesn't need to know."
There was a long pause. Kikyou's smile started to drift away. What was Inuya-
"…Fine." Answered Inuyasha. His voice sounded defeated. When he next spoke it sounded much different, like he was confident. "So… who's the girl?"
Kikyou's small smile fell off her pale face. What? What was he thinking?
What she heard next would probably want to smash Sesshoumaru's jaw.
"Your girlfriend's cousin."
"I'm sorry Inuyasha," was all she had to say.
He stared at his black Converse shoes. "I don't get it," he repeated, his gaze went back up. "That's all you have say? 'I'm sorry?'" his voice sounded more on edge.
"Yea," she answered.
He looked up at her expressionless gray eyes. The last thing he wanted was a yelling fight. No one would believe she'd yell like last time… she was too quiet.
"Well Inuyasha." she suddenly said. His glare at her made her get annoyed. What was he looking at! "It just is! I don't know why you don't get it."
"Kikyou!" A hint of annoyance in his eyes. "We've been dating since before freshman year! And now you want to break up? Without a real answer!" Kikyou looked at his face.
"Fine!" he huffed. "Just… fine!" he gave her a pointed stare. "You wanna break up? Fine. We're through."
She was surprised. Inuyasha never-
"What are you deaf?" he interrupted her thoughts.
She opened her mouth to say something, but nothing came out.
"Just go!" he snapped. "Get out of my sight!"
She took one last look at him before turning on her tennis shoe and walking away. Her hands fisted, and her eyes burning. He made it sound like he dumped her!
…Was there a bit of sadness in those gray expressionless eyes though?
Inuyasha "Keh-ed" behind her. Who did she think she was! Not only did she break up- no; they broke up- without a real answer!
It didn't make since.
But now it didn't matter.
"What's with you guys?" asked Kagome, sipping away her Coke.
Sango looked at her with false surprise, "What do you mean?"
"You're all quiet." She commented, one brow raised. "I know when something's on your mind. Now spill."
"I don't know what you're talking about Kagome-chan." said Yuka.
Kagome looked at the two girls. Something was up. But they didn't want to tell her.
She shrugged. "Fine." She answered, putting down the now empty can and adjusted her baseball cap. "Don't tell me."
The other girls looked at each other. Kagome was stubborn. Yet she let it go? Today was just full surprises.
"Whatever, I'm going home." She stood up and grabbed her backpack from the booth. All three of the girls were in the small diner a few blocks from the school. "Bye," she called, and walked to the door, opening and closing it with the bell ringing.
Sango and Yuka looked at each other again. Should they have told her?
Across the diner sat a small party. Two watched the earlier blue-eyed girl snub her curiosity away and leave her friends dumb-founded. She left abruptly, but they remained still.
"So, Inuyasha?" asked Sesshoumaru. "You in?"
The one with long dark hair stared at him angrily. Was that bastard still trying to get him into turning Higurashi Kagome into a some gushy hot girl again? He just broke up with her cousin damn it!
"Shut up." He said plainly, downing the last of his sake. Well, more of a soda that would work just as well as sake, or better yet, American beer.
"Whoa dude, slow down on the drinks.' Miroku looked at the younger brother, "You're gonna get hammered. Back off a bit will ya Sesshoumaru?" His gaze turned to the other. "Get him some cred' he just got off Kikyou,"
"Whatever," said Sesshoumaru. "What'd you see in her anyway? She was a bitch."
He got no response.
Sesshoumaru was right. No. She was expressionless.
Not a bitch.
"Hey!" Miroku said, looking roughly at Sesshoumaru. "Shut up-"
"Inuyasha- make your decision." Sesshoumaru interupted the short-haired young man.
If it wasn't for a fact that after Sesshoumaru told him it was Kagome that was to be changed, he wouldn't have disagreed again a few seconds after Sesshoumaru said her name. Noe he was asking again. Better yet… let's say 'demanding an answer'. He looked at his brother. Sesshoumaru's violet eyes' were so shiny that he could he see his reflection in them.
God, he was related to this moron?
"…Fine." He huffed. "Man, I agreed to it before! Why are you so obsessed…" he grumbled the last part.
Miroku's jaw fell to the floor. Sesshoumaru smirked. Of course, what else would you expect from this guy?
Inuyasha suddenly got up, grabbing his backpack and started walking toward the door. He could hear Miroku trying to make him stop but didn't listen.
He "Keh-ed" and slipped onto his black motorcycle (that had some "fucking awesome flames and shit" on it) and hooked the keys in. He didn't care that Sesshoumaru would probably pound him senseless later for leaving without him. He didn't have a ride to the diner.
Keh, like he cared at all.
The motorcycle roared at life as he pushed the exhaust, pulling onto the streets, headed toward the huge mansion on the north…cursing mildly realizing what he'd just done.
"Oh god," he groaned, "How the fuck am I supposed to turn Kagome into a some hot girl?"
He spoke to himself; "She's more of a tomboy! How the hell am I supposed to deal with that!"
.:.end of chapter.:.
Be amazed at how unoriginal I am. Well, to tell the truth… I thought of this at about four a.m. while hyped up on pizza and Sunkist. I kept imagining how cool if someone did it then I suddenly turned on the computer, saying 'Fuck! I'm writing it!' and started typing this damn paper. Sigh. Soratobu - To Fly In The Sky. Thought it'd be appropriate for Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's last name.