Hi People! This is my new fanfic, which will be updated often(I hope.) Its just basically, Naruto's and Sasuke's journal entries. I hope you give this fic a chance!
Me: I do not own the wonderful anime and Manga…NARUTO!
Sasuke: Hell yeah!
Me: YOUR SO MEAN!
Warning: Lots of things will happen…and ideas will be written in here like plans and stuff…just remember… oh and this is Shonen-Ai!
Sasuke/Naruto rulez!
(Edited version)
Naruto
April 26, 2005
Tsunade-baachann told me to get a stupid dairy! For god sakes, what shinobi would have a diary? Wait, it's called a journal..Oh yeahh… anyways Sasuke would blackmail me if he found out I have a journal… oh my god! The horror!
Anyways journals are to write your life, secrets and stuff in…right? But I wonder if Sasuke has a journal…OH SHIT! It's 8:15! I'll be late! See ya Journal!
Sasuke
April 26, 2005
Well this is awkward…I have no idea why I brought a journal yestaurday night. But the colours just attracted me. I mean really attracted me. The journal is blue and black. My favourite colors. But… WHAT KIND OF NINJA WOULD KEEP A FUCKING JOURNAL? I have honestly gone insane!
I hate writing. It wastes your energy. Fuck! All we do is get a pen or pencil and write on a stupid god damn page of paper! Who invented an idea of dairy and journals anyway! Ok, onto a different subject.
It's approximately 7:45 am right now. The group is meeting at 8:30. I bet that stupid sensei of ours, would be late god dammit. That Kakashi is always late! I'm starting to get irritated… anyways its 7:50 now… maybe it's a good idea if I bring this journal with me…and write somewhere privately…
Naruto
April 26, 2005
Here I am, standing on the bridge where we always meet, writing on a stupid bridge! I am more surprised Sasuke kept a journal too. I wonder if he has any secrets in there. But by the looks of it, he has only written one page. SO did I. I guess it's a new journal. The journal of his, is blue and black. Again, always dark colors with that guy. My journal is… orange and red. It has Naruto Uzumaki printed in English on the cover. Kyuubi teaches me English! Isn't that cool! It's kind of hard though…
Sakura is looking nice today! Her usual short pink hair makes her look cute. She looks better with short pink hair than her old long pink hair. But I'll never get her since…she lovvesss and idolize 'Sasuke-kun.' What a bastard. Sasuke ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING! THE LOOKS, FAME, EVEN LOVE! FOR HELL'S SASKES, EVEN HOMOS LIKE HIM! Even the villagers! Damn that is freaky shit.
And what do I get? Stares, glares, taunts, insults, and be hit and abused. Just because Kyuubi is sealed in my body doesn't mean I'm the actual demon! What the fuck is with these villagers! Stupid assholes…
OHH! LOOKIE HERE! Kakashi-sensei has arrived! HORRAY! Shit. Better put this journal away, before he sees it.
Sasuke
When I arrived, I notice Naruto was holding onto a orange and red book. I guess that's his journal. I never knew the dobe had one. It's a small world… I'm not kidding. Great… Sakura is bugging me again! Why can't that stupid pink haired( why does she have pink hair? Is that some genetic mutation or….hair dye or something!) get that I Don't FUCKING LIKE HER! DOESN'T SHE KNOW I'M WRITING RIGHT NOW? God she is stupid! Crap! She read a sentence from the entry. It was the line… I'm not kidding… -- weirdo…
Great… we have to wait for our teacher too! I don't wanna wait for the stupid teacher! He's so god damn slow! SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!
I notice Naruto is writing really quick and fast. Wonder why…
Naruto
It's officially 12:45 pm! Were having lunch now at Ichiraku's Ramen. They have the best Miso ramen ever! I just finished twenty senven bowls of ramen and left Kakashi-sensei to pay for them. Hehe… I'm such a smartass.
Hey! I just spotted Sasuke! He's sitting at the river side with…Sakura-chan! Ooohh! I'm gonna go talk to HER! Wish me luck Journal!
SASUKE
Naruto just sat down next to Sakura… great…just when there was one loud and annoying person…that dobe had to come along and talk to his "Sakura-chan." Seriously, I have no idea what he sees in that annoying girl.
…She just slapped him. It's amusing to watch them. IT'S NOT AMUSING FOR THE GIRL TO GLOMP ME AND FOLLOW EVERYWHERE I GO! IN FACT ITS ANNOYING! WISH SHE WOULD JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSEEEEEE! Hmm…I actually Have a plan dairy…if only Naruto agrees to it…
The plan? I'll tell you later journal…
Naruto
DID I HEARD WHAT SASUKE JUST SAID! HOLY SHIT! Hell must have froze over. And I said, I'll tell him later. Where is the real Sasuke! I'm gonna have a chat with him now…
Sasuke
Hehehe… here's our conversation! And this all done by memory! I have good memory man.
Naruto: Sasuke can I please have a word with you?
Sasuke: Why sure Naruto!
Sakura(bitch): be back soon Sasuke-kun!
In the forest
Naruto: ALRIGHT! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO…TO… THE REALL SASUKE!
Haha… I laughed at this part.
Sasuke: What ever do you mean? I am the real Sasuke!
Naruto: No, the real Sasuke would never pretend to be gay with me…NEVER.
Sasuke: then you thought wrong… PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE! Sakura always bugs me! It's just for a while!
Naruto: (rolls his eyes) and risk the danger of getting beat up by your fan clubs! No thanks man.
Sasuke: Fine! I'll treat you to ramen….till…. the girls get it through their thick skulls! Especially Sakura!
Naruto: OKAY!
I never thought it be that easy… guess he's a sucker for ramen... hehe…
Naruto
Journal, kill me now. I just agreed to go with Sasuke's gay plan! AHHH! KILL ME NOWWWW! But he is treating me to ramen…so that makes up for it. Great…………. Wait…I can use Orioke No Justu! But create a different girl! Yah! That will work! It'll work wouldn't it…?
Sasuke
I think it would be better if he used that dumb Orioke No Jutsu technique of his… I'll tell him later…