I think this might be the last chapter. Let's depend on my writing brain shall we:D It's either this chap that is the last one, or the next. This chap is going to be short. So it'll probably be the last chap.
Chapter Three
Blah Blah Blah
Sasuke
THIS IS IT! FUCK! Me and nari-chan have been a couple for three weeks already and the fan clubs still won't back off! Me and naruto had this discussion, and we have come to an agreement.
We are going to take it to the next level: A scene of me and naruto kissing. As in Naruto, not Nari-chan.
I hope it works…since I'm already used to kissing Nari-chan…
Naruto
I'm going to be kissing Sasuke in my male form! Damn, I wished I had a camera with me so I can record it. LOL. OH MY GOSH! I'M SO NERVOUS!
I think the villagers will kill me for this….
Sasuke
Okay, the plan is starting tomarrow…
Naruto
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Sasuke
Fuck. Can't sleep… What will happen to me and naruto's relationship after this? I mean…me and him also make out at my house…in his male form…no his Orioke No Jutsu form.
Naruto
TOmmarrow is the day I admit my love..
Sasuke
HOLY SHIT! The day came out so unexpected! Look:
Naruto: I love you. (he said it out loud loudly…for everyone to hear. They gasp)
Me: I love you too!
Everyone: WHAT!
Fan Clubs: SASUke-KUN!
Naruto: (comes up to me…)And I really mean it…(he whispers)
OH MY GOSH! HE REALLY LOVES ME!
ME: You do?
Naruto: Hell YEAH! (kisses me)
Everyone: OH MY GOD!
Me:MMMmmm…
Fan clubs: AH!
So really…it's hot and cool. The fan clubs stopped hitting on me, and Naruto's my boyfriend. Hell yeah! Being gay rocks!
Naruto
ME AND SASUKE ARRE A COUPLE! HELL YEAH! He's so hot.
Sasuek and naruto
I don't want to ever leave him. My Dobe/Bastard.
HAHAAH! Dobe is Sasuke's, and bastard is naruto. Damn, I hated this chapter.