MWAHAHAHA! I am back! Didja miss me? I want to thank my one reviewer…. ShadowdLynx! I'm glad you like this! No I'm not! Yes I am! I am very confusing…..
DISCLAIMER: My name is not Jhonen Vasquez, so I do not own Invader ZIM, and everything to do with that beautiful show! But I own Monroe the kitty! Do not steal him! Even if you put him under the name Monroe the kitten, Monroe the cat, or Monroe the giant flesh-eating mailman! Unless you have my permission….
Well… let's go back to the amazing ZIM! He had the very big weapon, and he went to Dib's house! His house was pink and girly! No! It was really normal looking, it even had the force field thing on! It doesn't repel aliens very well, though. Zim knocked on Dib's door, and Dib answered it. "Zim? What are you doing here- OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THAT BIG- (censored so that you, the reader, STILL have no clue what Zim's weapon is.)!" Dib pointed at the huge thing Zim had. "Oh, yes. Large, isn't it? And I will use it to vaporize your disturbingly large head!"
Ok, Zim and Dib are BORING! Let's go back to Gir! Well, he had forced Monroe into a little pink dress and bonnet. Monroe did not look pleased with his new attire. And to top it all off, Gir had duct-taped him to a chair! And the chair was by the table! And…. they were having a tea party! Playing tea party was Gir, Monroe, and Pig. The tea had just been served, and Monroe was now trying to lap it up with his tongue. A 'ding!' was heard from the kitchen. "YAY! THEY IS DONE!" Gir shouted with joy. He skipped out to the kitchen.
Oooh…. I wonder how many words I have typed now! Tee hee! The kitchen was a complete disaster. There was flour, eggs, sugar, and other cooking supplies all over the place! I do not know why, because Gir didn't make anything that would need those ingredients. It is a mystery…. Well anyway, Gir opened the oven and pulled out some of them deeleeshuz Taquetos! YUM! And he had also been making bacon! So our favorite little SIR grabs them and runs back into the room where the party is being held! Yehaw! You like me good now, huh?
Gir served the Taquetos and bacon. When Pig saw the bacon, he squealed. Like how a piggy would squeal if it saw it's loved ones all fried up and edible. Now you can tell I am tired, eh? I need some food… Well, Monroe started to eat the bacon (Which made Pig cry louder), and he actually seemed to like it! MAN, THAT LUCKY KITTY! I WANT SOME TOO! Ahem, Gir ate all the Taquetos, and then rushed over to grab Monroe. He pulled him off the chair, and Monroe yowled, because the duct tape burned. Monroe was now missing some fur, by the way. Pig was still at the table, squealing.
"Let's go play, Monroe!" Gir screamed. So he ran down to Zim's labs, and who KNOWS what will happen to our kitty friend! I am mysterious….
YES! I HAVE FINISHED THIS PART! NOW I NEED AN AWARD! ONE THAT IS SHINY! Yes, and please review, I still need to get a nice, padded cell at the Crazy House!
I wonder what will happen next… hmm… will I ever tell you what Zim's weapon is? No one knows! BUY ME MENTOS!