What Does a SIR Do When There's Nothing To Do?

by DarkTheda

My first Fanfic! So... I accept constructive critizism! Yep. MAJOR INSANITY! It's about Gir... and in later chapters... aurgh... READ IT YOURSELF! MWAHAHAHAHHA! Chapter 5...COMPLETED! YEEHAW! DO A LITTLE DANCE!

3. The Shock

Hey there! It's everyone's favorite writer, DarkTheda! And if I'm not you favorite by now, well, my army of giant green ducks will consume your head. I want to thank my friends, Josie and Marc for reviewing! And I also will thank ShadowdLynx and tidus4yuna, for kind reviews! I love you guys! You cannot tell this is my very first fanfic, eh? It is because I am AMAZING!

DISCLAIMER: I am not Jhonen Vasquez, so I own nothing, here, except Monroe!

"NOOO!" Screamed Dib, at Zim's words. "Wait…. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!" Zim did his evil laugh. Oh, how I wish to have that laugh…. "Prepare yourself, Dib-Worm, for your destruction!" Zim activated his weapon, which I refuse to tell you what it is. I will not say what it did, because then you would know what Zim was using. So, anyway, Dib did the whole screaming in agony thing, and he started to fend himself with a rake. Which is stupid, like a RAKE is going to do anything.

Monroe was now shaking, very hard. He had never seen such a place before. Our kitty friend was scared. Pffft, the coward. Gir just smiled, and scooped up Monroe, and placed him on a platform. "Tee hee! We are gonna have fuuuun, Monroe. You wanna have fuuuun?" Gir squealed. Monroe's reply was a tiny "Mew!" Gir then had a mad fit of giggling. "Mista Scolex!" Gir called. Silence, then…. "Whaaaat?" Came a computer's voice. "Can me and Monroe play in master's base? Huh!" Gir asked, nearly screaming. "Uhhh…. No, the master wouldn't like it if you.." "But I WANNA!" Gir screeched. Heh, I like that word, 'screech'. Makes him sound like a raven or something. The computer sighed. "Very well. I don't think that mast…" "YAY!" Gir started to randomly push buttons. "Sigh…"

Monroe had curled up into a tiny ball, fearful. When he suddenly felt electricity go through his body. He let out a horrible screeching noise. (YAY! I used that word again! I must be very special!) Gir stopped playing around, and looked at Monroe. "Monroe…."

Oh, my! What has happened to Monroe? I will tell you later… my head hurts. Please review, for I still need to go to the Crazy House. And I also wrote something rather disturbing about Veggi Tales. (Shudders) So review that too. Please? I am very insane. (Sniffs)