Hi! Tis I, DarkTheda! I'm back! In black! I just had to say that…Well…. I want to thank my reviewers! ShadowdLynx, Josie, and…. ZNAKDOOM! Our newest reader! Give me pizza. Well, you guys are awesome! WHOOO! And now….

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT Jhonen Vasquez! I am DarkTheda! DO YOU HEAR ME? I AM DARKTHEDA! So I own nothing except Monroe.

Dib began to whack Zim's weapon with the rake. "Stand back! I have a rake!" "HA! A mere HUMAN rake? PATHETIC, DIB! STINKING HUUUUUMAAAAN!" Dib smiled. "Oh, who said it's a human rake, ZIM? Maybe it's an IRKEN rake." "Wha? WHAT IS THIS? Have you been stealing from ZIM'S base?" "Maybe." Dib stood there and smiled some more. "What's the matter, Zim? Afraid of a little RAKE?" Dib stood there, waiting for Zim's reply. The Irken Invader shook. Irken rakes were dangerous… and the Dib had his! Oh, silly Zim! It's really my rake, you see. Dib stole it. The thief. MY RAKE!

Meanwhile, with our little friends…..

Gir looked up, to see that once-adorable-Monroe was now…… LARGE! Even larger than Dib's head…. And that's pretty large. Monroe let out a mighty "MEOOOW!" And stood up, crushing the little platform. The computer gasped. Wait…. It gasped? That is one neat-o computer, man! Gir just screamed happily. "YAY! Monroe is all growed up now!" He said, brushing a tear from his eye. "They…they grow up soooo faaast." Looking up, the SIR waves at Monroe. "HI! I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU, MONROE!" He giggled. Monroe let out an Ultra-Peepi-like roar, and began to walk. "Wait! Come back! I wanna make biscuits!"

Monroe had created a hole in the base (Mr. Scolex was not happy), and he was now walking down the street singing do what diddy diddy dum diddy do! I had to say that! Did I get the words right? I don't know…. Well anyway, he was a giant kitty now! With super powers! Like MIGHTY MEOW and FIRE BREATH! He was so large and super, the mad cat woman was afraid of him! That's really bad, when the mad cat woman doesn't like one cat. Ya know?

Are you still reading this?

If you are, you have issues.

Why do you read my stuff?

Get off the computer, and run outside, singing folk tunes!

Do it.

Ok…… so you're just gonna read my stuff, huh?

Fine…… I'll finish the chapter!

Not much left anyway.

Back to Zim and Dib! Wheeee…. "You horrible little rat, stealing my rake!" Zim raised his weapon, ready to… do stuff. I will not say. Dib cringed in fear, but then…. He saw it. MONROE. Dib pointed to the giant kitty. "OH MY GOSH! THAT CAT IS HUGE! Is this YOUR work….ZIM?" "Wha?" Zim turned around, and saw the mighty kitty. "Hey, it IS huge! Even huger than your head." "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!"

Well….. That is the end of this chapter. Monroe is a super kitty! And you still have no clue to what Zim's weapon is! AND DIB HAS A LARGE HEAD.

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