Joey: WE THANK MALFOY THE EGOTISTICAL GIT FOR THAT PERFORMANCE.

Zara: WHO WILL BE NEXT TO STEP UP TO THE MIC.

Harry: Wow people are still not in the swing of things.

Sirius: We want to go up

James: No we don't we are still not ready

Zara: Oooo watch this

Hermione: Is it something dangerous

Zara: It could be

Hermione: Zara don't

Zara: OUR NEXT SINGER IS SNAPE SINGING CHRISTINA AGUILERA : BEAUTIFUL

(Mutters spell under her breath and snape walks onto the stage)

Don't look at me

Mm, mm,

Yeah, eah, oh, ooh,

Everyday is so wonderful, then suddenly, it's hard to breathe

Now and then I get insecure, from all the pain

I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring me down

I am beautiful in every single way

Yes words can't bring me down, Oh no

So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends you're delirious

James: No he's delirious

So consumed in all your doom

Trying hard to fill the emptiness, the pieces gone,

Left the puzzle undone, ain't that the way it is?

Sirius: He likes muggle jigsaws?

You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring you down, no, no

Cause you are beautiful in every single way

Yes words can't bring you down. Oh, no

So don't you bring me down today

No matter what we do, (No matter what we do)

No matter what we say, (No matter what we say)

We're the song inside the tune, (yeah) full of beautiful mistakes (oh yeah)

And everywhere we go, (And everywhere we go)

The sun will always shine

(The sun will Always, Always, Shine)

And tomorrow we might awake on the other side

'Cause we are beautiful no matter what they say

Yes words won't bring us down, no

We are beautiful in every single way

Yes words can't bring us down, oh , no

So don't you bring me down today

Mm, yeah, don't you bring me down today

Yeah, yeah, ooh,

Don't you bring me down, ooh, today

Everyone is just staring not even Slytheins are clapping

Snape: BLACK DETENTION FOR A WEEK CLEANING CAULDRONS.

Zara: If your on about this week I'm not so s...

Snape: BLACK