Camp Zag
Chapter 2
"NOW EVERYONE GO INCIDE THE BUS AND FIND A PLACE TO SIT IN! OH, AND BE CAREFUL NO TO TOUCH MY BABY'S WINGS! They're fragile..."
Everyone went inside the bus at once. InuYasha sat on the right side of the train on the side of the window, and Kagome on his left side. Ranma and Akane where sitting right behind InuYasha and Kagome. Ranma was on the side of the window and Akane on his left side too.
"Look InuYasha, there's lots of famous people from TV walkin' in our bus! There is Goku, and—Oh, don't be sad because they took your tetsuiga away." Kagome said.
"You where right, Kagome. I shouldn't have come to this damn Camp!" InuYasha said.
"HEY YOU THE PARROTS OF ALWAYS! STOP PARROTING AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY SUPER ULTRA IMPORTANT WORDS!" Zig Zag yelled.
"ALRIGHT NOW AL' O' YA WILL SEPARATE ON GROUPS OF TWO! THE ONES WHO CAN FLY, AND THE ONES WHO CANT! UNDERSTOOD!"
"yes sir…" Some people answered.
The ones who couldn't fly where on the right side of the flying bus, and the ones who could where on the other side of the bus.
"Well, I obviously cant fly.." Ranma said.
"Me neither." Akane sighted staying on her place.
Kagome and Inuyasha did the same, and stayed on their places. The rest of the people walked to the other side of the bus.
"Look! I can flyyyy!" YuGui Oh said with one card on his but. He was flying, but his feet where barely floating over the floor.
In this bus, there were lots of famous people Kagome had seen on TV. Like Goku and Milk from Dragon Ball Z,(A/N: I don't know if the names are well written or anything, cuz I've never seen these cartoons in English…hehe…) and there was Sakura Card Captor and his little flying friend(A/N: Don't know his name either…lol) There was YuGui Oh, and the guy from YuYu Hakusho. (A/N: Don't know his name either, well maybe you say if I don't know their names, why use the characters, but its fuuun…I mean…sorry…continue reading the story…) And those where all the characters, oh, no wait there was another weirdo with a giant football head.
"ALRIGHT! YEAH! NOW I WANT ALL O' YA' TO TELL ME YOUR NAMES!" Zig Zag said pointing first to the ones who couldn't fly.
"Well, my name is Kagome Higurashi," Kagome said shyly.
"I'm InuYasha,"
"Umm…I'm Ranma Saotome,"
"And I'm Akane Tendo."
Silence—
"BUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH! WHAT HORRIBLE AND STUPID NAMES YOU'VE GOT! THEY ARE SO PATHETIC, THAT THEY WONT FIT ON MY LIST! BUAHAHAHAHA!"
Every one turned worried looks to each other.
"ALRIGHT! I KNOW WHAT TO DO! I'LL CHANGE YOUR NAMES! YOU!" Said Zig Zag pointing one hand at InuYasha.
"INUYASHA! WHAT KINDA' NAME IS THAAT! FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS…GRANDPA! BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE WITH THAT WHITE HAIR! YOU EVEN LOOK OLDER THAN I AM! HAHAHAH!
"Now that's not funny…" InuYasha said through clenched teeth.
"InuYasha, watch your temper…please" Kagome whispered holding Inuyasha's arm.
"AND YOU AKANE—"
"AKANE TENDO…sir…" She said trying to convince him with her second name.
"YEAH, YOU AKANE TENDO! THAT NAME IS EVEN MORE STUPID THAN GRANDPA'S! Wait...no it isn't…BUT ITS STILL STUPID! AND YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS…um…WEAK HAIR! WATEVER! AND YOU!" Zig Zag said hurriedly pointing at Ranma.
"Weak hair!" Akane said.
"I'M DONE WITH YOU WEAK HAIR! I'M NOW WITH THE PIGGY TAIL BOOOY!"
"Ranma Saotome…" Ranma said.
"HAA! SAOTOME! WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT! Disgusting…YOU'LL BE…AH! I DON'T KNOW! YEAH! YOU'LL BE I DON'T KNOW!"
"I don't know! That's my name!" Ranma said angrily.
"WANT ME TO CALL YOU COMPUTER!"
"c-compute-"
"WELL OF COURSE NOT! NOW YOU GIRL!" Zig Zag said pointing at Kagome.
"WAT'S YOUR NAME!
Kagome was all nervous, she didn't want her name to be changed.
"K-kagome Haguirashi, I mean, Kigurashi, I mean NO! Higurishi…I think…"
"WHAT! WHAT A LOSER! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME! FOR YOUR LOSERNES YOULL BE CALLED THAT WAY!" (A/N: I know kagome is not a loser…its just a stupid fanfict alright!)
"What, Loser or Higurishi?"
"WELL LOSER OF COURSE!"
"y-yes sir…"
"ALRIGHT, I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW YOUR NAMES!" Zig Zag said turning to look at the ones who could fly. "SO I'LL JUST NAME YOU!"
"YOU!" He says turning to look at the Yuyu hakusho guy. "YOU'LL BE CALLED CHOKUHO, BECAUSE…I WANT TO CALL YOU THAT WAY!"
"Chokuho? Couldn't he find a better name?" He whispered to YuGui Oh.
Then Zig Zag turns to look at Sakura and his little friend.
"AND BOTH OF YOU'LL BE CALLED WINGIS AND BOY!"
"Wingis, why Wingis?" Sakura asked.
"And why boy? I'm not even a boy!"
"SHUT UP! I AM THE SUPER CHIEF OF THIS CAMP!"
He named Goku-Cacaroto and Milk-Leche.
"NOW, WHO'S MISSING!"
"Me, sir." Said a blond boy with a football head.
"WHAT! THIS IS HORRIBLE YOU HAVE A FOOTBALL HEAD JUST LIKE ARNOLD'S!"
"Well, that's because I'm Arnold, sir…"
"WELL OUTTA MY CAMP FOOTBALL HEAD!" He said kicking Arnold who flew out of the window. "Now I sound like Helga…hehe…" He joked with himself, then turned on the mad face again.
"ALRIGHT! NOW FROM THE TWO TEAMS I'LL PUT MINI TEAMS, THAT IS, TEAMS OF TWO IN THE TEAMS OF PEOPLE WHO CAN FLY AND PEOPLE WHO CAN'T, THAT IS THE TWO TEAMS I JUST MADE UP!" UNDERSTOOD?"
"yes sir…" Some people answered.
"NOW, YOU FROM TEAM # 1! WEAK HAIR, AND YOU GRANDPA! BOTH OF YA' GO TOGETHER! AND YOU LOSER AND YOU I DON'T KNOW! BOTH OF YA' GO TOGETHER!"
"B-but sir!" Kagome said.
"Could I be with InuYasha—"
"HIS NAME IS GRANDPA!"
"Well, Grandpa…Could I better be with Grandpa because he needs of my help—?"
"OF COURSE YOU CAN'T BE WITH STUPID GRANDPA! Zig Zag yelled. "I'M THE ONE WHO PUTS ORDERS! NOT YOU!"
"um…yeah, sorry…sir…" Kagome said sadly.
Zig Zag made teams with team #2. He placed Milk, and Boy together, and Goku and Chokuho together, and YuGui Oh, and Sakura together.
On the rest of the way on the Bus, Zig Zag continued on making fun of all of the name's of the people who where on the bus. Even from the bus driver. Of course no one made fun of his stupid name of Zig Zag…
"Boring…" Kagome sighted.
"Yeah, I shouldn't have come. If not, I would have been over there with Miroku and Sango and the stupid Shippo, and I bet ya anything would have been better than this stupid freak of Zig Zag! And without my tetsuiga!"
Ranma and Akane where listening.
"And it would have been better to be over there killing that stupid freak of Naraku and Sesshomaru! And I would have completed the Shikon shards and would have lived happily ever after! Hey wench, did you bring sum of the Shikon shards with you!" InuYasha said.
"What? Are you crazy, why would I wanna bring sumthing like that to a camp like this one! I would have had them stolen by now!"
"What's this?" Ranma asked taking a little bottle with something glowing inside.
Kagome turns to look at the owner of the question and saw it was partner.
"Hey! Gimmie' that!" She said grabbing the Shikon shards from Ranma's hand, and taking them back to her yellow backpack.
"Hey! You said you hadn't brought them!" InuYasha said grabbing Kagome's backpack and taking them to his face examining them happily.
"What's that?" Ranma asked again.
"Nothing!" Kagome said taking the Shikon shards into her backpack again.
"No, really, what is that?" Ranma asked again grabbing the backpack from Kagome's hands.
"THAT'S NON OF YOUR BUSINESS!" InuYasha yelled at him snatching the backpack from his hands.
"InuYasha don't be rude!" Kagome said to him.
"Feh! Rude! ME!" InuYasha yells at Kagome. "He's the damn rude one who gets into other peoples business!"
Akane had fallen asleep with the stupid conversation.
" Sight InuYasha, just shut up." Kagome said to him.
"What! YOU SHUT UP KAGOME!"
"Hey, don't yell at her like that!" Ranma said defending her.
"Yeah! Don't yell at me like that!" Kagome said without noticing Ranma defending her.
"SIT!" She said.
"AAAAHHHHH!" InuYasha fell to the bottom part of the bus and broke it, so he went directly to the floor.
The good thing was that they had just arrived to the island.
"Thanks," Kagome said to Ranma.
"Wow, how did you do that!" Ranma said amazed.
Kagome said nothing just noticing what she had done in front of all the people.
"MY BABY!" Zig Zag Yelled with 'tears' on his eyes. "WHO DID THIS?" He said angrily pointing at the hole on the ground.
Everyone pointed at InuYasha who was running and jumping fastly over the pine trees, and then with a really high jump he landed over the bus, and entered in it through a window.
"YOU!" Zig Zag said mid-amazed but angry. "HOW'D YA— I MEAN—WHY DID YA DO THAT!" Zig Zag said pointing on the hole on the ground again.
"Ask the loser!" InuYasha said.
Kagome sent an angry look at InuYasha, and he returned it.
"LOSER! WHY? WHY MY BABY!" Zig Zag said angrily.
"I-sorry sir!" Kagome said not knowing what to say.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" Says Zig Zag walking back to the front of the bus where his seat was.
"Wow," Akane said to InuYasha. "How did you jump that high?"
"Um…I don't know, that's how I jump." InuYasha said.
Inuyasha's cap had flown away when he made the last jump to get to the bus.
"Oh, How cute! You have doggy ears!" Akane said happily touching them.
"Hang on…WHY DO YOU HAVE DOGGY EARS!" Akane said getting away from him, then said, "Don't tell me that you have the same spell as Ranma, and when you get wet with cold water you turn into another person or animal!"
"What! I don't turn into another person when I get wet with cold water!"
"Don't tell me you do?" Kagome said to Ranma.
"AKANE YOU RUIN EVERYTING!" Ranma yelled at Akane.
"woopsy…" she said.
"HA!" InuYasha said. "And what do you turn into?"
"What? I don't turn into anything!" Ranma said.
"Feh, yea right!"
"Its all lies!" He says.
"Well, then what happens if I do—THIS!"
SPALSH!
"Aaaaahhh!" Screamed Ranma whose voice turned to a girls one.
InuYasha had splashed Ranma a bucket of cold water. A girl with red hair in a piggy tail was turning to look at them in the exact place Ranma had been a while ago. Kagome was surprised.
"A woman!" Kagome said surprised.
"A-AKANE!" Ranma said angrily.
"WOOPSY!" She said again.
"ALRIGHT! WE'RE HERE NOW! ALL O' YA GET OUT OF MY BABY AT ONCE! AND TAKE YOUR STUPID BAGS OUT NOW!"
Every one immediately ran outside and took their bags out of the flying bus.
A/N: HOW'D YA LIKE IT PEOPLE! I HOPE YOU REALLY DO. And sorry for getting the stupid football head into Anime, but…its fuuuuuun!
"WHAT IS FUN!"
Zig Zag…get out of my Authors Note…you're not supposed to be here…GET OUT!(kicks Zig Zag on the butt and sends him flying away.) hehe…sorry he's uncontrollable…sometimes…
(Spanish) Un chiste de Pepito: Llega Pepito de la escuela y le dice a su papá. Papa! Papa! En la escuela me pusieron a escribir como 1,009,632,659,278 hojas! Y el papa de Pepito le responde: "Ah, hijo te he dicho como 902,509,238,039,723,857,928,000 veces ke no seas exagerado! Jajajajajjaja todo sonso, bueno bye!
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