Gravity of it All by PLS
Summery: Sick of trying to survive as Harry Potter in a post-Voldemort world, a young wizard takes a new path in the past that leads to the stars.
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Before I start... Big Ole Thank You to Bellashade, my new bestest fic buddy who got me started on the Greek Gou'ald idea. I owe this to you, pink zats, Petty Soldier Sailor Cupid, and all.
Chapter Four: UFG's (Unwanted Freaky Gou'alds)
To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
Life is short, be in love, Virgins
You can't stop time
But you can live it to the fullest
It may sound cliché but
Live each and every moment
Carpe Diem by YeLLOW Generation
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Harry knew his eye was twitching. How could it not. He was looking at a man, no a lanky teenaged boy with long pink hair in pigtails, in a pink, white, and gold sailor suit with a very micro mini cheerleader style skirt. The man also jumped into a pose as soon as he breached security in the gate room and knocked out the guards with pink heart shaped energy blasts from a short staff with a pink jeweled heart on top.
"I fight for love, justice, and to breakdown all barriers in fashion! I am Pretty Sailor Soldier Cupid!" It was a gou'ald. Dressed like an escaped crossdressing mental patient going to an anime convention. Then the gou'ald spouted off something rapidly in Japanese. Jackson was at Harry's side and understood it enough to try to smother laughter.
"What did he say, Danny?" asked Jack who looked as bewildered as Harry felt. It took Jackson a few seconds, but he regained enough composure to talk.
"He said that the evil villians, the Tok'ra, have been practicing bad fashion and haven't shared enough love. Oh, God!", Jackson took a deep calming breath, "He attacked the Tok'ra after his older brother complained to their mother and fathers that the Tok'ra were backstabbing monsters and that they couldn't be trusted." Jack laughed and grinned.
"Hoo boy, I like this snake, except for the whole 'wanna be a girl' thing. But I'll over look his fan girl tendencies if he wants to kick the Tok's into gear." Jack said and Harry snickered.
"Jackson, I vote you as negoisator. Find out if he speaks anything other than Gou'ald and Japanese." Harry said pushing Jackson forward Jack nodded in appoval while Jackson scowled at them both or at least tried to. As Jackson walked down to the gateroom from the control room Harry got the feeling that Cupid was going to be joinedd soon. He couldn't explain it, but he hoped that whomever it was turned out to be slightly saner than the geek in pink.
Sure enough as Jackson got Cupid's attention someone else entered the room just like Cupid did. Only these two were in jeans, jumpers, and hiking boots with jackets in hand as well as zats. Jack had a technition fiddle with the controls and soon the conversation was piped into the glass box. The taller of the two pulled Cupid by the hair over to them and forced the pink boy to wear one of the jackets which turned out to be a trenchcoat.
"Sorry about Cupes. He got a bit enthusiasic after my report to mom about those idiots he attacked. I'm Anteros and this is Aeneas." said the shorter but older looking of the two. He sounded rather like a normal kid with a gou'ald's voice.
"Uh, Daniel Jackson. Nice to meet you, I think." Jackson shook Anteros's hand and nodded to Aeneas who had his hands full with the struggling Cupid.
"I am really sorry about him. He's been obessed with Sailor Moon and all your sappy love songs ever since he figured out how to hack into your satalites and steal cable and that XM Radio. He's convinced that it is his calling to go back and start matching up random people again as well as act as avenger for those who offer love and freindship and are betrayed. Never mind that the betrayal gig was my thing and Aen-ny became my tagalong and started going after those who betrayed friends or who betrayed those who they were responcible for." Anteros said with a frustrated sigh and a hand running through his hair, "Besides, Sailor Moon is just so cliche. Gods, Cupes, why can't you just get obsessed with something more low key like Ah, My Goddess! or Chobits? Hell, even Cardcaptor Sakura would be better." Anteros ranted at his brother who scowled.
"Chobits? Chobits? You speak of blasphomy and sacralige! I will not abandon the sailor scouts to watch a show about a pervert kid and a computer. Besides, our family has always been meddiling in the matters of the heart, and we never go around granting wishes just to cheer mortals up. Although dad dose dabble in AI and androids from time to time... Is Dad a Chobits fan?"
Aeneas laughed, "Nope, ever since you held that anime education day, Dad's been working on pefecting Gundams and other mobilesuits. You should see the replica of the Altron Gundam he's putting together for me. Hell, Thantos has been helping Dad with a Deathscythe Hell too. Hey, I betcha Dad'd like it if we offered plans for the Leos in exchange for the Tau'ri to forget that Cupes disgraced himself like this."
"Mom'd pitch a fit." said Cupid. The others paled a bit, but then Cupid grinned, "I'll get Mom off you backs if you really want to go around handing out Dad's work. Besides, Uncle Promethius would side with us and you know he's like the smartest of all us." Aeneas nodded.
"Yeah, havin' the old guy on our side would be cool, he's been so cold to us since Grampa went and got all dictator-ish on him. Besides Dad'd like the ego boost. Like a father's day gift or something." Aeneas said and Anteros' mouth twisted as he thought about it.
"Sure. We'll just tell Mom it was Cupe's fault. That cool with you, DJ?" Jackson blinked and looked up to where Harry and Jack were watching everything, Jack gave a thumbs up and Jackson nodded.
"Okay, plans for that mobile suit in exchange for us forgetting about the pink clad stranger." Jackson said and the three gou'ald shook his hand in turn then Aeneas handed Jackson something before they vanished as they came in.
Harry turned to Jack, "Good thing we got all the Tok'ra to the Alpha site. If everyone knew just who they were running from they'd never live it down." Jack laughed and nodded.
"Just think four hours ago we were in a panic because of a new gou'ald found the Tok's. Suddenly, I don't hate all gou'ald as blindly as I did before. The insanity seems to manifest in many forms." Jack said, "It's good Carter isn't here too, or she'd be in a panic about how they all got in."
"Agreed. I think it would be wise to let her know about it, but also let her know it is just a concern snd not a threat." Teal'c said with a serene look. Harry nodded.
"Should we maybe think about opening dialouge with them just to get an agreement to stay away from each other?" Harry asked. Jack frowned pencively.
"Maybe. I need to run it by Hammond and the President, but it might be a good idea to get a tab on this new sect of gou'ald. Besides I gotta feeling that they'll show up again."
End Chapter Four-