"Did it hurt?"
"What?" replied the woman at the bar.
"When you fell out of heaven?"
A resounding slap later, Vash was moping into his drink. Meryl couldn't believe it. Who used those cheesy lines?
Another lady got up to leave. Vash perked up. "Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
"Me!"
Milly leaned over. "Wow, that's the third drink in his face tonight."
"They did warn us that Vash was a womanizer." Meryl shook her head. "But..."
"Hello, I'm an outlaw, and I'm here to steal your heart!"
Meryl stared in disbelief. "...he really is the worst womanizer I've ever seen."