Gravity of it All by PLS
Summery: Sick of trying to survive as Harry Potter in a post-Voldemort world, a young wizard takes a new path in the past that leads to the stars.

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Chapter 13- Ages Upon Ages

To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
Life is short, be in love, Virgins
You can't stop flowers from withering
But you can make it bloom
It may sound cliché but
Live each and every moment

Carpe Diem by YeLLOW Generation

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Harry and Jack looked at each other with unsurpassed confusion. They were in full festival dress, and the last thing they both remembered they were watching the wedding ceremony of the king of a nearby city-state/kingdom and Ceiloa, Kloros' youngest and eye-catching daughter. It was long accepted that the king of Aetheon had two divine protectors and advisors and thus they always flanked the priest or priestess that performed the ceremonies.

Aeolus was eyeing a young king's daughter who came when her family was invited to attend the pageantry by the groom. Coeis and her husband along with their twin daughters were there and happy for the great match. It was for once a love match that no one could have imagined. It was turning into one of the most joyful and constructive days, that Harry and Jack were sure of.

Well, until they found themselves teleported into Gou'ald cells.

I tell you, stick with the canon! Yuki and Shuichi! yelled out a shrill voice that the two men sort of remembered, but they couldn't place.

Shuichi and Ryuichi! yelled out a very gou'ald voice.

Uh, what about Shuichi and Hiro? said a third voice.

said the second voice.

Maybe, but only if Yuki goes with Ayaka or Tohma. said the first as a group of three very weird looking gou'ald came around the corner and into sight. One, Harry knew was Cupid, even though his hair was now green and spiked and he was dressed in rather tight and androgynous clothes that hid only what had to be hidden for decency's sake. He was also wearing fake ivory colored angel wings that only made him look more like a raver crossed with a rent boy.

The other two were far more normal looking, if one lived in a movie world. One was a very tall nordic looking beauty in a long red halter dress that looked like a very vague throwback to ancient Greece or Rome. The last was a short and skinny preteen boy with dark curls and had the whole rebellious private schoolboy look going on.

Hey ya! That Thunder-dude gave us the wrong brains to track! cried out the high-pitched Cupid.

Er, who were you supposed to track? asked Harry.

O'Neill and Paterson. The Furlings lost two of the Ancients'' blood. said the gou'ald voice of the lady in the red dress. Harry and Jack shared twin grins.

You found us! Jack said and the boy looked intrigued.

Hn, you aren't like us, or those biz-zare slaves the psychos use. So how'd you do it? asked the kid.

said Harry, We got turned into gollums and our controller needed us to be young and to be able to stay young. Once we're on Earth I'll be able to get us to age again. Harry sighed, But, Jack I'll need to be off world to use magic. Jack winced.

Yeah. But we're going to be put in quarantine, tested, retested, debriefed, put under surveillance, tested, and turned into lab rats.But you said Hammond...It has to have been way over ten years, Hammond's probably retired. Heck, we're probably listed as KIA. Jack said and Harry closed his eyes.

Jack turned to the goa'ulds, So introduce yourselves. I know yer Cupid. I can't ever forget you.Ah, it's so nice to be remembered. This is my mom, Aphrodite, and my best friend, Ganymede.Jack O'Neill, and that's Uric Paterson, or Harry Potter depending on who's asking. He goes by Harry no matter which official name is on the paperwork. It's just him, you know. Jack saw that his little explanation was slowly helping to drag Harry out of his bad mood, So can we get out of here? I'm guessing you found us for Thor, right?Yes, we have. Right now we are taking you to our home and from there you will use the Choppa-ai to reach the Asgard world where they will contact Earth and figure out just what to do with you wayward children. said Aphrodite. She smiled, Of course, if need be, I am always looking for two young warriors to aide in security. Especially two such amusing, intelligent, and pleasing warriors with all your experience to appreciate the stamina and counter the typical brashness of youth. she gave them a lavasious smile and swept away. Harry and Jack shared a look and both were blushing. At least until Harry grinned maniacally.

Damn, I have never heard that much innuendo made so subtle yet blatantly obvious. Cupid, can I get lessons from her? asked Harry and Jack sputtered as Harry and Cupid started talking about the technicalities and their experiences in seduction and flirting. Ganymede and Jack both sighed then started talking about the problems of having sex fiends for friends.

Once again Jack found himself having to rethink goa'ulds.

-End Chapter 13