Note: I own nothing related to Constantine or Hellblazer, etc. Chas drags John shopping for food at a local supermarket. What could happen? OH, YOU'LL SEE!
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Aisle Three: Frozen Foods & Desserts
John and Balthazar pushed their way up through the mound of boxes covering them.
"I don't know if the store's insurance covers this." Chas said nervously, tugging the now-uncovered John away from the pile. "C'mon, let's get moving."
They made their way swiftly to the next aisle.
It was cold, as cold as ice and worse. Frozen pieces of meat and slabs of fish lay on either side of John. He wrinkled his nose against the smell of the place and pressed firmly on Chas' shoulder to get him to move.
"What, don't like the smell?" Chas laughed. "This is great! Let's get some of these and these..." he dumped a bunch of things into the cart as John looked around for Balthazar.
The half-breed screetched around the corner with his cart, closely avoiding a raging store manager.
He leaned up against the barrier and let out a breath. "Yikes! I've never seen a human get so mad over groceries before..." he looked over at John. "Have you?"
John rolled his eyes.
"Stop following us, you damnable half-breed!"
"No." Balthazar quipped, smirking. He pushed his cart ahead and began poking through the frozen desserts.
Both he and Chas put their hand on the triple-layer-chocolate-fudge cake at the same time.
It was the last one.
Of course.
"It's mine!"
"No it's mine!"
John lifted the cake up over both of their heads.
"Not now, not here, not now." John growled, as they both struggled to get it from him.
Suddenly it was taken out of John's hands.
"Price check." said the store employee.
The three of them watched him walk away.
"Well, that was solved quickly." Balthazar quipped.
"Shut up, demon." Chas shoved him out of the way and went down the next aisle.
"If I can't buy a cake, I'll make one instead!" John heard him say.
John and the half-breed looked at each other.
Balthazar raised an eyebrow.
"Can he bake?"
"I don't think so..." John rushed down the aisle after Chas, and Balthazar followed, laughing the whole way.
End Part Three. Sorry it's so short!
Aisle Four: Cookies & Baking supplies coming soon!