I shall never own pokemon or digimon!

Sorry if the characters are a little OOC

Ash woke up in a PINK doll house. He stares at his enviroment and realizes that he's in someone house!

He sees the little girl at dinner, eating her food quickly so she can play with Ash. "Oh damnit! That little girl must've shrunk me into a little toy. Ho-oh forbid." Shuddered Ash. He opens the doll house door and it makes a slight creaking noise. Susie started to wonder, but sheforgot aboutitand continued to eat her food.

Ash climbed down the table slowly to not attract attention from Susie or her parents. He jumps on the ground and Susie ignores it again. Ash contiuned to walk on the rug and walks up to a pink toybox and it creaks open summoning an army of dolls fleeing from the box and getting led back to the box by an old, surly elf doll with a purple beard, green jacket and green top hat :"Yer not gettin' out of Susie's house, EVER! You should learn yer place in the Pwetty Pants kingdom!" The elf said

Ash walked up to the elf toy and said, "Let these toys go FREE from this evil girl's house! They have rights to be free from a house full of torture and stuff like that!"

"YOU DARE DEFY THE LAW OF THE PWETTY PANTS KINGDOM! Yer gonna learn the hard way not to disobey Susie's laws!"

Ash was going to grab a pokeball from his belt but he sees that her has no pokeballs! "Susie didn't want to you to cause a ruckus in the house so she hid them somewhere, fool!" The elf said.

"Then, we'll have to settle this in a fight to see if I escape or be tortured forever!" Ash replied

Ash punched the elf in the face and the elf kicked him in the jaw

"What the hell! How can a doll hurt me? ITS JUST PLAIN IMPOSSIBLE!" Ash said, annoyed

"No need to yell, fool. I'll also tell you my name because you'll be stuck here forever! My name is General Maria! Commander of the..."

"Wait a second!If you're a MALE PLUSHIE, why are you named after a girl!" Ash asked

"Thats another story, fool. When I was so rudely interrupted. I'm the commander of the Pwetty Pants army and my master gave me the power to inflict injury like a regular human!" Replied Maria.

Ash kicked Maria in the abdomen and he unsheathed a toothpick andcut Ash on his hand,He growled angrily and tried kicking Maria but he blocked with the toothpick and it snapped into two pieces. Ash noticed a toy tractor, climbed on it and clicked the on switch as well as fell off so he wouldn't get slammed into anything. The tractor slammed into Maria and slammed him into an army of wind up ducks but as soon as the tractor was about to slam him into a table leg, it ran out of power.

Maria fell off, toothpicks on the ground, shattered into sawdust. Maria got up and said, "Yer good, you would make a good suborinate but Susie wouldn't allow it to happen to her new toys. I thought I'd never have to use this weapon again..." Maria trailed off and opened a black chest to reveal a...pink corkgun, yes a pink corkgun.

Ash stared, then laughed. "A corkgun? Thats the weapon you were afraid of using? Is that gonna annoy me to death?" Maria shot the corkgun at the tractor and it became a pink tractor. A new cork appeared where the old was. "One shot from this weapon makes you a slave of Susie's forever!" The tractor sang the Barney song.

Ash ran away as each cork shot turned furniture pink, he found a cut electrical wire and when Maria came, Ash pushed the wire on him and he got zapped as well as his corkgun burned into ashes. Maria grabbed his stun laser and shot Ash, thus immobilizing him in place.

Maria changed his stun laser's mode to obliterate and pointed it to Ash's head. He began to sweat when the gun was pointed to his head. It looked like Ash was not going to become a pokemon master after all.

Misty jumped through the glass of the house and crushed the plushie with a giant mallet, then May went through the glass and used a mallet to crush him as well. "Don't hurt Ash, you evil doll!" They both said, but when they said this, they start arguing and both say, "He's my Ash!" They both beat the hell out of each other and both fell out of the window, luckily saved by a three headed monkey. Or are they lucky?

Susie walks in, heals Ash to perfect health and says, "All bettwer now." Ash got up and had an anime sweat drop from seeing May and Misty try to kill each other. He regained focus and said, "I challenge you to a rematch so I can regain my freedom and all the other dolls as well!" Susie replied, "If you wose the battle, you have to be my toy forever and ever and ever!" Susie pointed a pinkcorkgun at Ash

To be continued

Another cliffhanger, huh?

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