If I owned pokemon, it would be horrible

note: this chappy has some 4Kids bashing and Dub hater bashing

Chapter 7: Reign of the fangirls

Ash flew through the dimensional warp, many clocks flew by in the warp, screaming for help from someone.

Meanwhile...

The dead, bloody corspes of 4Kids suits at a school were trampledas rabid Shaman King and Yugioh fangirls chased the only one alive that is running to a dimensional gate with the sign above called 'Pallet Town' "Die evil dubbers who ruin anime!" Said the fangirls. The suit ran through the gate and it closed in time for him to escape. The 4Kids suit collided with Ash and they fell into a familiar town on a dogpile with the suit on top of Ash.

"Hey, can you please get off me, you idiot?" Complained Ash.

"Sorry Ash." Said the suit who got off of Ash

"What are ya doing in Pallet town?" Asked the 4Kids suit.

"I don't know, I jumped into a dimensional warp in digimon and fell here. Wait, I should be asking what are you doing here!"

"We were advertising 4Kids live instead ofT.V. and this happened..."

Flashback.

"Watch 4Kids T.V. on saturday! These shows are awesome! They have great games and go to our website!" Said a suit

A Shaman King fan walked in and said, "its 4Kids! Fangirls, kill them all now!"

Fangirls with machine guns and many other deadly weapons shot them in a bloody massacre. Corspes were on the sidewalks, and many more angry fangirls kept shooting them as they run away. Much bloodshed was smeared on the sidewalk.

End Flashback

"..." Was all Ash could say about the massacre

"Those stupid fangirls obliterated almost all of us that time. Usually they get up to 5 or 6 people get destroyed, but we were calious that time, thinking that the fangirls wouldn't attack..." The suit said, then bawled like a baby.

"I'll avenge the suits that lost their lives. They didn't deserved to be ki...destroyed just because they are hated dubbers!" Ash announced, Pikachu punching its fist in the air on Ash's shoulders.

"Pikachu, you're conscious again!" Ash said happily.

"How touching. Defending a person who ruins anime. If you side with them, you will be killed." A girl in a blue bikini, long blue hair, blue eyes, and a silver blade said.

"Who are you, you weirdo?" Ash asked

"I am Rayna, a warrior fan girl from the Shaman King world. Never call me a weirdo unless you enjoy pain." She replied

"Pikachu, are you ready to beat that bitch up?" Ash asked his first pokemon and Pikachu replied with a strong 'chu'.

"Pikachu, use thunderbolt!" The electric mouse unleashed an intense amount of electricity but Rayna jumped out of the way and kicked the mouse at a VERY high speed into a house in Pallet Town.Pikachu got up and unleashed an angry thunderbolt that Rayna jumped away from and slashed Pikachu with a vaccum from her sword.

"Thats what you get for calling me weird, imbecile. You protect a dubber lower than most dubbers and thats what you get for it. A pokemon who will go to the Other Side for helping a dub..." Before she could finish, The suit Ash talked to rammed her and kicked her in the gut HARD enough to send her into a tree or 5 of them

"Pikachu, are you alright?" Asked Ash and the suit shot a ball of green energy in Pikachu, healing it from some of the damage

"My healing magic isn't that strong, but I'll help..." But the 4Kids suit got blasted by an invisible force that slammed him into a tree.

"Thats it! I'm going to make sure that suit dies, then I'll get rid of you, Ash Ketchum!" The infuriated fangirl lunged for the suit, ready to slice him up. "Pikachu, while shes distracted, attack her with thunder!" Ash said and the mouse unleased one of the strongest electric attacks, zapping her with a decent blow.

Rayna turned back, eyes glowing red and sharp fangs in her mouth, went at a high speed, punching the mouse like a beast. "Banana Magical Hats!" Ash announced and four yellow hats hid Pikachu, saving it for now. The fangirl smashed the the on in near left, but It revealed a exploding Pikachu toy that jumped on her face, exploding into pieces.

Pikachu ran out of the hat, angry at Rayna and unleashed a thunder attack in the dust cloud and Rayna got fried badly

She got up, with vicious looking claws. "You are really annoying me, you bratty loser!" She flies into Pikachu, punching and kicking it to a pulp, Then she kicks on the ground, looking bloody and beaten. "Ash, you're next and my sword will enjoy feasting on your blood." Rayna in a evil and joyful way. She started to pick up her sword, and rain fell on Pallet Town.

To be continued

Will Ash survive the attack? Find out next time! and review, or I'll send Hao or Zeke's Guardian Ghost (they are the same person) to incinerate you!