A/N: Thanks for your reviews! I'm trying to make this chapter the first step to their operation. Happy reading! Batista is gonna beat up Mr. Burnam, right Misty? Hahaha. I fuhkin' swear.
The next SmackDown! show came. The trio of men came an hour early, so they could see if they could find any clues or suspects. John gave out the orders like a marine sergeant.
"Ok, Book your position is at the back entrance where the other wrestlers come in. Just wear this security uniform and nobody will notice you. Eddie, you stay thirty meter away from the locker room and see if anybody goes in. And me? I'll check the divas."
"Eh vato! Why do you get to check the divas?" Eddie asked.
"Because I'm a lady's man."
Both Eddie and Book frowned, while they had to stand and watch, while John gets to flirt with the divas. Eddie stayed thirty meters away from the locker room and kept a close watch. Book wore the uniform and waited at the back entrance. John was making his way to the divas' locker room. What he didn't know was what they were doing inside the locker room. The divas were getting ready for a swimsuit contest.
"Oh my God. I look so fat in this swim suit." said Dawn Marie.
"What are you complaining about? I had to buy a medium instead of a small!" shouted Amy Weber.
While the divas were complaining, arguing, and changing suits, John was on the other side of the door. John knocked on the door.
Knock! Knock!
The divas didn't answer the door because they were too busy shouting at each other. John on the other hand, thought the divas told him to come in. So he opened the door and saw the divas naked! John's jaw dropped. He couldn't believe how beautiful they were and what's a man like John to do, but stare in awe?
"Ahhh! Get out of here! Stop looking at us!" screamed the divas in unison.
They threw their clothes, make-up, and they even slapped at him. Eddie and Book heard the divas' screams. They ran over to their locker room, where they saw John, clothes on him and his face was red from all those slaps the divas gave him. Torrie went out of the locker room with a towel wrapped around her.
"Don't ever come into our locker room ever again, you pervert!" she bended one of her legs back and kicked John right where it hurts. She then went back in the locker room and left John moaning and groaning in pain, holding his manhood.
"Lady's man, huh?" Book asked laughing.
"Shut...up…" he said weakly.
After recovering from the incident, the three amigos tried to think of another plan. John insisted they tried this plan one more time. He told them that he'll apologize to the divas and maybe one of them could help them. So next SmackDown! show, they'll proceed with the plan again. Right now they had to entertain their fans.
A/N: Ouch! Not only did he not find any clues or suspect, but he got kicked in the dirty south. Did you like this chapter? Chapter five is at work.