Disclaimers: You know the drill. I don't own these characters. But I don't
have money either, so it would be pointless to sue me.
A/N: To those of you that reviewed thank you very much. As for 'Mink the Pink', if you don't like my chapter uploading, I really don't care. This is my story, and I'm not writing it just to make YOU happy. I actually have a life outside of writing that keeps me VERY busy. If you don't like it, then that's your problem. Savvy? I'm sorry for those of you who had to read that. It just irritates me when people act like that. Whatever, it's over. Anyhow, I'm sorry it takes me so long to upload. I'm on Spring Break now, so I actually have some time on my hands.
Summary: Daria's life has been pretty boring since she graduated from Lawndale High. After a certain mishap with her glasses, she meets up with everyone she knew during high school. Chaos ensues. Her life has just been spiced up a little TOO much. Daria/Tom, amongst others.
~*~ Is My Sanity Gone Yet? ~*~
Part One
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Daria and Jane went back to the Morgendorffer residence, unsure of what to expect. When they got to the door, they could hear a very loud argument going on in the living room.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Don't fret, Obi-Wan. We can always pull out our $20.00 lightsabers."
"Sound effects included."
Daria unlocked and opened to door, and Helen, Jake, Rita and recently added Aunt Amy were staring at Daria and Jane.
"Uh. . .hi" Daria said, looking like a deer in headlights.
Amy frowned at Daria for a moment and then smiled. "Daria, I love those new glasses! They really suit you."
Daria smiled slightly. A compliment from Amy was a real compliment in Daria's opinion.
"Thanks. Er, mom? Is it okay if Jane stays over with us for a while?"
"Of course! The more the merrier as I like to say." Helen shot a look at Rita rather quickly. At this Daria and Amy made eye-contact with each other. . .this was going to get ugly.
"We were just talking about decorations for the party, Daria" Rita said somewhat haughtily. "I think the best way to go would be to just deck it out with red and green. And I was thinking a few of those light-up reindeers over there around the tree. . ."
"But what about people who don't celebrate Christmas? What about Hanukah for instance?"
"What, do you want to throw around a bunch of blue decorations now? This is Helen's house, after all!"
Helen crouched slightly, looking rather nervous. Jake picked up his coffee mug and sipped while his eyes darted quickly around.
"Well I'm just saying my opinion, Rita" Amy said with a glare.
"And I don't like it, you snobby-"
"Girls, girls!" Jake said rather nervously, trying to sound jovial.
Rita and Amy shot daggers at him and exclaimed in unison, "Shut-up!" Then their faces snapped back at each other.
Jane looked at Daria pleadingly, 'Let's get out of here.'
Daria nodded and started to back up slightly. "Where do you think you're going, Daria?!" Rita snapped at her.
"Don't talk to MY daughter that way!" Helen snapped back, now sitting straight and glaring at her sister.
Out of the blue Quinn dashed down and grabbed both Daria and Jane by the arms. "I've got SO much that I need to talk to you about!" She dragged them up the stairs and away from the pure chaos about to ensue in the living room.
Once they got into Quinn's room she locked the door. Jane and Daria looked at her wide-eyed.
"Why are you taking us hostage?" Daria said, somewhat glaring at Quinn.
Quinn sighed and rolled her eyes. "I did it to SAVE you both! They've been at it all day."
"Yeah, well, thanks" Daria said, walking back to the door and letting herself out. Jane hesitated for a moment, murmured thanks to Quinn, and then went out after Daria. Quinn watched them both go rather sadly, and she looked down at her feet and sighed.
Once they got to Daria's room, Jane spun her around. "Hey! She really did do something nice for you."
"So?"
"So? You blew her off! That really isn't fair, Daria."
"I don't care. She's the bane of my existence."
"She doesn't want to be anymore."
"Doesn't matter."
Jane sighed and shook her head. "Okay, whatever. I'm just saying this as a friend: soon you'll go back to college, and who knows when you'll see your sister again. Then you'll get married, have kids-"
"Me, get married and have kids? You've GOT to be kidding me."
"Oh, just shut-up for one second! This is just the beginning of being split from your family. I'm just saying. . .enjoy it while you can."
Daria sighed. "I'll think about it."
"Good."
"So, now what?"
"We could dye each other's hair."
"Remember the last time we did that?"
"But neither of us are dating anybody right now."
"True. But what color?"
"I'd say neon pink for you."
"Then I think you should be a beach blonde."
"Oooh! Then we'll have to crimp it, too."
They smirked at each other. Then Jane lifted her eyebrows.
"What?"
"I think I've got an insane idea. . .I've had way too much sugar today. But hey, you can also have some sister-bonding time."
". . .now I'm scared."
"You should be. We're going to have a makeover party."
"God help us all."
~*~ Ok, I know that sounds incredibly stupid. . .but I promise it's going to be funny. Anyhow, please review!
A/N: To those of you that reviewed thank you very much. As for 'Mink the Pink', if you don't like my chapter uploading, I really don't care. This is my story, and I'm not writing it just to make YOU happy. I actually have a life outside of writing that keeps me VERY busy. If you don't like it, then that's your problem. Savvy? I'm sorry for those of you who had to read that. It just irritates me when people act like that. Whatever, it's over. Anyhow, I'm sorry it takes me so long to upload. I'm on Spring Break now, so I actually have some time on my hands.
Summary: Daria's life has been pretty boring since she graduated from Lawndale High. After a certain mishap with her glasses, she meets up with everyone she knew during high school. Chaos ensues. Her life has just been spiced up a little TOO much. Daria/Tom, amongst others.
~*~ Is My Sanity Gone Yet? ~*~
Part One
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Daria and Jane went back to the Morgendorffer residence, unsure of what to expect. When they got to the door, they could hear a very loud argument going on in the living room.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Don't fret, Obi-Wan. We can always pull out our $20.00 lightsabers."
"Sound effects included."
Daria unlocked and opened to door, and Helen, Jake, Rita and recently added Aunt Amy were staring at Daria and Jane.
"Uh. . .hi" Daria said, looking like a deer in headlights.
Amy frowned at Daria for a moment and then smiled. "Daria, I love those new glasses! They really suit you."
Daria smiled slightly. A compliment from Amy was a real compliment in Daria's opinion.
"Thanks. Er, mom? Is it okay if Jane stays over with us for a while?"
"Of course! The more the merrier as I like to say." Helen shot a look at Rita rather quickly. At this Daria and Amy made eye-contact with each other. . .this was going to get ugly.
"We were just talking about decorations for the party, Daria" Rita said somewhat haughtily. "I think the best way to go would be to just deck it out with red and green. And I was thinking a few of those light-up reindeers over there around the tree. . ."
"But what about people who don't celebrate Christmas? What about Hanukah for instance?"
"What, do you want to throw around a bunch of blue decorations now? This is Helen's house, after all!"
Helen crouched slightly, looking rather nervous. Jake picked up his coffee mug and sipped while his eyes darted quickly around.
"Well I'm just saying my opinion, Rita" Amy said with a glare.
"And I don't like it, you snobby-"
"Girls, girls!" Jake said rather nervously, trying to sound jovial.
Rita and Amy shot daggers at him and exclaimed in unison, "Shut-up!" Then their faces snapped back at each other.
Jane looked at Daria pleadingly, 'Let's get out of here.'
Daria nodded and started to back up slightly. "Where do you think you're going, Daria?!" Rita snapped at her.
"Don't talk to MY daughter that way!" Helen snapped back, now sitting straight and glaring at her sister.
Out of the blue Quinn dashed down and grabbed both Daria and Jane by the arms. "I've got SO much that I need to talk to you about!" She dragged them up the stairs and away from the pure chaos about to ensue in the living room.
Once they got into Quinn's room she locked the door. Jane and Daria looked at her wide-eyed.
"Why are you taking us hostage?" Daria said, somewhat glaring at Quinn.
Quinn sighed and rolled her eyes. "I did it to SAVE you both! They've been at it all day."
"Yeah, well, thanks" Daria said, walking back to the door and letting herself out. Jane hesitated for a moment, murmured thanks to Quinn, and then went out after Daria. Quinn watched them both go rather sadly, and she looked down at her feet and sighed.
Once they got to Daria's room, Jane spun her around. "Hey! She really did do something nice for you."
"So?"
"So? You blew her off! That really isn't fair, Daria."
"I don't care. She's the bane of my existence."
"She doesn't want to be anymore."
"Doesn't matter."
Jane sighed and shook her head. "Okay, whatever. I'm just saying this as a friend: soon you'll go back to college, and who knows when you'll see your sister again. Then you'll get married, have kids-"
"Me, get married and have kids? You've GOT to be kidding me."
"Oh, just shut-up for one second! This is just the beginning of being split from your family. I'm just saying. . .enjoy it while you can."
Daria sighed. "I'll think about it."
"Good."
"So, now what?"
"We could dye each other's hair."
"Remember the last time we did that?"
"But neither of us are dating anybody right now."
"True. But what color?"
"I'd say neon pink for you."
"Then I think you should be a beach blonde."
"Oooh! Then we'll have to crimp it, too."
They smirked at each other. Then Jane lifted her eyebrows.
"What?"
"I think I've got an insane idea. . .I've had way too much sugar today. But hey, you can also have some sister-bonding time."
". . .now I'm scared."
"You should be. We're going to have a makeover party."
"God help us all."
~*~ Ok, I know that sounds incredibly stupid. . .but I promise it's going to be funny. Anyhow, please review!