GOD HATES RUSSIANS- Chapter 3
Anni: I'm am like so sorry I haven't updated…loads of exams and fights have been occupying me at the moment…but I will be back to my usual routine with this story. Kool!
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Previously.
Ok here's a summary of the past two chapters Kai and Tala played a prank on Tyson and friends and now are turned into girls by a Russian hating God. Then Kai and Tala annoyed Tyson in their girl forms Kai turned on Hiro and then told him everything and now they are part of the team as the exchange bladers from Russia while Kai and Tala are away The best that happens now is that they have to start a school and Kai can't speak English!
Chapter 3
(Speaking I Russian)
Thinking things
"Usual speaking"
Eyes lazily opened as a figure of a stupid alarm clock rang in the back of her mind.
Ring you stupid alarm.
It didn't ring…so she waited until 6:30 to get up and enter the bathroom.
As she looked at herself in the mirror small phrases floated around her mind.
I am a girl….
Gotta think like a girl…
Well I guess I don't have that stupid male puberty problem…
I wonder how Tala's coping…
A she started to change she noticed that she didn't have any of he own clothes…instead she had skirts and really thin tops and really skinny jeans.
Great…
She picked out her out fit and quickly put it on. Once she was finally ready she looked at the long mirror in her bathroom. She had decided to wear a long flowing skirt that had many creases on top of it. She words a small bright red top showing most of her stomach and wore a pair of bright red wedges.
She walked over to the mirror and started applying black eyes on and a small amount of blusher onto her cheeks after that she applied lip gloss which made her lips look like ice.
Well that took longer than expected…it took 20 minutes to find a stupid outfit…10 minutes to fit into in…30 minutes to apply make up…and now I have to do my hair…
(Stupid God…) she mumbled to herself…before walking back into her room and sitting down in front of a mirror that had GHD's and hair products sitting down…
She took the brush and started to brush down her long hair. She clicked on the GHD's and started to UN tug her hair. As soon as the GHD's started to blink she picked them up and started going through her hair. Straitening it as she went down the back of her hair… about 40 minutes later her hair was finally sitting properly.
Slowly she made her way into the kitchen were she met the also ready dressed Tala.
(Morning…) she called annoyed to her friend.
(Hi…still no luck with English) Tala asked.
(Well I can say simple words…just not sentences) she answered going into the fridge to see if they had any food. She ended up pulling a packet of cut fruit and a Capri sun out.
(Hey what time is it?) She asked as she opened the packet of fruit and placed a piece of apple in her mouth.
(Urm…we should start leaving in about 10 minutes…) Tala said.
(Oh…Yeh I completely forgot about school…) Kai said sarcastically
(How can you? This is going to be great…we get to not beyblade for a while!) Tala happily said to her friend.
(How? What do you mean by that?) This made Kai uneasy,
(Well we aren't as strong as we used to be…so that means our blades aren't as powerful.) Tala said standing up and fixing the plaits on her very short dress. I t was plain white with an ice blue line travelling down one side. Her hair was down in a spiky fashion as her pierce blue eyes stood out from the rest of her face. Her pink cheeks showed that she didn't use much blusher, as it would make her look like a doll but just enough so that you could see the tint in her cheeks.
(Wow don't you look like the common slut) Kai said receiving a shocked look on the red haired girls face.
(Well one of us has to?) Kai looked at Tala before laughing.
(Come' on TART! We gotta go catch the bus.) She said as she lifted her bright red bag and placing it on her back. Tala lifted her bright blue bag and slung it over one shoulder. They shut the door behind them as they walked out.
(I bet they get nosebleeds) Kai said giggling.
(Is it too much? Cause I could go back and change) Tala said confused.
(Heck if that's too much mines must be over the top.) Tala laughed at Kai's differences.
(Hurry up I want to get down there quick!) Tala said running on her ice blue pumps.
(Hey YOU! Try running in heels!) Kai retorted.
(I have they were easy. The wedges are like well easier to run in!) Tala pointed out.
(How do you know that?) Kai snickered at the thought of Tala cross-dressing
(Female intuition.) Tala said.
Female intuition my ass! Kai said to herself as they got into the lift and went down stairs were they met everyone else.
After the lift-
"Ahh! Girls that would be a Tarty slip for you!" Called Hiro.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME" A bag was flung at Hiro and knocked him unconscious. The boy turned round to see a very fumed Tala.
"Tala calm down he said Tarty slip…as in lateness?" Tyson said a little scared at how she would react.
"Oh right…sorry!" Tala blushed as everyone else sweat dropped.
"Hi!" Said Kai so that Hiro didn't think that she couldn't speak.
"Hi Kai how was your sleep last night?" Rei asked as he walked out of the elevator and ran up to meet her.
"Ok…Comfy" Kai could only say.
(You do know I can talk Russian. Living with Kai as the captain kinda made you want to understand who he was shouting about…mostly Tyson) Rei smiled as Kai's grin widened but she shook her head to get those thought's out of her brain.
(That's great! I don't have to speak English to you!) Rei blushed as Kai looked at him.
(And just to let you know Kai didn't like shouting at you…) Why did I say that?
(He didn't?) Rei seemed a little surprised at this remark.
(Nope not really…He told me just to tell you that pacifically!) She smiled at Rei cuteness. Why am I thinking that…I'm Kai super sourpuss…can through a death glare that could make people shrivel up and die? Why have I got this sudden 'tingly' feeling inside of me?
(Kai? Come back to Earth Kai!) Shouted Tala's voice. Kai sighed
(What is it Tart?) Tala growled before walking away from her.
(Hurry up you don't want to be TARTied now do you?) Kai ran after her. (Told you, you could run in them.) Kai grunted before walking to the bus.
"Ok…Girls you can go in first! Boys you can all just wait." Kai and Tala looked at each other and smiled.
"Come' on Kai hurry up!" She said running on the bus.
"Coming!" Kai shouted before running on.
"That Kai girl barely says a thing," Hiro said before walking onto the bus.
(Hey Kai!) His voice caused Kai to look up and blush.
(Hi Rei! Why are you up here?) She said trying to cover up the blush now forming on her already pink cheeks.
(Because Tala's up front moaning at Tyson for some reason…I don't want you to feel a loner…) Rei said now trying to hide his blush.
(Thanks…Here sit down!) Kai shifted over as Rei took his bag of and scooted in beside her.
(So Rei you ever been to school?) She asked trying to break the silence.
(Nope you?) He asked as she looked up.
(Urm…been to two boarding schools and been home schooled…. really boring.)
(Uhu) Rei said looking out the window. Suddenly the bus halted causing a certain blunette to fly forward nearly hitting off the chair in front but was saved thanks to a certain neko-jin.
"Thanks…" She said looking up at him.
"No problem!" He confirmed. Kai blushed as she soon noticed the way she had ended up. Rei was hugging her tightly and she had her arms around his neck.
(Hey you two! Stop kissing and hurry up!) Called the red head as she stood in the isle.
(Hey we weren't kissing!) Called a very embarrassed Rei
(Could have fooled me…) Tala shrugged before leaving the coach. Rei then got up and head down the isle Kai following. As soon as Rei jumped off the last step he helped Kai jump down. They walked silently throughout the tour round the school, quickly stealing glances of each other.
"And this is were you will be staying at break and lunch" The tour guide said to them as she opened a room and led them in. it was huge the size of Kai's bedroom in the penthouse. There was a kitchen area and a lounge with loads of different chairs. Kai smiled as she walked around it…the person said that if they wanted sometimes they could sleep in here just as long as they remember to shut the door and tell the school.
(Wow this is pretty cool) Rei finally broke the barrier of silence between them as Kai nodded.
(Yeah it's so big and spacious!) Tala said sitting on a big couch trying to pull her dress lower so the boy's don't see her underwear.
(Don't worry about her; Her nickname is Tarty Tala. That's why she's like this.) Kai said. Rei laughed quietly before leaving.
(Hey were are you off to?) Kai spat.
(I got hospitality first. I'll meet you at break!) He said before leaving
"Hey where's Rei off to?" asked Tyson as he sat next to Tala.
"Accounts" Kai said as she sat down staring at the door.
This is strange…I have a certain liking for my neko-jin friend but why? This is bad…I can feel a flash back taking it's toll in the next chapter but will it be fun or will it be full of the hatred that the 'male' Kai had inside him. All I know is that Rei is one of the nicest guys around-Scratch that! Why am I thinking like this?
Finished the chapter-
Anni: Hehe sorry there were no pranks in this chapter so I promise pranks in the next!
Kai: I can't believe it! Why do I like Rei?
Anni: Urm have you read this time forever…kinda explains it…OH that reminds me! 'THIS TIME FOREVER' and 'LA LA LA LIFE SUCKS!' will no longer be updated ok!
Kai: Why aren't you writing them?
Anni: I lost interest…reviewers lost interest…they deleted it! And I don't like the whole memory thing…
Kai: Well two less fics im in I guess.
Anni: Yip! Well please R&R bye!