Author's note: Ok first of all this ain't a self insert. But I will be writing in first person. Its an original character thing ok not a self insert. Anyway I also did this cause I've read and probably reviewed most of the stories on this category. Most of the stories I've read are mostly the same as far as I read. I'm not saying they suck. There actually really good. Like Love Hina's New Comer written by Hanku Royiaki was a great one I've read so far. Anyway I just want to try something different for Love Hina, yea know. I'm gonna do this Los Angeles style. So if you hate the story and if I get like most flames on this site then I'll drop the story and rearrange it and put it on as an original story. Ok anyway that's about all I have to say. Read and probably enjoy.

"My Hood to your Block"- Put you on the Game

I ran down the streets with my 9.mm clutched in my hand. I jumped the fence running for my fucking life. I heard the sirens ringing in my brain. I held my pants up as they started falling. I ran into an alleyway and hid. The sirens neared then quickly passed. After hearing that they were gone I came out and quickened my pace towards Big Pedo's hideout. I climbed over a gate and went to the back door of the little shack. Immediately after closing the door my face met a gat.

"Drop the mutha fucking gun Pedo." I said not even feeling threatened.

He dropped the gun.

"Damn ese I thought you were some Norte."

I walked into the living room and looked through the blinds.

"What happen Stevie?" Pedo asked fixing up his gat.

"Mutha fucking Nortes came and ambushed us." I said still looking out the window.

"The chotas after your ass ese." Pedo chuckled as he walked back into the kitchen.

"Chingate Pedo! You shouldn't be talking shit, you didn't even have the balls to do a drive by with us."

"Hey that ain't my thing, I just sell the coke and heroin bitch!" Pedo said annoyed at my outburst.

I sat down on the couch and put my head into my hands.

"Dammit Pedo, Benny, Juan, and Joker are fucking dead!"

Pedo sat on the arm chair and turned on the TV showing the news. A reporter was talking to a police officer on Morena Blvd.

"Officer Francisco, what has happen on this street?" The reporter asked shoving the microphone into his face.

"Another gang shooting mam, nothing new."

"Did you find the gang members involve with this?" The reporter went on.

"Ha, most of those fuckers are dead but we are looking for one by the name Estevan Sanchez." The officer said laughing.

'Dammit big ass Francisco knew me cause of my oldest brother, Romel, who was arrested last year and is now serving 10 to 25.' I thought trying to recover my past.

Pedo was laughing his ass off seeing that Francisco sold me out.

"Shut up puto!" I yelled at Pedo for being an ass.

"My bad carron. I think you should lay low for awhile." He says chilling down.

"Yea for a year ese. Think of something else." I look off at the window again.

"Hmmm how bout you move in another country?" Pedo then starts to grab a glass of tequila.

I sat there thinking about that idea. 'You know that ain't a bad idea. Sides there's that one guy in Japan who I helped out awhile back with his drug business. I'm sure he won't mind if I hang at his place for a little bit.'

"You know what ese, that might be a very fucked up idea but that might work." I get up ready to head off to my casa.

"I don't know whether to be pissed or happy. Aight so where?" Pedo says taking another swag off the tequila.

I stand at the doorway in the back. "Lets just say I will need to learn how to use chopsticks quick."

In Japan at the Hinata

"DAMMIT KEITARO YOU PERVERT!" Naru punches and sends Keitaro somewhere out the atmosphere. She pulls up her skirt which had been pulled down. She walks into Kitsune's room fuming.

"Kitsune I can't believe that pervert managed to get my skirt pulled down." She takes a seat next to Kitsune who was watching something on her TV.

"Shoosh, I'm trying to watch something interesting with a very hot guy in pursuit of being arrested."

"Uh Kitsune you do know this is the international channel right?"

"Really? Damn that's why he's so fine."

"(Sigh) Kitsune."

"What?" Kitsune said smirking.

"Never mind… what does the guy look like anyway? Naru stands up and is about leave.

The reporter then explains what the banger looks like.

"Estevan Sanchez, 22 years old, 6'2, ethnicity: Mexican, Jesus Christ tattoo on left forearm, Virgin Mary on right forearm, numerous tattoos on arms, chest, stomach, neck, and back. Both his ears are pierce along with his tongue. Is part of the Sureno Crowns gang. If anyone has seen this man please turn him in. He is wanted for drug dealing, murder, and burglary."

"Damn he's better looking then I thought! I ain't gonna turn him in without having a little fun with his ass."

Naru sweat drops. "Uh Kitsune you say that about any guy with money or a nice body."

"Not just any guy, a guy with a P.H.D."

"Huh?"

"A pretty huge dick." Kitsune says walking out the room laughing.

"Dammit Kitsune can't you like stuff sides sex, sake, and money." Naru says walking out with Kitsune.

"Hey that's life."

Just then Keitaro crashes through the roof.

"Ahh what I miss?"

"Didn't I punch you somewhere out of Hinata?" Naru says about ready to kick Keitaro's ass again.

"No you punched me up that I went skyward and falling back here."

Ok end with this chapter. I'm gonna translate some Spanish words here. Ese means man or guy, gat is a gun, puto is fucker, and chingate means fuck yourself. Ok that's bout it.