Jewel of Tears

Wind: Life is good. I have cookies, my minions, and the people I kidnapped.

Le: Lovely.

Serena: Will I be in this chapter?

Wind: Sure, why not.

Serena: YEAH! (runs around in circles)

Knives: (shoots her) Stupid spider.

Wind: (Hits K with fan) No killing the main character of prissy magic girl shows, only I can do that. Besides, she won't die.

Serena: (sits up with no bullet holes) that was weird.

Knives: O-O (faints in shock)

Wind: Silly K-Chan. Anyways, I don't own Trigun or Sailor Moon, their god- like creators and those companies that bought the American rights too them do. As far as I know I own the plot but that may have come from the flying monkeys so if anyone thought of the likes before me, blame them. Now, on with the story!

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"So what do we do with him?"

"I don't know, we'll wait for Pluto."

"Do you think he'll be ok?"

"Of course he will, Hotaru used her healing powers on him."

It took a few minutes for Vash's mind to register that there were three women talking about someone, probably him. He kept still as panic filled him. What if they're more of those monster things, what if they're bounty hunters, or what if they're were more of Knives' minions?

"Come on girls, let's leave before we wake him," a fourth, soft voice told the others.

The spiky one waited till he heard the door close before opening his aqua eyes. A quick check told him that, minus his coat, he was still fully clothed. He was laying on a futon in an empty room. His coat lay on the back of a chair in the corner, battered beyond repair. He checked it and found his gun hidden within the rags. The blond gunman moved to the sliding screen and slid it open enough to see the next room

Eight people sat around a table talking. Six were teen girls, one younger gild, and a guy with the same color hair as his. An odd feeling surrounded these people; it felt like himself and Knives but less uneacing, more human.

"I wander who he is?" the light blond girl with a big red bow.

"Don't know but he reminds me of my old boyfriend," the brunette ponytail girl said dreamily, causing the others to sweat drop.

"He has a strange presence, he might be dangerous." The raven-haired girl said. The guy, a girl with Legato's hair color, a girl with aqua hair, and the little purple haired girl looked up while the others continued chatting. Raven-hair was about to yell at them when an older woman appeared in front of the table. This one had long green hair with a bun on top and dark skin. Though she looked to be in her twenties, Vash got the impression that she was extremely old.

"Setsuna!" the third blond with an odd bun and streamer like hairdo latched onto the older woman.

"Hello Serena." Setsuna smiled down at the hyper blond, "I brought donuts," she set them down. "I realize you all must want to know about the young man.Hello there."

Vash looked up with a donut in his mouth, "Hewwo. Whese ure reawwi goo." He said around it. The girls were startled; none of them had seen him move.

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Poor Raye, will the temple survive housing the humanoid typhoon? Will Vash find out about the girls' secrets? Will they ever get those donuts back? Many questions, some will be answered, others don't matter. Please give me your honest opinion but anyone that flames to be mean will be hunted down like the dogs they are and be tortured in every known way. Have a nice day. ^-^