A/N Thanks every one who reviewed! Thanks especially to Sadhbh (rongbananas4cosmocookie) and HermioneGarner!

Chapter 5

Harry pushed Cho away, roughly.

"What are you DOING?" he yelled.

"Huh? We're going out!" she retorted.

"Wait. Didn't Ron tell you?"

"Tell me what?"

"That-that, well, I wanted him to tell, oh doesn't matter. Come here, babe."

Harry and Cho began to kiss eagerly, and just as it was getting serious, they heard a rattle on the doorknob.

"Who's in there? Let me in! Let me in, I say!"

"Filch!" Cho squealed.

"Quiet!" Harry whispered.

Eventually Filch left, cursing, and Harry left Cho to go and murder Ron. You idiot! I'm 2 timing thanks to you! Harry searched for ages before eventually finding Hermione and Ron, huddled up on a desk in the Transfiguration room, exchanging kisses.

"RON!"

A slight moan came from Ron. Harry marched over and pulled the two lovers apart.

"Ron! You didn't tell Cho I dumped her! And now I'm going out with Cho AND Camilla!"

Ron turned pink.

"But Harry!"

"No buts! When you can apologize come and…"

"Harry! Have you been avoiding me or something?" A voice belonging to a freckled girl with flaming red hair floated from the doorway.

"What?"

"I've hardly talked to you for weeks, let alone KISSED you!"

Hermione raised an eyebrow, as if to say, "This is never going to work." And Ron was in shock.

"Harry! You never said you were going out with Ginny!"

"He asked me last week." Said Ginny.

"You guys haven't um…done anything have you?"

"Sure!" said Ginny, pulling Harry into a heavy kiss.

They exited the room, talking eagerly.

What mess have I got myself into? What if one finds out?

After Ginny and Harry left, Hermione began to discuss the whole Camilla, Ginny, Cho thing with Ron.

"I can't believe Harry's two, no, three timing! And Cho's such a slag too. Why didn't you TELL Cho?"

"Harry never told me to! He said he wanted to trump or mump or lump her or something (wink wink!) not DUMP her."

"Oh, typical. Harry' s in a BIG mess. I'm so glad I'm not caught up in old relationships."

(A/N REMEMBER THOSE WORDS!)

"I'm perfectly happy with you, hun." Said Ron, sexily.

A long section of passionate kisses took place, broken only when the bell rang for lunch.

"Come on, Hermione. Lets go to lunch."

"Alright. Anything for you Ron."

As Ron and Hermione headed down to lunch they bumped into Cho.

"Hey, Cho?" Hermione intruded.

"Er…what?" said Cho, looking Hermione up and down, even though Hermione was looking A LOT better that Cho.

"Harry's two timing you with Ginny."

"WHAT?"

"It's true! Look." Hermione pointed to a canoodling Harry and Ginny.

"That little…she's dead. She's not going to steal MY man. Even if I am using him for the fame." Her last remark was under her breath, obviously.

When Hermione and Ron had left her, Ron asked Hermione "Why didn't you tell her about Camilla?"

"Duh! Silly Ronald. Harry is MADE for Camilla! Not for Ginny, Cho or anyone else! I'm trying to get Harry to be found out by Cho AND Ginny so that he'll be dumped by both of them!" Hermione's rant was answered by a confused look from Ron.

"Oh Ron." She sighed and then pulled him in for another kissing round.

Hermione broke the kisses just in time to see Harry snogging Ginny, and Camilla heading towards them.

"Oh no! Camilla's is going to spot Harry and Ginny! What can we do?" Hermione cried.

Suddenly Hermione had it.

"Ron, listen quickly, you have to distract Camilla. I know this is weird but you have to pretend to fancy her. Just for a while!" Hermione's pleading had convinced Ron. He headed over to "chat up" Camilla, whilst Hermione ran towards Harry and Ginny.

(This was supposed to be the end but since I'm so nice…)

"Ginny! Harry's been seeing Cho all this time!" Behind her back she conjured up some fake moving photos of Cho and Harry kissing very heavily.

"Harry! She really DOES make love potions then?" Ginny said, shocked, but hanging on to Harry's love.

Oh God! The plan isn't working. What can I do? Hermione heard Camilla's voice.

"Look, Ron I'm not interested." Ron seemed to have upset her terribly; there was tears running down her face and her clothes looked rumpled.

OH MY GOD! Help!

Harry (who still had Cho watching his every move and Ginny attempting to stick her tongue in his mouth every 2 seconds) had also spotted Camilla.

Hermione attempted to break Harry and Ginny up one last time.
"It wasn't her! It was him! He's only using you to get at Ron!" It was feeble, she knew, and suddenly Harry had slapped her in the face and was tearing towards the tearful Camilla.

"Settle down everyone." Dumbledore's calm voice rang through the Great Hall.

"I have an important announcement."

All the drama had stopped and a crying Hermione, agrrivated Ron, also crying Ginny, Cho and Camilla and a furious Harry sat down in separate places.

"I would like to alert you to the fact that Miverna and I have been seeing each other for over 2 years and are getting married."

A sudden scream of excitement and surprise carried its way across 4 of the five tables. Obviously the Slytherins were grumpily sitting there, ignoring everyone else and being as sluggish as ever.

"Calm down, calm down." Dumbledore carried on, "Miverna will not only be a wife but also she is soon going to be a Mother!" Now, this remark was so outrageous that people (even Slytherins) started shrieking, laughing, and racing around aimlessly.

Dumbledore and McGonnagal departed the hall to a sea of Congratulations and Good Lucks.

WOW! 963 words! That's almost as much as 2 chapters of my Islam project! I didn't know I could write that much!