THE ADVENTURES OF NAKED KAIBA
Episode One
Disclaimer: I don't own Kaiba, or Mokuba, or Joey… I don't own anything to do with Yu-Gi-Oh, okay? This story is rated for continuing nudity and the word "doodle." Please review! (BTW, if you really like Kaiba, I mean really like him, and don't like the idea of him being nude and embarrassed, don't read this. But I really like him, I mean really like him, and I wrote this, so yeah.)
Kaiba woke up early one morning and decided to murder his little brother. Not really, but now that I've got your attention, he actually woke up early and got up to have a shower.
He wandered sleepily out of his room and headed for the bathroom. On his way he passed a cement Kaiba Corp logo (KC) standing against the wall. He thought nothing of it because he was too sleepy, and went into the bathroom.
A few minutes later he came out again, dripping wet and wearing a towel. He went over and looked at the cement Kaiba Corp logo. He wondered why it was inside.
"Mokuba!" Kaiba called. His little brother appeared. "Why is there a cement Kaiba Corp logo in the hall?"
"It's meant to be in the yard, Seto," his little brother replied. "It's a yard ornament!"
"A yard ornament."
"Yes. Like a flamingo!"
"I'll put it in the yard then," Kaiba sighed. He picked up the heavy logo and wandered outside, still in his towel, still wet.
One corner of the logo was very sharp. It almost ripped Kaiba's guts open, but he is a smart cookie and held the logo away from him.
Kaiba went to the veggie patch and chose a bare spot to put the logo in. Just as he was about to put it down, he saw a worm on the ground. His little brother liked worms, so Kaiba would feel bad if he squashed it. So instead he nudged it with his foot.
"Move, worm," he said. The worm didn't move. Kaiba nudged it again. The worm wriggled a bit. Kaiba decided to squash the stupid worm anyway, and made to put the Kaiba Corp logo lawn ornament down.
As he put it down, the sharp corner of the cement logo caught Kaiba's towel and ripped it clean in half (I can see people out there drooling. I bet you all think he has a nine-incher and a six-pack! He probably does actually, carting around stupid lawn ornaments. Anyway).
Kaiba didn't look aggro for a split second; he looked shocked. His towel was now in two far too small, useless pieces on the muddy ground and squashed worm, and he was naked.
There was only one thing to do. He had to get back inside (duh). So Kaiba turned around, checked to make sure no nosy neighbours or stupid people like Joey Wheeler were watching, and headed for the house.
And here he met his second problem (his first being that he was naked in his back yard); the door had locked behind him.
Kaiba sighed and banged on the door. "Mokuba! Mokuba, let me come in!"
From inside the house come the sound of Mokuba laughing, thinking his brother was playing some sort of (stupid) nursery rhymes game, and replied; "not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!"
"You don't have any hairs on your chin you little twerp, now let me in before the neighbours see me, I'm naked!"
Mokuba came to the door and looked through the glass panel. "Seto? Why are you naked?"
"Because of your stupid lawn ornament, open the door!"
"Hang on, I have to find the remote for the locks." Mokuba wandered off to find said door remote.
Kaiba sat down on the stairs, grumbling to himself. "Stupid electric door locks, who has electric door locks?! Why'd I install the stupid things, who invented them anyway? Wait, I invented them, why did I do that, stupid door locks."
Mokuba was quite useless at finding things, so Kaiba decided he'd best protect his modesty. He looked around himself and saw an old Mintie on the ground. He picked it up and stood up, holding it in front of his manliness. Then he discarded it again, deciding he did not have a Mintie doodle.
Then he remembered the Kaiba Corp lawn ornament. As long as he held the pointy end away from himself that ornament would offer sufficient protection and wouldn't hurt a bit.
Kaiba went to the veggie patch and pulled the lawn ornament out of the ground. He dusted mud and worm off of it and held it up against himself.
"That's a little better," he muttered. "I hope Mokuba's found the remote by now."
Kaiba went back to his back door and knocked again. "Mokuba, have you found the remote yet?"
"Sure have, watch out big brother!" Mokuba yelled. He pressed the "open" button and the door unlocked. It also flung open, hitting Kaiba in the face and sending him flying.
He landed on his back and dropped his Kaiba Corp logo lawn ornament. A nosy neighbour (they were female, don't worry) peered over the fence and took a photo of the unconscious naked Kaiba lying in the middle of the backyard.
"Seto? Are you okay?" Mokuba asked.
Half an hour later
Kaiba was conscious, dressed, and sat at the kitchen table with an icepack on his face.
"Mmf mm mmfmm, mm mmf mm mf mm mmk!" he said angrily.
"What Seto?" Mokuba said.
Kaiba threw away the icepack. "I said, once I'm better I'm going to take off that lock."
Well that was the first episode. Please please PLEASE review. I really want reviews. And if you liked this, please review my other story, "Smudgey-Oh, the Movie!" It has less nudity and embarrassed Kaiba, and more of the other characters.