THE ADVENTURES OF NAKED KAIBA

Episode Two

Disclaimer: I don't own Kaiba, or Mokuba … I don't own anything to do with Yu-Gi-Oh, still. But maybe one day… Ahem, anyway. This story is rated for more nude Kaiba. Please review this chapter as well!

It was the day after Kaiba's unfortunate nude episode. He was treating himself to a day off work because of it.

Mokuba was running around getting him orange juice and wearing a housewife apron, which annoyed Kaiba but he liked the orange juice so he let it go.

Next door, the postman arrived and delivered the lady some letters and some photos she'd had developed.

"Oh, my photos," she said, getting them out. One was of a flower, which she was sending off to the dressers so they could sew a picture of it onto a dress for her. The other was the photo of her rich next-door neighbour lying unconscious and naked in his backyard. She was sending that to Playboy, they'd give her fifty cents for that photo.

Now this lady was very old. So old she had Alzheimer's, whatever that was, she'd forgotten.

Thus when she put her photos into their envelopes, she forgot which was in what envelope. So she just addressed them to what she hoped were the right places and mailed them off.

Meanwhile, Kaiba was drinking large amounts of orange juice and enjoying the fact that today he had clothes on. He looked out into the backyard and saw the Kaiba Corp logo on the lawn where he'd left it and his muddy towel lying in pieces beside it.

"Mokuba, why did we have a Kaiba Corp lawn ornament anyway?" Kaiba asked.

"Oh, um, no reason…" Mokuba said. "The lawn looks a lot nicer now though."

"No it doesn't, it looks messy. It's full of muddy worm towel and Kaiba Corp lawn ornament."

"…………. It's a nice day today!" Mokuba said and ran off to get more orange juice. He

didn't think it would be a good idea to tell his big brother that he thought the yard looked empty so he got Kaiba's heavies to knock the Kaiba Corp Logo off the top of the Kaiba Corp building, and then Mokuba bought it home to stick in the yard.

Besides, he had enough to worry about without the added worry of his big brother having to climb back up to the top of their building and put the sharp lawn ornament back. With Kaiba's luck he'd end up naked on top of the building.

What Mokuba was worrying about right now was the photo his crazy old next door neighbour had taken. Lucky Kaiba was unconscious when she took the photo, because he wouldn't have been happy that the "crazy old bat next door who couldn't remember what disease it was she had to take medicine for" was seeing him in the nude.

Mokuba knew he had to get that photo back somehow. The question was, how?

Two days later, Kaiba was back at work, yelling at people because the Kaiba Corp logo was missing off the top of his building.

Mokuba was hiding in the laundry room. He didn't know why Kaiba Corp had a laundry room, but it did. He was waiting until everyone was out of the corridor, then he was sneaking back home and going to see his next-door neighbour before that photo fell into the wrong hands. His brother was NOT a social person, so girls and gays following him around hoping his clothes would come off would not go down well. He'd probably hit them with the missing Kaiba Corp logo, once he realised it was in his backyard.

The corridor was empty, and Mokuba slunk out humming the Mission Impossible theme. But he only knew one bar of it, so he kept repeating it and it got annoying.

Mokuba annoyed himself so badly he messed up his slinking and had to watch his feet and he walked. When he reached the foyer he ran head first into Kaiba's knees.

"Ow, Seto!" he whined.

"Mokuba, what are you doing? You should be working."

"You should be too, instead you're kneeing people in the head."

Kaiba glared at him, but he was too high above Mokuba to be seen properly. "Go on Mokuba, get back to your office."

Mokuba knew the one way to get out of this was to use great sophisticatedliness. He hugged his brother around the knees. "It's okay, I'm just going to get some food," he said, giving him puppy eyes. "I love you big brother."

Kaiba could not resist such an onslaught of cuteness from one of the only things he actually cared about (the others being his job, his cards and orange juice). "Alright alright, but come back."

"I will!" Mokuba said, running out of the building.

"And get me some orange juice!!!"

Mokuba knocked on the crazy next-door neighbours door. Then he realised he didn't know her name.

"Hello," she said, opening the door.

"Well hi, Mrs um… Anyway, I'm just here on a friendly visit!" Mokuba said. "Can I come in?"

"You certainly can," the lady said, letting him inside. "I've been waiting for someone to visit, I've got a new dress!"

She ushered Mokuba inside and produced the dress with a flourish. Mokuba gaped. "What kind of a dress is THAT?"

"I don't know, I swear I sent off a picture of flowers to be sewn onto the dress," the lady said, inspecting the picture of naked Kaiba which had been expertly stitched onto her dress. "I can't wear this to bingo – I say, who are you young man?" she demanded of Mokuba.

"What? You crazy old woman, I'm your next-door – hmmm…" Mokuba got an idea. "I'm a person from a um, place where dresses get… made, and I'm here to confiscate yours, because it has that… interesting picture on it which is just not suitable for bingo. So hand over the dress lady!"

"I can't, this dress cost me heaps to have made and it's the only nice clothing I've got, I can't just get rid of it."

"Hmm, how about if I get you more clothes? Then can I have that dress?" Mokuba asked.

"Certainly little boy."

"Wait here then you crazy old cow." So saying, Mokuba ran home and up to Kaiba's room.

He threw open his brother's wardrobe and inspected the contents. He decided everything would fit the crazy old lady next door and grabbed it all in his arms. Then he ran back to the lady's house, dropping coat hangers everywhere. He barged on inside again.

"Here you are, lots of lovely Kaiba Corp clothes for you to wear to bingo. Yours for the small price of one dress with my naked brother stitched onto it!" Mokuba announced, dumping the stuff on the couch.

"Oh how lovely, I do like this big white jacket!"

"Oh hell no, you can't have that one!" Mokuba said, taking it back. "It's erm… germy. Yes, covered in… rabies germs. But everything else is safe."

"Oh, well in that case, here is the dress you wanted," the old woman said, handing over a green dress.

"No, that's the wrong one, I want the purple one."

The purple dress was duly produced and Mokuba went back home, picking up coat hangers on the way. He went inside, wrapped the purple dress up like a Christmas present and put it in his room. Then he went to sleep on the couch under his brother's favourite jacket.

Kaiba came home from work early that day, to see what had become of his little brother and his orange juice. He found Mokuba asleep on the couch under his favourite jacket, but no orange juice.

So he took the jacket and put it on, then woke his brother. "Mokuba, why didn't you come back to work and where's my orange juice?"

"Oh, big brother, I was on a very important mission. The crazy lady next door that you don't like had a photo of you naked in the backyard!"

"WHAT???!!!"

"It's true Seto, I went over there to get it back but she didn't have it. But I traded all of your clothes for something, I'll go get it."

Mokuba ran up to his room and got the wrapped up dress, then came back downstairs. Kaiba was sitting on the couch, mortified. He had no clothes AGAIN! Well, at least he was wearing something this time.

"Here Seto, it's a present!" Mokuba said, handing it over.

"Mokuba, I'm more worried about the photo – "

"Open your present big brother, please?" Mokuba asked.

Kaiba sighed and opened the present. He pulled out the dress. "Oh, a dress. Hooray."

"Look at the picture Seto. See, I got back the photo. Kind of," Mokuba beamed.

Kaiba decided he needed another day off.

Well that was Episode Two, I hope you liked it! This one actually had some sort of plot. Please please please please PLEASE review, I love reviews!