THE ADVENTURES OF NAKED KAIBA

Episode Three

Disclaimer: I don't own Kaiba, or Mokuba … I don't own anything to do with Yu-Gi-Oh, still. I also don't own Gollum's very famous "preciousssss" line, which I know has been done to death but oh well. This story is rated for more nude Kaiba. Please review this chapter as well!

Kaiba was resting. He'd been doing a lot of that lately, but usually when he rested he had clothes on. Today he was totally naked again, sitting in bed. He hadn't had the chance to buy some new clothes yet, so while Mokuba was washing his only clothes he was sitting up in bed, sipping orange juice and looking at his Egyptian God Card.

"It's all mine, preciousssss… all mine…" he hissed to himself. "My preciousss… pre – oh shit!"

A freak gust of wind blew through the open window, blowing the card straight out of Kaiba's hand and across the garden. Kaiba jumped up and leant out the window, watching his precious card blow into the garden shed.

"Damn," Kaiba cursed.

He stood up and headed out of his room and the house to the garden shed, passing Mokuba in the laundry, who was watching the washing machine to make sure it didn't explode like last time. Kaiba had tried to explain that it had exploded because Mokuba had put gunpowder in there instead of washing powder, but Mokuba wouldn't listen.

Anyway, back to Kaiba, who was running naked across the backyard to the shelter and safety of his garden shed. If you could call it safe. The shed was as old as the hills, rusted all over and shook like a leaf if you blew on it. Kaiba and Mokuba never used the shed or the things inside, so they didn't see the point in maintaining it.

Kaiba pulled the door open and it almost fell off its hinges. He closed it behind him so that no one could take photos of him naked in the shed, and looked around for his card.

It was lying in a particularly large dust bunny.

"Ew," Kaiba said. He picked up his card and polished the dust off it. "Poor Obelisk The Tormenter. Let's get you back inside with my orange juice."

He turned the door, but stopped. There was an ominous creaking. Kaiba looked around worriedly. He was too rich to be killed by having an old garden shed collapse on him while he was naked.

The creaking sounded again, and suddenly the guttering outside fell down, in front of the door, and stuck there. Kaiba grabbed the door handle and pushed desperately, but the door only opened an inch.

"Oh bloody hell – MOKUBA!" he yelled, bashing on the door.

Inside, Mokuba was sitting by the washing machine, listening to it. Every now and again he's lift the lid to look inside, but every time he did that the water stopped moving.

"I'm onto you," he said to the machine. "You can't trick me. I'm not letting you explode again. I'm not leaving here till you finish washing Seto's clothes – "

Mokuba stopped threatening the washing machine and listened. Someone was at the door. He stood up and headed to the front door. The person knocked again, just as Mokuba opened the door, so he got a face full of fist.

"Watch it! Joey!" Mokuba paused. "Why are you here?"

"'Ey there Komuba!"

"It's Mokuba."

"Yeah, dat. I'm here ta see your brother."

"Seto? Why?"

"Just coz. Where is he?" Joey looked around.

"He's in bed I think. Drinking O.J." Mokuba pointed upstairs to Kaiba's door.

"Tanks Bokuma."

"It's Mokuba!"

Joey headed off upstairs and "Bokuma" went back to his washing machine.

"What's wrong with you, washing machine?!" he said, alarmed. "You sound like someone banging on the garden shed! Wait…" Mokuba looked out of the window and saw the garden shed shaking dangerously. "Someone's in my shed!"

Mokuba turned off his untrustworthy washing machine and ran outside. He noticed the guttering in front of the door, and also that the door was open an inch. He put his face up to it and peered through.

"MOKUBA!" Kaiba yelled from inside.

Mokuba fell over backwards, conveniently into some mud. "Ugh, Seeeet-toooo!" he whined.

"Mokuba, is that you? Move the guttering!" Kaiba demanded.

Mokuba grumbled but grabbed the guttering and started to pull it away.

Joey wandered into Kaiba's room. "'Ey Kaiba, got any O.J. left buddy? I'm tirsty!" Then he stopped. Kaiba wasn't there. "Kaiba? He's gone."

Joey shrugged to himself and wandered around Kaiba's room. On the end of the bed he noticed some purple clothing.

"Purple," he grinned. "What a poof." He picked it up and laughed. "It's a dress!" He turned it around and stopped laughing. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NAKED KAIBA!"

Joey averted his eyes, then grinned. "Heheheh, somethin' tells me dis will be useful one day." He bundled the dress up and tucked it under his arm, then ran out of the

room again.

"Hahahahahahaha!" he laughed evilly, running out of the house. "Bye Mobuka!"

"IT'S MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!" Mokuba screamed from outside.

"Ow, easy Mobuka, you almost burst my eardrum," Kaiba said.

"MY NAME IS MOKUBA!" Mokuba yanked angrily on the guttering and it came away from the door.

"Thanks Mokuba," Kaiba said, coming out of the shed. "Remind me to knock that shed down."

"Yes Seto." Together they walked back up to the house. Mokuba went back to his washing machine and Kaiba went back to his room. He put his card back into his Duel Disk before something else happened, and hid his Duel Disk under the bed.

"Now for some nice, refreshing orange juice," he sighed, picking up his glass and taking a sip. He glanced at the end of his bed. It was strangely un-purple.

Kaiba spat orange juice everywhere. "WHERE'S MY DRESS??!!!"

Two days later Kaiba was getting driven back to work. He had destroyed the garden shed, and thrown away the lawn ornament which he hated so much. He was also dressed, and more importantly he was HAPPY. He had figured out Joey Wheeler had stolen his dress, but he had a way to get it back.

When they got out of the limo, two heavies were waiting to escort them inside. As they were walking, Kaiba looked up at the top of his Kaiba Corp building.

"Hey, you've got another Kaiba Corp logo. It looks just like the old one, how'd you get a new one so fast?" Kaiba asked.

"We found a lawn ornament at the rubbish tip that looked just like the old logo," one of the heavies said. "We just hosed the squashed worm and old bath towel off it and put it back on top of the building."

Kaiba blinked. "I beg your pardon? Squashed worm and… and bath towel?"

"Yes sir."

Kaiba looked sidelong at Mokuba and cracked his knuckles. "Mokuba Kaiba…!"

Mokuba ran.

I hope you liked that ending, I actually did. Anyway, can't write anymore, I'm listening to this great song by Good Charlotte. It's called "My Bloody Valentine." One of the first lines in the song is "I ripped out his throat." You can imagine what a good song it is! Please review this chapter, PLEASE!