Warning! If you don't like mediocre Fanfic humor and totally random stuff, THEN DO NOT READ! Also, the author (Maddie) is in this story and that characters may be sticking their tongue down her throat. Audience: Blink blink. It means hard-ass kissing, starting with a girl and the "innocent- turn" and a boy with the bad rep "whips" the girl around and then the kiss and the chick is in total shock and is also melting at the same time. You have been warned.

Excitement can go Wrong.

Chapter 1. The Kiss.

It was around noon on a Sunday. Everyone was with their family at an amusement park, on vacation, at the mall buying mega skimpy skirts. But not this girl, she was the exact opposite. She didn't wear make-up or jewelry, the closest thing she had to jewelry was a ribbon tied around her neck like a choker with a bell. She wasn't hot but she wasn't ugly, she wasn't smart but she wasn't dumb. She just… exists.. But there is one, well, two words that perfectly match her, and there distant and freak.

Her friends were gone for the summer and the oni (freak) was by herself outside lying in the grass in her swim suit with a towel over her shoulders, (Curse puberty!) she was lying there like an old puppet that lost it's lust a long time ago. (Damn I'm moody! Descriptions are true folks) It was now around 6:30p.m. and they still haven't come. She was now sitting on the old rusty swing sit in the back of her yard looking down at the ground reciting a poem by Edgar Allen Poe, "Dream within a Dream."

Take this kiss upon the brow!

And, in parting from you now,

Thus much let me avow:

You are not wrong whom deem

That my days have been a dream;

Yet if Hope has flown away

In a night, or in a day,

In a vision, or in none,

Is it therefore the less gone?

All that we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar

Of a surf- tormented shore,

And I hold in my hand

Grains of the golden sand-

How few! Yet how they creep

Through my fingers to the deep,

While I weep- while I weep!

O God! Can I not grasp

Them with a tighter clasp?

O God! Can I not save

One from the pitiless wave?

Is all that we see or seem

But a dream within a dream?

She was about to go inside when some odd sound. It sounded like a strange whistle of some kind. Because he was in music class for three years she was able to tell this was a soprano instrument. No sooner did she hear another one, but in an alto key, playing a sad song. One was cheerful the other sad, together the song was creepy but calming. Like a violin. She ran to the front like there was no tomorrow, and was soon bouncing off the walls like a rabbit on crack. Why? Because the characters from Zelda were finally here! Woo hooo! (Dude! I got weird mood swings!)

Link (Were just gonna call them there character names) asked, "Are you Maddie? The girl who won the Zelda contest?" "Yep!" () "Hi!"

Link was still a little tired from the trip that they all had to bare but still answered with a still excited "Hi!" and "Congrates!" Max, my little sister and smaller look alike, was sneaking up from the side of the house with a huge water gun that was like a bazooka on her. She (Max) came running out shooting like nuts but missed me over a hundred times. I ran to the porch and grab my guns (Two small handguns strapped to each leg, one big one about the size of my sisters to my back, and a normal sized one in my right hand, ready to kick some ass!) Just so you know, my sister and me are still in our swimsuits and we are like, ballerina thin. Waist wise But have pretty meaty legs and thin arms. Our short brown hair and my anime long legs do not help when up against someone, but in this case they did. A lot!

"Hey! You guys up for a quick challenge?" They all checked with each other and Zelda, Sara, and Rayaru (or however the heck you spell his name) were the only one's out of ten who didn't want to be in the war. From there we chose our army for one of the best war's ever known with water guns. The problem was, Max and I basically are twins when it comes to game characters. (Both at the same time) "Dark Link!" We both death glare each other and try to pick but always say the same one at the same time. "Link, Ruto, Impa, Malon, Nabooru, Sheik!" Max and I were now battling similar to how Link and Dark Link did in the Water Temple with sticks instead of swords and our free arm as our shield. For five minutes we blocked and copied each other's moves, finally I got Max in the back after phycing her out. (These sorts of things have happened before, not the contest, but the calling out stuff at the same time thing) Everyone was just standing there staring in disbelief.

After we got everyone sorted out, we got our teams set and ready for a huge war. We were off in the 'I- Wish-Gory' fighting. Dark Link and me were back to back most of the time, he would watch out for me and I would for him. As long as we were pared up like this, we were invincible. Until that is we were literally tackled down and gunned. You're probably wondering why I'm pared with Dark Link right? Well right after we got the teams sorted, I had everyone pare up and I ended up with Dark Link. Simple.

What I don't get is how I got like, 10 feet away from the group shooting at us, and still be dry. What I think happened, was that as we were falling, he grabbed me by the wrist and jerked me away from were they were aiming so that I was safe. Or something like that. But one thing that I still don't understand, is why Ganadorf is such a perve! I mean really, I'm just your average girl that one a contest and he gets all touchy and crap! Any way, back to the story. Remember when I said, and I quote, "He grabbed me by the wrist and jerked me away." More like threw me. In fact, the timing was so perfect; it was like The Matrix or however you spell it. It was like I was Neo and I jumped off a building, until I skid in the grass. That hurt like hell.

It was a pretty cool day until Max, my little sister, decided that it would be funny she were to take one of my bra's and throw it around outside. After that, my day was crap. An eleven-year-old girl ruined one of the best days of my life with one of the worst comeback's I have ever seen. It's like that's her only purpose for living, is to ruin stuff! So I run to my room crying, and as I'm crying I try to sew. Yes people, I sew, a lot. Ok! I admit it! I sew way too much! I draw and read and dream of new dresses and stuff to sew every single freaking day! That is why my stores aren't good! Crap! I'm getting off subject again! Any way! My cat Calamity, (God she is so cute!) ran and jumped up by me. Her cute little fox-like gray, white and orange body with the cutest little twitter and movements you've ever seen! She just lied there purring like an idiot, but then again, she's my idiot. Seeing her made me calm down a lot so I went back outside and chased everyone like nuts. By the time we were done, I was no longer bubbly, but instead, really giddy. Which was actually pretty good from how the day turned out before.

When the sun was setting, everything was calm. Even my little sister which was tied up in the back round. It was time for them to go for today. But that doesn't mean that I won't bring mischief tomorrow! "Hey Maddie!" said someone. I turn around and smooch I'm just standing there stunned and darn it I didn't see who it was!

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The descriptions about me are true!

The reason why I'm in my fanfic's and there is romance between me and a character is because I'm weird and I never got kissed in real life and I'm single.

Darn it!

The date is March 26, 2005

Four days and I'll be fourteen! Please wish me luck on my sewing and I hope you guys (and girls) have (or had) a really cool birthday! ()