This is something I wrote when I had an extreme case of writer's block. Some say it's funny but I think it's just plain weird and somewhat scary.
As The Pen Falls
"As the pen falls the world as well falls from its near disaster to complete joy and all the insanity is wiped out." Oh what am I kidding myself for? What could I a mere shadow Lupe possibly write worth reading? All I do all day is sit at the computer waiting for an inspiration that will never come. It's possible I don't want it to come. My writing may be so horrific; I won't even want to read it. Oh well, another fine story penned by the one and only Kabuki, down the drain and into the shredder. Of course I could be wrong. Although I have lived long and alone I may still find a precious hope, a spark of faith and determination. Nah, not a lowly un fed starving lupe. My solitude is unending. I'm tired of useless story ideas. I want OUT of this cage! WAAAAAAA!
Needless to say all my peers in the entire Neopian world think I'm a little nuts, I've lost my marbles, I've gone completely BONKERS! Wouldn't you be if you'd been incased in a sardine case for half of your life? (Some say it was a jumbo jet, but they're wrong they weren't in it!) But I will never say that to... Wait, no, I just did! As you can see they're probably not far from the truth, which, in the medical world would be my mental diagnoses. I am glad to say though that I aced every test, scoring the lowest test scores in the history of Neopia! No pictures please. Maybe the computer screen is affecting my brain. Ever since I started writing I've had a strange buzzing sensation in my toes and a strong impulse to dive into all glass objects available. Oh well. This is the fourth computer this week. (Shatter) Ok the fifth.
(Ding Dong)
Oh that must be the pizza I ordered yesterday. "Ah, in home delivery! I love the new white uniform, but wouldn't it be very messy if you dropped the pizza?"
"It's all right little man. You're going to the Happy House and meet all the nice happy bunnies."
"Ooh, bunnies! I guess I could go. By the way do you have a computer?"
(CRASH)
To those of you who are waiting for the next chapter in Shadows of a Wolf, the next chapter's coming soon! I'm working on it now:D
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