The Snow Scouts Have An Adventure!
Disclaimer: Hey, I do own most of these people. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Summary: Hey look, the cat…it is falling. Out of the window. How sad that must be.
Chapter Three: Squandering Precious Starfishies
In which lots of fishy exclamations are used and and the slimy, super special snowball takes over the world. The previous sentence is false, as is this one.
"Harajuku sushi sashimi cho," a Snow Scout said casually. Nonsensical Japanese is all the rage, isn't it?
"Indeed," Agent Pink replied, though she had no idea what he had just said.
"Hey, look!" Agent Fluffy cried, "It's a starfish, and its climbing up through the window!"
"Ooooh," everyone said interestedly.
"Let's kill it!"
"No. Violence is not the answer," Agent Poptart insisted.
"So MINDLESS violence is the answer?" Zim-boy asked.
"I always knew it!" Agent Poptart Two cried.
"The answer to what? What kind of stupid expression is that?"
"Let's sing a song.." a girl breathed, "About the shiny starfish, and cakes and rainbows!"
"Cakes and rainbows are boring!"
"Starfish are boring!"
"YOU'RE boring!"
Suddenly, Carmy barged in.
"What are you doing?" she demanded.
"Nothing, Carmelita," they all groaned.
"I don't believe you!" Carmy shrieked, "I'm getting Esmy."
Suddenly, Esmy barged in.
"What are you brats doing?" she screamed.
"Nothing, Esme," the Snow Scouts said sweetly.
"I don't believe you!" Carmy repeated, "I'm getting Hooky!"
"Oh, are you a pirate, or a man-o-war cried we!" a Snow Scout burst into song. "Blow high, blow low, and so sail-ed we! Oh, I'm not a pirate but a-"
"SHUT UP!" Carmy howled. "You sing better than I do and its not fair!"
Suddenly, Hooky barged in.
"Hey, look," he said. "It's a Starfish."
"I don't believe you!" Carmy roared, "I'm getting County!"
Suddenly, County didn't barge in.
"I SAID, I'M GETTING COUNTY!" she screamed.
Suddenly, County still did not barge in.
"FINE, I'm getting Baldy!"
Baldy did not barge in.
"Why isn't anyone LISTENING to me?" she yelled, and turned around.
Everyone was goggling at the starfish.
It was tapdancing.
"Golly gosh!"
"Zut alors!"
"Booyah!"
"Wow!"
"Cool!"
"This is so BORING," Agent Fluffy huffed, and walked out of the room.
The Starfish got all sad.
"Don't be sad, Starfish!" the Snow Scouts cried, "We love you!"
The Starfish was still sad.
"Don't be sad, Starfish!" Hooky cried, "I hate you!"
The Starfish brightened.
Then it did the tango.
Everyone clapped.
And then they all got run over by a gigantic snowball.
"Ow."
THE END…of CHAPTER FOUR(which IS ACTUALLY CHAPTER THREE, SO THERE)