The Snow Scouts Have An Adventure!
Disclaimer: Afie Avie Abie Anie Amie Apoe!
Summary: Soo soo soo soupy!
Chapter Four: This Portal Leads To Nothing But Stinky Socks and Cheese
In which there is much too much drama
"AHHH!"
"Au secours!"
"DFJJDSGJFDJGRUIEFSKSFK!"
"Oh dear…"
All the Snow Scouts were very distressed.
A huge, shimmery portal had opened up in front of them.
And they didn't know what to do!
"Lets eat balogna," one of them suggested.
"No way, dude!" another yelled.
"Yes way, man."
"No way, dude."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"SILENCE! WE SHALL ENTER THE PORTAL!" screamed Zim-boy.
"Yay!" Gir shrieked, "Will they be cookies?"
"Shut up, little metallic one!" Agent Poptart implored.
"Okay!" Gir squealed.
Gir and Zim-boy were thrown out of the room so as to not confuse those who are not familiar with Invader Zim.
"WHHEEEEE," shrieked Gir as he was thrown somewhere….
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!
Agent Pink coughed.
"Yes, we should enter the portal," she decided.
So they all stepped in.
"EW," yelled Agent Fluffy, "What IS that smell?"
"It smells as if smelly cheese has been pushed all over my sensitive nostrils…"
"Oh, dear."
Everyone looked around them. They were, indeed, now in a room with walls of smelly socks and cheese.
"How do we get out of here?" one Snow Scout cried.
"Au secours!" the French one wailed.
"I don't know," weeped Agent Pink, "I just don't know."
"AND NEXT WEEK, ON 'TRAPPED IN A SMELLY ROOM', WE WILL SEE THE FATE OF THE SNOW SCOUTS!" the narrator said dramatically.
"Alright, everyone off the set!" the director shrieked.
Agent Pink wiped off her makeup.
"That was cool," she remarked.
"Like, so totally cool."
"Like, so totally informative."
"We need to get back to the Carmelita!"
"Oh, dear."
So they all went back to the Carmelita.
"BECAUSE," Esme said shrilly as she suddenly burst into their room just after they returned, "YOU HAVE BEEN SO QUIET WHILE MY MANICURE HAS BEEN GOING ON, YOU WILL HAVE CHEESE PUFFS INSTEAD OF GUM FOR DINNER TONIGHT!"
"COOL, BRIBERY!" a Snow Scout cried.
Carmy whacked the Snow Scout with some cold steak.
"Ow."
THE END OF CHAPTER FOUR