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Chapter 2
Demmie The Dementor
"Now my fellow Death Eaters!" Voldemort started saying in a-great-leader style, raising his hands.
Though, the only Death Eaters there was Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Wormtail who looked at each other wondering if the Dark Lord had finally lost it as he was talking as if he had a whole army in front of him.
"Once more your incredibly evil and cunning--" Bellatrix and Rodolphus started coughing like mad and Wormtail suddenly became interested in his nails "--YOUR INCREDIBLY EVIL AND CUNNING MASTER," continued Voldemort, pissed off , "has come up with a dark plan in order to get the rest of the pathetic Death Eaters out of Azkaban."
"Well, let's hear the dark plan," said Bellatrix sarcastically as she made herself comfortable, sitting in an armchair.
"As I said before someone very rudely interrupted me, the plan includes the three of you."
"And me too Master?" squeaked Pettigrew shuddering.
"Yes Wormtail unless you don't count yourself as a human being. Then we could have Bellatrix's armchair help with the plan," he said sarcastically gesturing at Bellatrix who was sprawled in the armchair.
"The armchair tells me she couldn't be more grateful to help!" said Bellatrix with fake cheerfulness.
Voldemort shook his head exasperated.
"You will get into Azkaban prison and free the others," he ordered.
"And how the hell are we supposed to do it? The place is packed with Ministry wizards! What are we supposed to say? Hello we have come to take some Death Eaters and leave! Come for a cup of tea sometime!'" exclaimed Rodolphus who had remained all this time silent.
"He's damn right. Even if we free the others they won't have their wands and what if the Aurors attack?" Bellatrix said shaking her head negatively.
"I know, I know. That's why you'll have a Dementor guiding you," the Dark Lord said announced simply.
"A what?" Bellatrix shot up as Rodolphus groaned in exasperation and Wormtail just fainted from sheer horror.
"Yes and he is-or better say she-is here," Voldemort said nodding.
"She?" asked Rodolphus frowning. "It's the first time I've heard of female Dementors."
"Then it seems you have never heard of the Dementors' kisses Mr. Lestrange," said a feminine voice that sounded like a cat with a sore throat.
The Death Eaters, instead of feeling cold and miserable as they usually did when they were close to Dementors, smelled a woman's perfume in the air.
"Let me introduce you to Demmie the Dementor number 23465. Demmie, this is Mr. Lestrange, his wife--
"Soon to be ex-wife," Bellatrix corrected.
"Whatever," Voldemort sighed. "And Wormtail." He gestured at Pettigrew's unconscious body on the floor.
"Oh, I'm so happy to meet you!" Demmie the Dementor said cheerfully bouncing up and down clapping her hands.
"I couldn't say the same," muttered Bellatrix, staring at the hyper Dementor.
"Excuse me? What did you say?" she asked still bouncing.
"Oh, nothing I?m just pleased to meet you too!" said Bellatrix mustering a fake smile.
"Okay, you can call me Demmie then!"
"Fine Demmie!"
The Dark Lord seemed to be extremely satisfied with himself and smiled in contentment. "Very well, I will let you get to know each other better."
"Wait! When are we going to Azkaban?" asked Rodolphus. He stared, horrified, at Demmie, and then looked back at Voldemort.
"Master," corrected Voldemort tiredly. Where has all the respect gone?
"Master," Rodolphus said quickly, not really caring.
"Tonight. At midnight."
"What? But Master, Azkaban is in the North Sea!" Bellatrix shrieked in disbelief.
"Oh, I just love travelling!" chirped Demmie getting an odd look from Rodolphus.
"Yes, of course it is," Voldemort answered calmly and left.
Bellatrix muttered several curses under her breath before collapsing into the armchair."So? Demmie how are you planning to get us in Azkaban?" she asked raising a brow.
"Oh as a woman you must know Mrs. Lestrange!" Demmie answered, beaming.
"Black. It's Black," muttered Bellatrix through gritted teeth.
"Oh, I don't like Black it's such a sad name! Can I call you Bellatrix?"
Bellatrix just answered with a shrug.
"Let's forget names, how are we going to break into Azkaban?" demanded Rodolphus.
"Oh well Rodolphus?" she giggled nervously. "I think I will use my charm-" she battered her eyelashes-if Dementors have eyelashes- "to keep the guards busy while you will be setting the Death Eaters free."
Bellatrix stared with her mouth open and as her eyes met Rodolphus, she mouthed behind Demmie's back"we are SO doomed!"
Rodolphus agreed with a nod.
"And how are we going to leave Azkaban?" Bellatrix turned to Demmie.
"We are going to walk out of course!" she said smiling stupidly.
"Just like that?!'Thanks for your co-operation. Have a nice time'?!" Bellatrix said sarcastically.
"Well I'm going to think something until then!" she said shrugging happily. "Now I want to get to know you better!" she said grabbing Bellatrix's hand with her rotten one but Rodolphus could swear to his cat's grave-he really loved Nancy- that Demmie had her long dirty nails manicured.
"As you wish Demmie..." Bellatrix muttered struggling to hide her disgust.
The female Dementor sat on a chair opposite Bellatrix beaming.
"And stop beaming," Bellatrix added.
Demmie ignored her. "Now, tell me about your family," she said making Rodolphus and Bellatrix twitch. "Do you have any children?"
"HELL NO!!!" they screamed in a unison.
"Why? Oh I just love children! But of course I would like to have them with a nice man!"
She winked at Rodolphus who automatically took a step back and Bellatrix chuckled evilly. Rodolphus really wondered whether Dementors could have children.
"I think you said something about being his ex-wife, Bellatrix, so you don't mind, do you?"
"Oh, Demmie? You know...?" Bellatrix started saying with an evil smiled but Rodolphus interrupted her.
"I?m afraid we haven?t divorced yet but we are planning to as soon as possible," he said trying to save his neck from the hyper Dementor.
"Nice! Nice!" she said clapping her hands.
Rodolphus face expressed utter horror while Bellatrix was highly amused by the whole situation.
"And do you have any relationship, Demmie?" asked Bellatrix fighting not keep her face emotionless.
"Oh yes, I had a boyfriend two months ago but we broke up. He was such a bastard!" she said, looking as annoyed as a Dementor can.
"Oh sorry?" Bellatrix said but she couldn't care less. Meanwhile, Rodolphus was slowly heading for the door.
"Where are you going, Ro?" Demmie asked sweetly. "Oh please don't we enjoy your company!" she pleaded.
"Yes Ro. Stay! We enjoy your company!" Bellatrix said sarcastically.
"I?m afraid I can't. I think the Dark Lord needs me," he said bowing and exiting.
"Oh, isn't he such a cute boy?" Demmie said sighing.
"Who? Rodolphus?" Bellatrix asked. She couldn't keep herself from cracking up.
"What's so funny?" Demmie asked innocently.
"Oh nothing," she said now falling off the chair crying from laughter.
"Are you okay?" Demmie asked worried.
"Yes?" Bellatrix said, finally calming down. She stood up as she realized she still hadn't eaten anything; she was also eager to ignore any more questions from her.
"I'm hungry. Do you want anything to eat?" she suggested.
"Oh no thanks."
"Very well. See you at midnight. And please think of a way we can leave Azkaban," she pleaded before making her way to the door.
"I will! Tap dancing always gives me inspirations!" she said gleefully. Then Demmie glanced at Wormtail who was still lying on the carpet. "Is that your pet?" she asked gesturing at him.
Bellatrix looked at her for a moment and then grinned. "Something like that."
It was 11:50 and Voldemort had called them for last minute instructions as he always did.
"Now you know what you're going to do?"
"Get locked up in Azkaban again?" Bellatrix pointed out gloomily.
Voldemort ignored her and focused his red eyes on Demmie who was absent-mindedly humming a song.
"We still don't know how we?re going to get there," Rodolphus said.
"Oh, that?s not a problem. Demmie? Please don't keep them waiting." Voldemort gestured at the Lestranges and Pettigrew.
"Fine," she giggled merrily and came towards them.
Rodolphus' eyes widened in terror as Demmie came closer and opened her arms as if she was about to hug them all.
"Don't be afraid," Voldemort reassured them.
They let Demmie come closer and the moment she put her arms around them, her cloak covered their field of vision. Once they managed to see, they were on a rocky island and a cold wind was blowing on their faces even though it was summer. Bellatrix raised her eyes to see the tall stone wall that soared into the sky. Home, sweet home, she thought sarcastically.
"Come on. Follow me," said Demmie laughing at their looks.
They followed her looking around for any Ministry wizards or Aurors. They held their wands tightly.
Wormtail kept muttering, "We are going to get caught, we are going to get caught, we are going to get caught!"
"Oh, just shut up!" hissed Rodolphus, exasperated.
"We are going to get caught, we are going to get caught, we are going to get caught!"
Rodolphus suddenly turned on his heel and smacked him. "Is that better?" he demanded.
"Oh, Ro. Just relax and enjoy the walk.," said Demmie from ahead of them.
The Death Eater seemed to want to strangle her but attacking a Dementor, especially a hyper one, wasn't a wise thing to do.
Demmie led them to an iron door. The Death Eaters noticed the door once they were very close, but otherwise it seemed invisible.
"It's a secret passage. Only Dementors know it," Demmie said beaming and she opened the door.
They entered a dim-lit passage that went underground. Bellatrix felt like she was about to vomit by the horrible smell that filled the air. As they started making their way down the passage, they noticed torches that were placed on the walls started to burn with fire as they came close tothem. She looked at the walls as they descended to god-knows-where and saw some kind of red and blue paints.
"What are these things? On the walls I mean," she asked Demmie.
"Oh, this is our little gallery!" she chirped.
For that she got odd looks from the Death Eaters.
The 'paintings' pictured little humans that seemed to be dressed in something that was supposed to be cloaks in blue or red. Some of them even played with each other...
"What are you staring at, bitch?"
Bellatrix jumped a few feet into the air as one figure who had been playing Quidditch insulted her.
"They are talking!" she said to Demmie who wasn't bothered by the figure.
"Of course we are talking! What did you think? That only you three-dimensional freaks are able to talk? Ha!" said the figure with a smirk.
"Who did you call three-dimensional freak, cave-man?" Bellatrix said stopping at the wall.
"Cave-man? Come here and say it again, wench!" threatened the figure clenching his fists ready for a fight.
"Wench? That is the best you got, Cro-Magnon guy?" Bellatrix sneered taking out her wand.
"That's it! Bellatrix come here! The whole Ministry will be happy to find us here fighting with a drawing!" Rodolphus said and grabbed her by the arm.
"Who did you call drawing?"
Rodolphus ignored Bellatrix's protests and the figure's insults and dragged her away. "Come, we have a mission here!"
"Fine! Just let me go now!" she freed her arm from his grip and continued walking.
"--And then you make two little jumps and three steps to the right, two steps to the left and finally one turn," instructed Demmie. Wormtail who seemed to be hanging from her words.
"Are you teaching him to dance?" asked Rodolphus from behind looking disgusted.
"Oh yes! It's so nice! The moves, the grace!" ranted Pettigrew.
"Okay! We got your point!" Bellatrix exclaimed backing away from him slowly.
Some minutes later Demmie led them to the end of the passage where there was another door similar to the one they saw before. The difference was that this door was visible no matter the distance and it looked like it needed a war machine to destroy it. Or a useless Death Eater.
"Wormtail bring that door down!" ordered Rodolphus.
"Oh please no! It's an antique!" shrieked Demmie panicked but Bellatrix put her hand on
Demmie's mouth but she regretted it. She only hoped the Dementor wouldn't try to inhale.
"Pettigrew just send the Avada Kedavra to the door! Like that time you had tried to perform it on
a Muggle and his brains went flying everywhere. Remember that?" she remembered that particularly disgusting incident all to well.
"Bellatrix! Wormtail, do it!" screamed Rodolphus.
Pettigrew nodded silently and went towards the door. "Avada Kedavra!" he squealed and the well-known green jet of light hit the door crashing it down with noise.
"Great! We just informed the whole Ministry that we arrived," said Rodolphus sarcastically, sighing.
"Now we have to be quick!" said Bellatrix urgently glad to take her hand of the Dementor?s mouth finally. She looked at it and to her horror her hands had something that looked like a red lipstick. With a great attempt not to vomit she cleaned her hand.
Rodolphus passed through the door, which led to another passage but this time it went upwards. Bellatrix sighed.
"Not another passage. I hate passages," she muttered.
"Tell me one thing you don't hate," commented Wormtail.
"The Cruciatus curse?" she replied with a vicious look.
"I guess I should have seen it coming..." he said, shaking his head hopelessly.
"Demmie, where does this passage lead?" inquired Rodolphus.
"I will tell you only if you do me a favor," she said battering her eyelashes.
Rodolphus sighed knowing that couldn't be something good.
"Tell me," he answered gloomily.
"Give me a little kiss?" she said tapping her long finger on her cheek.
Bellatrix wanted to crack up with Rodolphus' expression. He was so terrified by the prospect of giving Demmie a kiss that he unconsciously took a step back and was about to turn and run away.
"Rodolphus! Come, we want to know where the passage leads!" urged Bellatrix trying to calm down with a smirk on her face.
"Then we'll walk and find out," he said firmly and started striding along the passage.
Demmie seemed disappointed and sighed. Bellatrix came closer and patted her sympathetically on the shoulder. Once they had started walking again Demmie whispered to her eagerly,
"How did you fall in love with Rodolphus anyway?"
"I didn't," she said flatly.
"How did he fall in love with you?" she asked again.
"He didn't," answered Bellatrix as if this wasn't strange.
"Then how did you end up married?" Demmie wondered, frowning.
"We were betrothed." explained Bellatrix looking around for any more paintings to fight with.
"Ah! How romantic!" she chirped clapping her hands.
Bellatrix turned and looked at her with a raised brow.
"Romantic? Ha! Yeah, you should have been at the wedding!" she said sarcastically.
"I just love weddings! Especially the ones where the newly-weds dance with each other!"
"Well my mother wanted me to do what you just said but I tried to murder Rodolphus with a knife and then tried to strangle him with the tulle of my dress." Bellatrix sighed. "I didn't manage to do it, unfourtantely."
Demmie gave her an odd look. "Why would you do that? He?s such a fine, young man!"
"Fine? Young? Man?" Bellatrix asked with her eyes wide but Demmie probably didn't get the last hint.
Demmie started humming a song again not paying attention to Bellatrix. Then all of a sudden she asked again dramatically:
"Do you know how I can win Rodolphus' heart?"
Bellatrix smiled evilly. "Can you make an operation to change your gender?" she asked trying to look innocent and achieving what she wanted.
Rodolphus heard the conversation and stopped a few feet in front of them. He turned and glared at Bellatrix who shrugged innocently.
"Uh?" asked Demmie baffled.
Thank Merlin she's stupid as hell! thought Rodolphus taking a sigh of relief.
"Nothing..." Bellatrix said slowly with a malevolent look.
"Oh look!" said Demmie suddenly bouncing up and down. "The end of the tunnel!" She pointed at an open doorway but they couldn't see what was beyond it as it was pitch black.
"Oh really? And I thought it was the entrance to Hell!" Rodolphus said sarcastically.
Demmie looked as if she was ready to cry and Bellatrix, as she had no intention of watching the emotional break down of a Dementor, whispered to her,
"Don?t worry. It's just that he hates Dementors ever since we were locked up."
"But I didn't do it!" she complained.
"Whatever!" said Bellatrix exasperated.
They walked into the passage after 15 minutes of trying to persuade Wormtail that the passage hadn't any flesh eating zombies.
"No! I won't go inside!" he protested as Bellatrix and Rodolphus were trying to drag him in by
his arms.
"Come! Even if there are?" Wormtail let a panicked shriek "--which I higly doubt, they will eat Rodolphus first!"
"Hey! Why me?" he asked annoyed, still pulling Pettigrew's arms.
"Because I said so! That's not the freaking point!" she fumed with rage and put out her wand pointing it at Wormtail.
"Imperious!"
In a second Wormtail froze and his eyes went blank gazing into the air.
"Now, much better! Follow us, Peter," she said with a satisfied smile.
"I don't believe what you did Bellatrix," said Rodolphus shaking his head.
"If I didn't do it we would still be here coaxing him to come!" she snapped and went through the passage.
As they entered they saw a long corridor with hundreds of cells and the only light there was, was be coming from the windows but now there were torches everywhere on the walls illuminating the maze of corridors. Along with these they saw about ten Aurors walking up and down the corridors.
"Holy shit!" Bellatrix muttered and everybody hid in a corner.
"Let me seduce them!" Demmie said enthusiastically.
"No way!"
Demmie looked taken aback but fell silent. Bellatrix turned to Rodolphus for help.
"What are we going to do?"
He looked thoughtful for a moment and then looked up at Bellatrix.
"We can use Pettigrew."
Bellatrix looked at Pettigrew who stood emotionless lie a statue.
"How?"
"Good question..."
"Ooo what a great idea you have Rodolphus!" she said sarcastically.
"We can use Demmie," he said quieter.
"How?"
"We can unleash her to them," he suggested, shrugging.
"Yeah? Hey, Demmie come over here!" Bellatrix told the Dementor cheerfully, gesturing.
"What is it?" she said with her screeching voice.
"See that guy over there?" Bellatrix asked pointing at Alastor Moody. "He told me wanted to go
out with you!" she smirked.
"Really?" she seemed delighted by the news.
"And not only he! All of these gents there! That's why they are waiting." Bellatrix was trying to fight an evil smile. They had met the most idiotic Dementor on Earth.
"Oh not keep them waiting then!" she said and made to run towards them.
"Wait!" Rodolphus said grabbing her by the cloak. "You need to take them out of here. The prisoners might get jealous."
Bellatrix could be heard chuckling. Rodolphus glanced at her.
"Somewhere exotic? Do you like Madagascar?" he asked raising an eyebrow.
Bellatrix was biting her lip so that she didn?t burst out laughing.
"Oh yes! The climate, the sea!" Demmie said dreamily.
"Fine then! Go girl!" he said pushing her out of the corner.
Demmie appeared on the corner and strode to them. "Hi boys!"
The Aurors turned, surprised, to her. "Dementor!" one of them said slightly panicked.
"Oh, please call me Demmie," she answered giggling and put her arms around them before they could react in any way.
As all of them disappeared silence fell to the corridor. Even the prisoners where staring at the place where a hyper Dementor and a bunch of Aurors once stood.
Rodolphus and Bellatrix and Wormtail who wasn't under the influence of the Imperius anymore, sneaked out of their hiding place and immediately all the prisoners started begging them to be set free.
"Hey Rodolphus! My man! You know I've always liked you!"
"Bellatrix! Do you remember once I have given you my food?"
"What's that bastard Pettigrew doing here? He's alive!"
The Death Eaters all ignored them and walked past their cells with an air of self-importance. They finally reached a cell and Bellatrix smiled evilly at the occupant of the cell.
"Hello, Luci!" she said cheerfully behind the bars to Lucius Malfoy.
Well, I hope you liked it! Or else I will unleash Demmie! Just kidding?She is off to Madagascar now
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