Author's Note: Want to dedicate this chapter to my beta, just because I can. (That, and when I first posted this, it was her 16th birthday... Now, she's going on the big 1-7! (grins) Lurve ya Sarah!)

Disclaimer: Yes, I own WHR, just like I own Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Outlaw Star, Trigun, Gundam Wing… Yet, I have no money. How does that work?

Summary of the last chapter: Jenny and Sarah got transported to WHR-ville and were given anime disguises! An old fart hit on Jenny, and the two girls need a hotel. Why, you may ask? Well, you'll find out in this chapter!

Summary of this chapter: Sarah and Jenny get mugged? And what's this? The STN-J thinks that they're witches! And Jenny's a hacker! This fic keeps on getting weirder and weirder…

Warnings: Don't say that I didn't warn you! Cuz, here I am, warning you! I use some cuss words in here! So, if you just can't handle that sort of stuff, get over it ya big baby. You live in the real world, contrary to popular belief.

"WORDS" (equals) talking

'WORDS' (equals) thinking

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WHO NOSE WHERE THE NOSE GOES?

CHAPTER TWO: MUGGERS, HUNTERS, AND HACKERS

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Walking down the alleyway, Jenny wondered why Sarah had chosen to come down this way. Along the brick and concrete sides of the buildings, dumpsters overflowing with garbage and cardboard boxes made into tiny homes were scattered around. Running a bit since Sarah had moved quite a few feet away from her, Jenny latched onto the older girl's left arm, asking her, "Why are we back here? We could get mugged."

"We won't get mugged." Sarah assured her, freeing her poor arm from the blonde's death grip. Flexing her fingers in an attempt to get the feeling in her hand back, Sarah gulped when she felt a sharp object press into the small of her back.

"Ya money." a gruff voice told her. Somehow getting her suddenly dry mouth to work, Sarah asked him, "What about it?"

"Han et ov'r." a slurred voice said from behind Jenny. Jumping, the blonde felt an arm snake over her shoulder and rest on her chest. Suddenly, the blonde's vision turned red when the offending hand squeezed one of her breasts and the man slurred in her ear, "How d'ya feel 'bout older men sweetie?"

Growling, Jenny quickly bent her knee, kicking as hard as she could behind her. Shocked, the drunken man dropped his arm from across her body in favor of covering his now-probably-bruised little man.

Staring at his fallen comrade, the man behind Sarah forgot that he was SUPPOSED to be mugging the brunette. Taking advantage of his sudden defenselessness, Sarah grabbed a trash can lid and hit the mugger upside the head while Jenny kicked her would-be molester in the head. Once both men were successfully knocked out, Sarah bent down and picked up her mugger's "weapon".

"A butter knife! What the FUCK!" Sarah yelled.

Smoothing her slightly wrinkled clothes, Jenny blinked when she heard some far off voices through Sarah's long stream of curses that would make even the worst anime villain blush.

"So, they ran down this alleyway?"

"Yes. There are two of them. One has a knife, the other smells of sake. Very dangerous."

"Anything else?"

"Yes. They're both wearing black trench coats."

Looking between herself, the two guys and Sarah, Jenny came to the conclusion that the muggers could fit the description. 'Cept, now she and Sarah could ALSO fit the vague descriptions. That creep had breathed on her enough to make her smell like she had been drinking for the past two days straight. And it certainly didn't help matters that Sarah was kicking the muggers with the butter knife in her fist. Sweatdropping, Jenny placed a hand on her friend's shoulder, telling her, "Sarah, we need to get out of here."

"Why?" the girl asked while kicking the perverted drunkard some more.

"Hey! I think they went down this way!" a voice called out definitively. And one that sounded awfully familiar… "Ms. Karasuma, cover me!"

"CRAP!" Sarah exclaimed, dropping the knife and grabbing Jenny by her coat collar, dragging the girl down the alley.

Only a few seconds later, the two hunters came upon the two unconscious guys. Bending down, the woman examined them and said, "These two look like they got caught in the middle of a bad situation. They're just bystanders." Picking up the discarded knife, she said, "I can't get anything from it. Must have not had it long enough."

"Duh! I only had it for five minutes tops!" Sarah whispered.

"Did you hear something?" the guy asked, suddenly looking around the alley. Clamping her hands over Sarah's mouth to keep the girl from talking any more, Jenny anxiously watched from around the corner of the wall that they were behind. The alley they were hiding in just so happened to be a dead end, so they REALLY didn't need to be found and mistaken for a pair of witches. But at the sound of approaching footsteps, Jenny felt her heart jump into her throat and lodge itself there. Right as he was going to turn to look down their alley, a voice crackled over his cell phone. Grabbing the device, he asked, "Yeah, what is it Michael?"

"Send me a picture of the two victims. I'll see if they're witches."

'Duh!' both girls mouthed, but they jumped when the guy took another step towards them and said, "Kay, just a second."

Flipping his phone over so he could take a picture, the Rookie (as Jenny and Sarah so lovingly knew him) sent Michael a picture of the two unconscious guys. Turning his phone back over to its normal position, the girls heard the hunter ask, "So? What's the result?"

"Uhm, those ARE the witches we're after." Michael told them. Sweatdropping, Jenny and Sarah waited for 15 slow and torturous minutes to pass. By that time the factory workers, who loaded the two witches into the van, had replaced the hunters. After driving off from the alleyways, the factory van left behind the two girls in the alley. Watching it drive away onto the main road, the brunette said, "Well, let's get to our hotel!"

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After getting to the "Git 'N Scram Hotel", both girls went into the room that held all the computers. Paying for an hour, Jenny sat in front of the monitor and switched the computer from 'off' to 'on'. While waiting for it to load, the blonde asked, "So, you want me to find the files?"

"Yeah. And any other info that we may need."

"Kay." the blonde said as she over rode the computer's settings. Motioning behind her, Jenny instructed the brunette, "Take care of that, will ya?" Looking behind her, Sarah spotted a camera and nodded. Pulling a chair underneath it, the girl repositioned it so the camera was pointed to look out the window. As a second thought, the brunette even adjusted the lens so that the image would be blurred. Walking back over to the blonde hacker, Sarah sweatdropped as she saw the pages of files already printing and Jenny playing Spider Solitaire. Placing her hands on her hips, the older girl asked, "What are you doing?"

"Playing Spider Solitaire. You?"

"Didn't we pay for an hour?"

"Yeah." Jenny moved her 8 and found that she had no more possible moves. "Crap!" Looking over her shoulder, she asked, "Why?"

"Move over! I'm playing!" Sarah demanded, taking over the computer and starting a new game. "Top Score, here I come!"