Title: Harry and Hermione's Prank

Rated: G

Summary: Harry has been receiving love letters from a secret admirer. Now, he gets to see his admirer for the first time. Well, not really the first time.

Disclaimer: Read chapter 1-5. lol

Author's Note: Here's the 9th chapter! We hope you will enjoy it. The 10th on is on its way!

In the library

"Ron can't stay mad at you forever." Harry said shuffling through a book.

"It's possible." Hermione said fanning through the pages of Magical Mayham.

"Find anything yet?"

"Yeah! This will be the perfect gag to get Ron to talk to us!"

"Let me see."

"Okay, okay!"

Harry reads:

Floating Enchantment #2

Ingredients:

3 snail shells ½ cup sneezing powder

1½ dragon scales 5 unicorn tail hairs

Directions:

Mix in cauldron in boiling water for 5 minutes. Pour into glass jar and put a cork on it to keep in fumes. Let it sit for 10 minutes or until powdery. When powdery, this means it's ready for usage.

To Use

Lightly sprinkle on top of an object or thing while saying the persons first and last name repeatedly.

"Hmm." Harry said thoughtfully.

"Well?" Hermione asked.

"Is it safe to use on him?"

"Yeah, we'll sprinkle it on his books just to enforce it. They'll only nip at him. Some on did this with knifes once, and he ended up killing the guy!"

"As long as there's no knifes involved, it's ok."

"Books, Harry."

"Fine."

"Good. Now, let me copy this into my notebook." After Hermione copied the spell and potion ingredients, her and Harry headed off to their last class of the day with nine minutes to get their stuff.

"I have Defense Against the Dark Arts, so I'll meet you in the common room after, ok?" Hermione said.

"Ok." Harry answered and then left Hermione at her classroom door. Harry, then, headed to his class, Potions with Snape. Harry sat in Potions wondering if the gag would work on Ron. He brought out his though when Snape yelled his name.

"POTTER! YOUR TURN!" Harry stepped up to the cauldron. He knew that they were supposed to make a batch of the healing potion. He just didn't know how. Harry recited the words that were on the board while waving his wand over the cauldron. There was a big puff of pinkish clouds and then the cauldron settled down again.

"I expected better from you, Potter." Snape said. "This is all wrong! It might as well be a death potion! Five points from Gryffindor."

"But –" Harry started to object.

"So you want to make it ten, Mr. Potter?"

"No, sir." Disappointedly, Harry sat back down without another peep. Then, he tried to focus a little bit more.

After Potions Class

"Ok, Harry." Hermione said. "Lets put the plan into action."

"What books though?" Harry asked.

"His books."

"Lets go. We're wasting time." Harry and Hermione walked fast to the common room and grabbed a bunch of Ron's books.

"Good thing Ron isn't here yet." Hermione stated.

"Lucky!" Harry said. Hermione carefully brought the glass jar down from by her bed while Harry grabbed five of Ron's textbooks. They both set the stuff on the floor and sat cross-legged by them.

"Do you want to do it?" Hermione asked Harry.

"No, I think it would work better if you did it." Harry said.

"Ok, here it goes." Hermione said uncorking the jar. "Ronald Weasley, Ronald Weasley…" Hermione kept saying while she sprinkled three handfuls of powder into the books. They waited for only one in a half minutes before the books started to move and flutter around. Harry and Hermione couldn't believe that they accomplished that. Once they were all up in the air and started to get antsy, Hermione opened the portrait for them and they flew towards Ron – wherever he was.

Harry and Hermione waited for seven minutes before they went down to the Great Hall for dinner, half expecting to see Ron glaring at them. When Harry and Hermione got to the Great Hall, they opened the door and saw…