HIIIIII! I thought I would write another chappie, and here I am!

Tea Party

Chapter Two

"AME! GET YOUR SKINNY ASS BACK HERE!" T-Chan yelled at the fleeing cat wolf.

"AAAAAAAH! NO! GO AWAY!" The cat wolf responded, clumsily kicking things out of her way, trying to get to the door.

Pouncing on the cat wolf, t-chan let out a snarl.

"YOU BITCH! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!" T-Chan yelled, pointing to his horns.

"Why no! Why would you think that?" Ame asked innocently, clutching her notebook to her self.

"Well, I don't know....maybe since you're the only one with access to markers!" T-chan yelled angrily, pointing to his rainbow colored horns.

"But! I DIDN'T DO IT!" She shreiked, kicking her legs to get out from underneath that goat thing.

"LIKE HELL YOU DIDN'T!"

scuffling around on the floor, punching, and pulling hair the fight went unnoticed by Pon-chan, and Chris.

'What are they doing?' Chris asked Pon-Chan through his mind.

"There just being stupid. Ame is the only one T-chan's age, and so he has no idea how to act around her. And she's new, and not tamed yet like him. There just working frustration out on each other." Pon-chan said matter-of- fact-ly.

'Oh....they seem to wrestle alot these days...' Chris said shyly.

"Don't worry, there just being stupid." Pon-chan sipped her tea, and her eyes brightened.

"I know! Let's go a play a game! This is what we'll do..."

As Pon-chan wispered into Chris's ear, his eyes widened with excitment, and he nodded eagerly. 'Let's do it!'

Ame snarled at T-chan and slumped into the couch. "You're a bastard goat thing." She said, growling.

"Well excuse me kitty kat." He said haughtily, throwing himself on the floor, still scrubbing at his horns with wet cloth.

"Hey guys! We wanted to serve tea! Were playing resturaunt, and could you be the costomers?" Pon-chan said, jumping up onto the opposite couch of Ame. Chris followed her, looking at T-chan pleadingly.

"Whatever..." T-chan sat up grudingly, and pouted.

Picking up the strangely purple tea, he scowled at it. Drinking it in one gulp, he looked over to Ame, to see her pinch her nose, and do the same.

"Happy now?" He asked.

"YEAH!" Pon-chan raced out of the room happily giggiling, and squealing madly.

"What's that about?" Ame asked, watching the two run away laughing happily.

"I donno know...maybe they...they...wha-"T-chan suddenly couldn't keep his eyes opened, and he fell.

"T-chan?" Ame asked reaching out, but suddenly feeling sleepyiness settle on her like a blanket.

Closing her eyes, she sighed softly, and sank into the chase. Sleeping soundly, just like T-chan slept snoring on the floor.

Pon-chan, and Chris laughed happily as they watched the two quickly fall asleep. Pon-chan had gotten some of the sleeping powder that was saved for incense mixes, and had mixed it into their tea.

Chris took out the rope he had in his small bag, and smiled looking at Pon- chan.

'Time for part B?' He asked, smiling evilly.

"Defenitely." Pon-chan replied smirking with the Tanuki evil that she had.

T-chan woke to the smell of something strangely aromic. It smelled of rain, and lilys, and he sniffed to get a better sample.

Finding his nose meet a head full of hair, he opened his eyes in surprise.

"AME!" He shrieked seeing the cat wolf next to him sleeping.

Her eyes popped open at his yell, and she quickly took in her surroundings, seeing that she was tied to T-chan, while both were tied to a piller in Count D's office/never used room.

She glared at T-chan for no reason at all, and tugged at the ropes that bound them both.

"What's going on? I remeber falling asleep, then....then...nothing..." She looked up in thought, and her eyes froze on the ceiling. Her eyes slowly fell to the door, and she let out a growl.

"Poooooooooooooooooon-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan...." She growled through clenched teeth. T-chan caught on, and he started to snarl as well.

"POOOOOOOOON-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIS!" He yelled fangs lengthening to a frightening length. Ame growled, and snarled with agitation. Her cat/wolf ears leaped back, and she tensed.

"GET OUT HERE RODENTS!" She yelled, trying to loosen the bonds, that tied her so close to the dreaded goat/man....thing....

"Stop yelling! YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!" T-chan yelled.

"WELL! YOUR HURTING MINE!" She yelled back.

Bickering back, and forth, Pon-chan, and Chris smiled, giggling at the mischief that was so fun to cause.

Count D woke up suddenly, at the yell of T-chan, and he immediatly knew that he had fallen asleep.

'Oh dear. I've been slacking again.' he thought sadly. Maybe it was because he was so desprate to dream. Kami's did have the most wonderful, realistic dreams there were.

Count D realized that something smelling familiar was underneath him, but was quite cozy and warm at the same time. He snuggled into it, hugging it like a child would hug a dear old stuffed toy. Hearing a grunt come from underneath him, his eyes popped open, and he looked down. His face was invaded by the sight of a man's chest, with a rather odd American shirt. Almost dreading what he knew he would see, he looked up.

There three inches from his slender nose, was the face of Leon, American Detective.

The Kami sat up, but was quickly pulled back down, by an arm that was wrapped around his waist, and wouldn't let him up.

He looked down to see the Detective's arm around his, and took a closer look. It seemed that the Count's legs were intertwined with the male beneath him, and it suddenly became quite clear.

It looked like he had pulled Orcot underneath him in his sleep, and had kept him pinned with out ever waking up. It was quite possible since he was so strong, and a quite heavy sleeper sometimes.

Count D flushed, for the first time in what would seem years, and he covered his mouth with his hand.

'Dear me, what have I done?'

He quickly scented the air for the scent of blood, or struggle. He didn't notice anything except that the smell of the Detective now permeated the air around them, and his chase. Not to mention his clothing as well, and he gasped in surprise.

The Count looked up and saw his animals, staring at him. He saw humor, adoration, and happiness in every single one's eyes. He lifted a slender eye brow when he heard another yell. This time, from Ame, the newest animal at his store. It seemed to come from the same area as T-chan's did.

Extracting himself from the sleeping Leon, he brushed his Chengnosam of, and went in search for the shrieking pets. He tugged at his collar thinking of what position he had just been in with the detective.

Finding the door to his office, he looked at Chris, and Pon-chan who were laughing, and rolling around on the floor. Waiting for them to notice him, he noticed that Ame's and T-chan's scent were coming from the office.

When Pon-chan finally noticed Count D, she stuttered. "Ma-M-Master! Um...we were...uh..Got to go eat!" Pon-chan said hurriedly, and dragged Chris away by his collar.

Shaking his head at the Tanuki's antics, he unlocked the door with his keys, and stepped in.

Inside was a site to see. There lay Ame, and T-chan, tied up in a bundle to a pillar yelling there heads of at each other. "I SAID I DON'T CARE SHEEP BOY!" Ame yelled, her face purpling.

"WELL YOU SHOULD! WE COULD BE HERE ALL NIGHT YOU ASS! AND I'M A GOAT! NOT A SHEEP!" T-chan yelled back, just as angry.

"GO TO HELL!"

"MEET YOU THERE!"

"Would you two stop yelling, it's quite annoying." Count D said serenly, while his eye brow ticked dangerously.

"Um...hey Count..." Ame said, sweat dropping, and scooting away from the angry looking Kami.

"Hiya Count! Care to get me untied from this wench!" T-chan said happily, looking up innocently at the Kami.

Sighing, the count walked over to the pair, and sliced there bonds with one of his incredibly sharp nails.

"Thanks a ton Count D!" Ame said happily, wagging her tail, and ears, trying to get a circulation going.

"You really need to keep it down when wooing T-chan." Count D said reaprovingly.

"WOOING! ARE YOU NUTS!" T-chan shrieked to the serene Count.

"What's wooing mean?" Ame asked, butting into the conversation.

"It's-"the count started, when T-chan covered the Count's mouth.

"Nothing that concerns you bitch! Go away!" He yelled.

"Fine! You mean sheep!" She yelled as a last retort, storming out of the room, and into the study.

"I'm not wooing the damned cat wolf!" T-chan said loudly to the protesting Count.

"Well, why not? She's your age, and she's nice enough?" He asked, trying to not smile at how fun being a matchmaker was.

"She's not even my species!" he yelled angrily.

"It dosen't matter when you're in your human form T-chan." the Count reminded him gently. "Well, so what! She's a mean bitch, who yells to much!" T-chan argued, storming out of the room, and running off to find Pon-chan and her accomplice to kill both.

The Cat/wolf slinked her way to the sleeping human, and she watched him. He breathed normally, and scowled deeply for a second, then let up. She watched as a myriad of emotions crossed his face, and he settled down again.

She put her nose right up to his face, and inhaled deeply. The scent of cheep shampoo, cigarettes, and cheep beer clung to him.

Underneath that all, she smelled a certain scent. It smelled of honey suckle, and wood smith. She frowned for a moment, and then relaxed. She noticed that the human seemed to start waking, and she wondered what form he would see her in.

She watched as his eyes widened, and then settled on her face.

"Wow...What in- what...you're just a cat....dog...thing." he said.

Here eyes flickered in amusment, he had seen her first as human, then in her animal form. That was quite impressive for a human other than Chris.

She purred, and jumped on him, while tugging at his sleeve.

"Alright, alright, I'll get up." he said, and sat up. Yawning widly, and scratching his head, he noticed something was missing.

"Where's the Count?" he asked himself, or so he thought. Ame leapt to the ground, and barked for him to follow her.

Leon soon caught on, and followed her down into the depths of the Pet Shop.

Kinda stupid ending, but it is almost six pages long people's.....feel lucky! I DO! I LOVE THIS STORY! And MOOSE! AME IS NOT A MARY SUE! SHE IS ANYTHING BUT! She's a mischief maker, and a temperamental, denying, depressive cat/wolf! God lord!