Here is the next installment. Enjoy!
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Episode 1.1 – Anubis for Afternoon Tea
SGC MEETING ROOM . . .
(party decorations long gone but table is still missing. All must sit on pillows. God watches from above. Darla is asleep in her cage.)
GEN. H – I have a new mission for you, so pay attention. The Tokra on planet C3-559774 need your help. They are being attacked by Anubis. Go help them. Now.
DANIEL – sigh. Yes sir. We'll get right on it.
JONAS – I'll have to tape all our shows. Aw man.
SAM – but that means a marathon when we get back!
TEAL'C – indeed.
GATEROOM. . .
(Sam insisted on bringing her Barbie. Daniel couldn't believe what he was doing. Gate turns on.)
EVERYONE – (except Daniel) oooo. . .! ahhhh. . .! ohhh. . .!
DANIEL – let's move out guys!
GOD - /WAIT/
DANIEL – what now? (he was getting really frustrated)
GOD - /I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM/
DANIEL – oh, god. . .
GOD - /EXCUSE YOU/
DANIEL – sorry.
(God finally comes back. They step through the gate. Reach other side. Are immediately shot at. They all turn around and go back home.)
GATEROOM (AGAIN) . . .
(everyone surprised to see them arrive back 30 seconds later.)
GEN. H - What are you doing back so soon. (checks watch.) You haven't even been gone for one minute!
JACK – time travels faster there than here?
GEN. H – oh, okay. Come up for briefing.
(Sam and Teal'c slap hands. Jonas and Jack bumps chests. God cheers. Daniel moans. None of them could believe Gen. H bought it)
SGC MEETING ROOM. . .
(everyone on pillows. God watches from above.)
GEN. H – how'd it go?
SAM – great!
GEN. H – did they all survive?
GOD - /ALL? SURE THAT WOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD GUESS./
(Daniel couldn't believe what he was hearing. But what came next, Daniel was surprised it didn't kill him all over again.)
JONAS – and guess what?
GEN. H – what?
JONAS – Anubis wants to come to afternoon tea tomorrow at six pm.
GEN. H – oh, wow. We better find our table then. God, you and Colonel (Daniel) make the invitations and place cards. Here's a list. Sam, you and Jonas are in charge of finding our table. Teal'c, your in charge of the decorations.
TEAL'C – oh, baby. . .
DANIEL – Sir, we can't do this now! Anubis didn't say that! (Jonas kicks Daniel under the table) Then again, I must not have been in the room.
GEN. H – your right. We can't do it now, it'll go into the time we saved for our Lord of the Rings movie marathon. We'll have to do it first thing in the morning.
JACK – General, what're you doing for the afternoon tea? What should I do?
GEN. H – I'm in charge of hors d'Oeuvres and tarts. You relax.
GOD - /YUM. I HOPE THE TARTS ARE RASPBERRY./
FIRST THING NEXT MORNING. . .
(Daniel and God in the Arts and Crafts room. Jonas and Sam hunting around the building. Teal'c in SGC meeting room. General in kitchen. Jack in the pool.)
ARTS AND CRAFTS ROOM. . .
(art supplies, paper, and glitter everywhere. God is doing place cards. Daniel is doing invitations and envelopes.)
DANIEL – I can't feel my tongue. (he drops the second envelope in the pile of one)
GOD - /STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY. FOR YOURS, SHOULD I PUT YUK-YUK OR YUK-YUK DANIEL/
DANIEL – (not paying attention) Yuk-yuk is fine. . .
GOD - /OKAY THEN. . ./ (does a fancy "yuk-yuk" on the place card)
DANIEL – He wait a minute! (stands up quickly. Glitter flies everywhere)
GOD - /OOOO. . . PRETTY/ (Daniel collapses into chair)
SOMEWHERE ON THE FOURTH FLOOR. . .
(Sam and Jonas looking for table. All lights are off so it's pitch black. They keep bumping things and tripping)
JONAS – why are the lights off again?
SAM – ow! The table glows in the dark.
JONAS – wow! Really? Why?
SAM – for this, in case we lose it.
JONAS – wouldn't it be easier to look with the lights on? Or at least use flashlights?
SAM – where's the fun in that?
JONAS – true. Too true.
SGC MEETING ROOM. . .
(people scuttle around decorating while Teal'c, wearing a tiara, gives orders)
TEAL'C – more balloons in the left upper corner! The banners not straight! More streamers!
RAMDOM PERSON #1 – where should I put the boom box?
TEAL'C – somewhere good.
RANDOM PERSON #2 – what should I do with the candles?
TEAL'C – put them somewhere.
RANDOM PERSON #3 – where shall I put the comfy chair?
TEAL'C – on the ceiling! I want all the furniture on the ceiling!
KITCHEN . . .
(Chef's run around cooking while General, wearing a football helmet, barks orders)
CHEF #1 – we don't have any of that!
GEN. H – fine, they'll have to be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches then.
CHEF #2 – we don't have any jam left because of the jam fight disaster (that's a story I have yet to post for this show!). We only have one kind left.
GEN. H – what kind?
CHEF #2 – gooseberry.
GEN. H – fine then, gooseberry tarts.
CHEF #3 – I can't find the spinach filling.
GEN. H – okay, fill the tomatoes with anchovy paste.
SGC MEETING ROOM, HALF AN HOUR BEFORE ANUBIS IS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE. . .
(all furniture except the boom box and a card table with food on it is on the ceiling. Place cards are taped upside down on the ceiling. Invitations sent out. Food is "punch" (random stuff mixed in water), anchovy filled grape tomatoes, jelly sandwiches (couldn't find the peanut butter) and gooseberry jam tarts. Everyone is waiting)
GOD - /I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET ANUBIS/
DANIEL – he is not coming and you all know that! This is supposed to be afternoon tea. 1)We don't have any tea and 2) it's 5:56 in the evening!
JACK – geez, you're so optimistic aren't you!
SAM – he'll come!
TWO HOURS LATER. . .
SAM – he'll never come! (starts crying)
DANIEL – I told you.
TEAL'C – Now, now, let's try to make the best out of a bad situation.
GEN. H – he's right.
JONAS – yeah. We can have our own afternoon tea without him. There's always next time!
GOD - /YAY! PARTY/
NEAR THE END OF AFTERNOON TEA . . .
GEN. H – I heard it was Aunbis' birthday in a week.
JACK – Hey! We can throw him a surprise party!
SAM – he's bound to show up that time!
(everyone except Daniel already started planning it. As for Daniel, he wished he had never come back from the dead)
Well, how was it? I won't post the third episode until I get reviews to motivate me!