Spoiler: Conspiracy Theory (In authors note)

Okay, I know. It has been like two zillion years since I updated this story. I am so sorry. Although, this chapter is not the best, kinda consider it a filler... no, not a filler. Actually, I am not sure what you would call it.

Anyways, I have recently changed my favorite episode (once again) to Conspiracy Theory! That is like the best episode ever. I loved it. I believe there were some Gabby and Tate hints in that one. Gabby: 1) When Gibbs kissed Abby's finger after she got a cut, she said it felt much better. 2) She called him "her" Silver Haired Fox. Hmm... sounds like a pet name to me. Tate: 1)When Tony asked her about the Catholic School-girl uniform, you know he wanted sex. Although he always wants sex, us Tate people have to look at the Tate side of the plot. 2) The entire episode basically.

I think that my favorite parts had to be the Abby blow-up doll... so funny when Tony took the instruction manual and the part when Kate and Tony sent those e-mails to Gibbs. At least Kate got off the hook, considering she wasn't the only one who now has a sexy picture... ROTFLOL!

This chapter is in Kate's POV. I thought it would work out better that way. Enjoy!

Read and review plz!

"Hey Kate!" Abby yelled from across the bullpen in her normal perky voice. "How was your night?" Abby sounded as if she knew something... something important and secret. Which of course, secrets were dangerous when put in the hands of Abby. She was almost as good with blackmailing people as Tony... almost.

"Hi Abby," I replied a bit nervously. She knows something. What is it?

"Gibbs, may I borrow Kate for a moment? It's very important."

Please say no Gibbs. He'll say no. We have too much work to do.

"Make sure to hurry Abby," I heard Gibbs grumble. Damn you Gibbs. "We have a lot of work to do." Half right. "Which reminds me Abbs... results?"

"Oh yeah. Umm... bring everyone down to my lab in about fifteen minutes," Abby said hurriedly, pulling me out of the bullpen.

"Abby, what the hell is going on?" I asked. By this point, I was getting very scared.

"Not here. Wait until we're down in my lab." Okay, now... I was freaked out beyond reason. Abby usually has no issue with telling stuff to the world. This had to be big and truth be told, it scared the hell out of me.

Down in the lab, I sat stagnantly, awaiting my fate. I watched as Abby ran over to her computer and turned on some light rock music. Well, at least I could assume that she wasn't mad at me. Although, I wouldn't be sure what she could be mad at me for. She stared at me for a minute. I was fidgiting, something she reveled in. I hardly ever fidgited and when I did, Abby loved it. Finally, she pulled out the stool opposite me and sat down.

"I can't believe you did it!" Abby yelled.

"What are you talking about?" I queried. "I haven't done anything wrong." At least nothing I can remember... unless. No, she can't know.

"Oh, I didn't say it was wrong. You know that smirk Tony wears on his face?"

Why did she just change the subject? What did this have to do with smirking? "Which one?" I laughed, trying to play along.

"The one that says something like, 'I just got totally laid.' That one?"

"Yeah, I know the one." I was so lost. Where is all this going?

"That's the one he decided to wear to work today."

"Are you going somewhere with this Abbs?" I asked impatiently. I was confused, totally and completely confused.

"Everyone knows that you and Tony are together and he doesn't go around sleeping with just anybody. Okay... that was like the biggest lie I've ever told," Abby joked.

"You think I slept with Tony?" I can't believe she would think that. Although it was true, I wasn't about to let her know it. "He is probably only smirking like that to make everyone think that I had sex with him last night," I said, trying extremely hard to cover the truth.

"Oh, Tony's smirk isn't what gave it away Kate. It was yours!" Abby pointed her finger at me accusingly.

Was she actually suggesting that I have a smirk? "What? I don't have a sex smirk!" I couldn't believe she was saying I have a sex smirk.

"Yes you do. The first time you had sex with Harrison you wore that, 'I am so happy. I had amazing sex last night' smirk." I have that kind of smirk? I told her the first time I had sex with Harrison? I thought for a minute. Hmm... guess I did tell her. Abby continued her talking. "So how was Tony? Good, great?"

"Amazing," I blurted out before I could stop myself. I put my hand over my mouth. "Shit!"

"That good huh?"

"You tricked me," I whined. "That's so not fair!"

"Oh don't be such a baby. Besides, life is not fair. So... details Kate. Details!"

I gave Abby a crazy stare. Since when did she become so interested in my sex life. She had her own. Well, McGee was so young. He couldn't range very high on the sex scale. I couldn't believe that they were still together. "You are really that interested in my sex life?" I watched as the look on her face didn't change. Well, I had planned on telling her eventually. "I won't give you details Abbs, but I will tell you that now," I paused, trying to think of the right words to describe what I wanted to say.

"Now what?" Abby asked curiously.

"That now..." I paused again. "Having sex with any other man, no matter how much sex appeal he had, would be a disappointment."

"Any man?" Abby inquired, making sure she heard me right.

"Any man," I reciterated. I wanted to leave no room for doubt. Deep down, I had a feeling that Tony was the man for me.

"Even George Clooney?"Abby sounded shocked. We had this whole inside thing about George Clooney. Mostly that he was one of the hottest men alive, even though he was kind ofold.

I thought for a minute. George Clooney... wonder how he is in bed? "Well, now that you mention it... even George Clooney," I giggled.

All the sudden I heard somebody clear their throat. Oh shit! "Even George Clooney Kate? I don't understand what women find so sexy about him," Tony deadpanned. I was in shock. However longthe teamhad been standing there, they had apparently heard the last few minutes of a very private conversation.

Hope you liked. I am going to try to update again very soon. I am not planning on posting the sequel to Facial Features until I have this story and The Blame finished.

Oh, and if there are actually girls out there who don't find George Clooney just a little bit sexy... are you nuts?