It's different from my usual work… Much different…
"Stupid… Girly… Skirt-like… Thingie… Hate it… Kill mother… Wait till I-oof"
Johnny bumped into someone. When he looked up, he stared into the crimson eyes of…
"HIWATARI!"
Kai rose an eyebrow when he saw what Johnny was wearing.
"A kilt?"
His face faulted, before… He bursted into laughter.
"This isn't funny!" Johnny yelled.
Then he remembered something…
"You can laugh!"
"Doh." Kai made a talk-to-the-hand movement.
"Kid… You should really stay away from Tyson…" Johnny muttered sweat dropping.
"Why? He's okay. Says he loves me and all, but he's okay." Kai said bluntly.
"Errr… Right…" Johnny said sweat dropping.
Johnny's POV:
WHAT! TYSON AND KAI! NONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME! Okay… Breath Johnny, breath. Breath in… Breath out… Breath in… Breath out… Breath, breath, breath. OMG! KAI DISMISSED HIS SHIRT! I get why, it's awfully hot in here. Oh, wait… It's 12 decrees below zero. Then why am I sweating? Wow… He can stand in the cold without a shirt? Oh yeah, I remember, he grew up in Russia. It's colder there. Wow… Where is that scarf? Drool Drool Drool
Kai's POV:
Why is he staring at me like that? Is thsomesomething on my face? OH NO! I HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN MY TEETH! Wait… He can't see my teeth… AH! MY HAIR! IT PROBABLY HAS KNOTS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Normal POV:
Kai and Johnny looked at each other coolly, before Kai said;
"Johnny… Your kilt moved up…"
Johnny looked down.
Johnny's POV:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I TOLD YOU YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR SOMETHING UNDER IT!
Normal POV:
Kai smirked.
"Don't worry, I've seen smaller."
Johnny blushed.
"You do not talk about this to anyone." He hissed.
"Why don't we get up first so you can do your skirt like it's supposed to?" Kai asked.
"It's a kilt, not a skirt." Johnny scowled as they got up.
"If it looks like a hydra, moves like a hydra, sounds like a hydra, and smells like a hydra, it's an elephant." Kai said with another talk-to-the-hand movement.
Johnny sweat dropped.
"Yeah… Right… Whatever you say… I really have to get going now…"
Johnny turned his back to Kai as to walk away, but the latter pulled the kilt up for everyone to see.
Johnny blushed
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"
THE END