The official proof that Mika is on Coca-Cola is here. This one-shot came as Anzu, Sora and I were stuck in the back seat of the car and Sora…well, just read.
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The only chapter of…
My Toast and I
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"That's the office!" 007 cried. His teammates dashed toward him. It had all lead up to this single moment: they were standing in front of Black Ghost's office.
009 kicked the door in and the rest of the cyborgs held their guns out.
Inside was an ebony wood desk, but it was empty. 004 dashed in ahead of the others, and quite by accident, opened a door.
"What are you doing in my office?" A tall, masked, black figure demanded. 007 nearly jumped out of his skin, then nearly passed out with laughter.
It was Black Ghost, most definitely. But he held two pieces of toast in his hands. Both were smeared with yellow butter, but they could not hide the toast's true colors. All the cyborgs were in stitches, and Black Ghost moved over to his desk to sigh.
"Okay, you found my secret out. I'll make a deal with you." Black Ghost said once 003's final giggle had died away.
"That is…?" 002 asked.
"If you don't tell anyone, you can get out of here and I'll pretend to be dead." Black Ghost said. "Please, I'm begging you. People will think that I've gone soft if they find out about this…"
"Okay then, you have a deal." 009 shook on it. "But set off a few bombs to make it look good."
Black Ghost sighed in relief as he let the cyborg's leader's hand go. "No one will ever find out that I like black toast."
009 snickered in his mind. You wish…
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I told you…but noooooo! Hope you enjoyed the toast!