Disclaimer: Ok.. This is FAN FICTION... FAN-FIC-TION! There is a reason that it's not called
FAMOUS WRITERS FICTION! I hate damn disclaimers.
A/N: Thanks everyone for the reviews.
Blue-Dreamz: Thanks I'm glad you like it.
Ace Fyre: Yes it is good to hear it twice... and three times for that matter. Oh hell, I could
listen to it all day! HE HE!
preciousonee: ....::smirks evily, laughs like a maniack (SP?)::...... There's a catch I swear!
::Laughs some more::
hermione31: Thanks, but it's not all me. Alot of it is things I think up off the top of my head,
but alot of it is also things I hear someone say, like Kragey (Renee) for instence. Thank you
though! ::BIG HUG::
Cute-Kitty: Thanks
dracosgurl_chrissy: I was really hyper tonight so don't ask me where that came from. As for the
way I deal with flaimers... well, I kinda lost my temper. I do that from time to time... Sorry,
oh and 'GO FRISK A COW' is one of my favorite sayings. Me and my friends were sitting there talking
about something when we got into an arguement and one of them (Kendra) said "God Alyssa, Go Frisk
A Cow!" It was really funny.
DanceChic0869: Yes, well, I'm dying to write it... but I can't just yet because I'd feel bad,
and start crying.
THANK YOU TO MEG FOR TELLING ME HOW TO SPELL ZAMBINI!
Is Susan Bones in Hufflepuff? Oh well, she is now. Zach Stuwert, Josh Wonk, and Caitlin Bozo are
based on my friends, who without I would never make it through school. Josh has the smallest hands
in the world! Not really but they are really small and I have an obsession, so sue me. No those
aren't their real last names I didn't change them completely, I just messed them up a little.
=/\_/\=
After dinner they had a Prefects/Heads meeting in the Prefect Quarters. Hermione and
Draco knew the password to their common room as well as their own. (Did I name the prefects in
this story? No?) The Prefects were Blaise Zambini and Kyle Wigglelybug (please don't ask!)
from Slytherin, Ginny Weasley and Josh Wonk from Gryffindor, Susan Bones and Zach Stuwert from
Hufflepuff, and Caitlin Bozo and Zash Berstuwenk (I love my creativity!).
Hermione and Draco came to the portrit of the bubble yum duck, and said the password
'Crackers are yummy' (Hey I am looking at a pack of bubble yum and eating crackers so there!) and
went in. Everyone was there already.
"Ok," said Draco, "We are here to discuss the balls we will be holding this year. We
are having a Comming Back dance at the end of next week,"
"A Halloween Ball, on Halloween. Noting for Christmas, hmm... I wonder why... Oh well, and
a Valentinesday Ball." Hermione finished for him.
Draco smirked. She was clueless, to the fact that she was totally clueless as to why they
were not haveing anything for Christmas.
"We are going to start with the Comeing Back dance, it will be held next Friday, (It was
Tuesday) not to be confused with this Friday. We will need you to put up the decorations, post
flyers in your house common rooms. It will be muggle dress. Hermione and I will pick out the
music and the food." he paused and looked at Zash, as his hand shot up in the air. "Yes, Zash,
there will be crackers." he put his hand down.
"We'll plan the later balls when they come around. That is all." said Hermione sweetly.
"YES! DO THE CRACKER DANCE!" yelled Zash. He, Josh, Zach, Caitlin, Ginny, and Blaise
jumped out of their chairs and stuck out their butts. They shook them furiously while chanting,
"DO THE CRACKER DANCE!" in unison.
"That is soooooooo immature." stated Kyle.
"It's the cracker dance." said Draco joining in.
"I guess you just have to like crackers." sighed Hermione, attempting to do it as well.
Soon the whole room, with the exception of Kyle was doing the cracker dance.
"Cracker's rule and you know it! Don't try to hide it show it." sang Zash.
"Stand up proud, and lift your head high, cause crakers can take you as high as the sky!"
Josh sung, waveing his tiny hands in the air.
They sung and did the cracker dance for about twenty minutes until they were all laughing
so hard they couldn't breathe. They collapsed onto the floor.
"That's a catchy song!" piped Hermione.
"Do the cracker dance, do the cracker dance, do the cracker dance. Cracker's rule and you
know...." Draco started to sing, but was interrupted by a punck in the arm.
"Don't start. I'll be singing that in my sleep." said Hermione.
"Sorry, miss snooty pants." said Draco earning himself another slap in the arm.
"I'd hit you harder if I didn't know you were kidding." she said.
"Who said I was kidding?"
"So you weren't kidding?" said Hermoine in mock anger.
"No, what are you gunna do about it?"
"I'm gunna beat you down. You know I can, Ginny, need you refresh his memory?" Hermione
turned to Ginny and grinned.
"No, please don't! I'll be haveing nightmares about Renee dressed as catwoman, trying to
kill me agian. Please don't refresh!" Draco pleaded. (Sorry Renee, it just popped into my head)
"Who's Renee?" asked Caitlin
"Would she date me?" asked a way to over excited Zash.
"No Renee wouldn't date you," replyed Draco firmly, "But she'd give you a good kick
in the balls if you asked."
"Draco!" Hermione scolded.
"Sorry."
After a long conversation about how Renee would look dressed as a cracker, Hermione
and Draco went back to their common room.
"'Mione?" Draco asked.
"Yeah?"
"Wanna take a walk around the lake or something?"
"Sure, hold on a sec."
"Alright Love."
So Hermione and Draco went for a walk around the lake. They were about halfway around it
when Draco stopped Hermione.
"You know I love you right?" asked Draco. Hermione nodded. "Good. Just makeing sure."
"What will your dad think?" asked Hermione.
"He'd probably be happy. He's gone soft. My mum's always been a softie. They had muggles
over dureing the summer. I wasn't there of course. I was with you."
"I love you Draco." she said and she kissed him.
"Who are you going to the dance with?" Draco asked. He obviously knew the answer, he just
wanted to hear her say it.
"Are you asking me?"
"Mabey."
"Then I must tell you, I'm taken."
Draco raised an eyebrow. "By who?"
"Well, I wouldn't want you to kill him so I won't say his name. He isn't in Gryffindor,
he has beautiful grey eyes, his smile is the sweetest thing on this earth, I mean, even sweeter
then sugar quills."
Draco 'awww'ed at her.
"He smell's really good. No I mean, REALLY GOOD! His hair is brown...."
"WHAT?" Draco yelled shocked.
"Calm down, I was kidding! Now where was I? Oh yes, some how, I ended up in his robe
this morning. Any guesses?"
Draco kissed her. When they broke apart Hermione smiled.
"Let's go get some crackers." Draco suggested. And they did.
When they were finished with the crackers they fell asleep in Draco's bed, and they didn't
forget to set the alarmclock.
FAMOUS WRITERS FICTION! I hate damn disclaimers.
A/N: Thanks everyone for the reviews.
Blue-Dreamz: Thanks I'm glad you like it.
Ace Fyre: Yes it is good to hear it twice... and three times for that matter. Oh hell, I could
listen to it all day! HE HE!
preciousonee: ....::smirks evily, laughs like a maniack (SP?)::...... There's a catch I swear!
::Laughs some more::
hermione31: Thanks, but it's not all me. Alot of it is things I think up off the top of my head,
but alot of it is also things I hear someone say, like Kragey (Renee) for instence. Thank you
though! ::BIG HUG::
Cute-Kitty: Thanks
dracosgurl_chrissy: I was really hyper tonight so don't ask me where that came from. As for the
way I deal with flaimers... well, I kinda lost my temper. I do that from time to time... Sorry,
oh and 'GO FRISK A COW' is one of my favorite sayings. Me and my friends were sitting there talking
about something when we got into an arguement and one of them (Kendra) said "God Alyssa, Go Frisk
A Cow!" It was really funny.
DanceChic0869: Yes, well, I'm dying to write it... but I can't just yet because I'd feel bad,
and start crying.
THANK YOU TO MEG FOR TELLING ME HOW TO SPELL ZAMBINI!
Is Susan Bones in Hufflepuff? Oh well, she is now. Zach Stuwert, Josh Wonk, and Caitlin Bozo are
based on my friends, who without I would never make it through school. Josh has the smallest hands
in the world! Not really but they are really small and I have an obsession, so sue me. No those
aren't their real last names I didn't change them completely, I just messed them up a little.
=/\_/\=
After dinner they had a Prefects/Heads meeting in the Prefect Quarters. Hermione and
Draco knew the password to their common room as well as their own. (Did I name the prefects in
this story? No?) The Prefects were Blaise Zambini and Kyle Wigglelybug (please don't ask!)
from Slytherin, Ginny Weasley and Josh Wonk from Gryffindor, Susan Bones and Zach Stuwert from
Hufflepuff, and Caitlin Bozo and Zash Berstuwenk (I love my creativity!).
Hermione and Draco came to the portrit of the bubble yum duck, and said the password
'Crackers are yummy' (Hey I am looking at a pack of bubble yum and eating crackers so there!) and
went in. Everyone was there already.
"Ok," said Draco, "We are here to discuss the balls we will be holding this year. We
are having a Comming Back dance at the end of next week,"
"A Halloween Ball, on Halloween. Noting for Christmas, hmm... I wonder why... Oh well, and
a Valentinesday Ball." Hermione finished for him.
Draco smirked. She was clueless, to the fact that she was totally clueless as to why they
were not haveing anything for Christmas.
"We are going to start with the Comeing Back dance, it will be held next Friday, (It was
Tuesday) not to be confused with this Friday. We will need you to put up the decorations, post
flyers in your house common rooms. It will be muggle dress. Hermione and I will pick out the
music and the food." he paused and looked at Zash, as his hand shot up in the air. "Yes, Zash,
there will be crackers." he put his hand down.
"We'll plan the later balls when they come around. That is all." said Hermione sweetly.
"YES! DO THE CRACKER DANCE!" yelled Zash. He, Josh, Zach, Caitlin, Ginny, and Blaise
jumped out of their chairs and stuck out their butts. They shook them furiously while chanting,
"DO THE CRACKER DANCE!" in unison.
"That is soooooooo immature." stated Kyle.
"It's the cracker dance." said Draco joining in.
"I guess you just have to like crackers." sighed Hermione, attempting to do it as well.
Soon the whole room, with the exception of Kyle was doing the cracker dance.
"Cracker's rule and you know it! Don't try to hide it show it." sang Zash.
"Stand up proud, and lift your head high, cause crakers can take you as high as the sky!"
Josh sung, waveing his tiny hands in the air.
They sung and did the cracker dance for about twenty minutes until they were all laughing
so hard they couldn't breathe. They collapsed onto the floor.
"That's a catchy song!" piped Hermione.
"Do the cracker dance, do the cracker dance, do the cracker dance. Cracker's rule and you
know...." Draco started to sing, but was interrupted by a punck in the arm.
"Don't start. I'll be singing that in my sleep." said Hermione.
"Sorry, miss snooty pants." said Draco earning himself another slap in the arm.
"I'd hit you harder if I didn't know you were kidding." she said.
"Who said I was kidding?"
"So you weren't kidding?" said Hermoine in mock anger.
"No, what are you gunna do about it?"
"I'm gunna beat you down. You know I can, Ginny, need you refresh his memory?" Hermione
turned to Ginny and grinned.
"No, please don't! I'll be haveing nightmares about Renee dressed as catwoman, trying to
kill me agian. Please don't refresh!" Draco pleaded. (Sorry Renee, it just popped into my head)
"Who's Renee?" asked Caitlin
"Would she date me?" asked a way to over excited Zash.
"No Renee wouldn't date you," replyed Draco firmly, "But she'd give you a good kick
in the balls if you asked."
"Draco!" Hermione scolded.
"Sorry."
After a long conversation about how Renee would look dressed as a cracker, Hermione
and Draco went back to their common room.
"'Mione?" Draco asked.
"Yeah?"
"Wanna take a walk around the lake or something?"
"Sure, hold on a sec."
"Alright Love."
So Hermione and Draco went for a walk around the lake. They were about halfway around it
when Draco stopped Hermione.
"You know I love you right?" asked Draco. Hermione nodded. "Good. Just makeing sure."
"What will your dad think?" asked Hermione.
"He'd probably be happy. He's gone soft. My mum's always been a softie. They had muggles
over dureing the summer. I wasn't there of course. I was with you."
"I love you Draco." she said and she kissed him.
"Who are you going to the dance with?" Draco asked. He obviously knew the answer, he just
wanted to hear her say it.
"Are you asking me?"
"Mabey."
"Then I must tell you, I'm taken."
Draco raised an eyebrow. "By who?"
"Well, I wouldn't want you to kill him so I won't say his name. He isn't in Gryffindor,
he has beautiful grey eyes, his smile is the sweetest thing on this earth, I mean, even sweeter
then sugar quills."
Draco 'awww'ed at her.
"He smell's really good. No I mean, REALLY GOOD! His hair is brown...."
"WHAT?" Draco yelled shocked.
"Calm down, I was kidding! Now where was I? Oh yes, some how, I ended up in his robe
this morning. Any guesses?"
Draco kissed her. When they broke apart Hermione smiled.
"Let's go get some crackers." Draco suggested. And they did.
When they were finished with the crackers they fell asleep in Draco's bed, and they didn't
forget to set the alarmclock.