WARNING: Koros89 is a lazy bastard and hasn't beta'ed anything so far.
Disclaimer: I don't own DragonBall. Fuck off.
ON WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER!
The Legendary Super Saiyan
It has been over 3,000 years since the day that Goku became a super saiyan and defected the pansy ass bitch known as Freeza. In this day of age, all the people of the planet known as Earth are saiyans at this time. It is also a time of war between the earth and a new warrior race, and after ten years the war is at a stale mate… until one day when a legend returned.
"I've had enough of these fuckers!" said a young man angrily.
"Calm down Turack or they'll find us!" said Turack's father.
"I can't! I'm too fucking pissed off! I can't hold it in!" yelled Turack.
As he yelled a yellow aura came around Turack's body, his hair began to fly into the air and turn golden, the pupil and the iris of his eye turned to a blue-green color. As this happened, the enemy turned towards him, ready to kill this new super saiyan. His father falls back as he says, "Turack you've be…. become a super saiyan!" As his eyes widened.
The alien aiming ki balls at him Turack just said, "No you fucking don't." Launching two incredibly large ki balls at them blowing them to bits as soon as their intestines hit the ground Turack flew off killing the entire alien race. When he was done he flew off into space with and ki shield letting him have oxygen in outer space.
Else ware on the earth a young saiyan who was around in his teens ran up to a group of green aliens yelling, "Piccalo, Piccalo II, Denday the enemy has been defeated!"
"We know", said Piccalo, "we felt a tremendous ki earlier, what the fuck was it!"
"It was a super saiyan!" said the young man.
"What a super saiyan you sure?" Piccalo asked.
"I'm fucking sure Piccalo" the young man insisted.
"Ok this if fucking getting on my nerves, Jakorot only I can say fuck! Once you've lived for over three fucking thousand years then you can say fuck, do you fucking under stand me! Don't say fuck in front of me or I'll fuck you up you fucking idiot!" Piccalo yelled.
"Ok I get yah", Jakorot was saying and under his breath he says, "fuck."
"What was that you fucking pussy!" Piccalo demanded.
"Nothing, nothing." Jakorot said meekly.
"Now Denday you can read minds better than me, is Turack going to become a crazy ass bitch like Brolly?" Piccalo asked in concern.
"Just give me a sec." Denday said, "it's hard to tell but I would have to say he will probably go crazy and try and kill us all like Brolly tried millenniums ago."
"Fuck this is bad, since no one knows how to become a super saiyan any more." Piccalo said angrily.
"Ok slow down, what the fuck are you guys talking about?" Jakorot demanded.
"First, what the fuck did I say just a few minuets ago? Second, Goku, Vegita, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks were not Legendary Super Saiyans it was a monster know as Brolly, and if we didn't kill him he would have killed off the entire universe, his power seemed to have no bounds, and it was a stroke of luck that we killed him." Piccalo said.
"That's some fucked up shit Piccalo." Jakorot said.
"Excuse me but did I just hear the word fuck out of your mouth?" Piccalo demanded.
"No." Jakorot said meekly, like his balls were just put into a vice.
"Good, now we need to warn every one on the earth that Turack may return and kill them all" Piccalo says seeing Jakorot looking into space, ", ARE YOU FUCKING LISENING TO ME!"
"Yeah, yeah I got you warn every one because of the super saiyan, got it!" Jakorot says running off the look out flying towards his home.
Flying home he warned the masses of people to train telling them it was from the mouth of Piccalo. As he flies he sees one of his old time friends Jutory sitting by him self and Jakorot yells, "Hay Jutory! A super saiyan may destroy the earth hurry up and train with me!"
"I'll be dare later man." Jutory, a Jamaican saiyan, says unenthusiastically.
"Ok but hurry the fuck up." Jakorot said.
Jakorot flying away from Jutory was now a great deal away, when Jutory said to him self, "Man what is he tinken I'm just gona sit hear and smoke me bong." Then Jutory thinks and says, "Wait man no earth means no weed! I beta get training man or me passion may be destroyed!"
Back to Jakorot he had returned home seeing his long time child hood friend and his father ready to train for the potential danger to the earth. "Ok guys you ready to train to kick some super saiyan ass!" Jakorot's father asked.
"Fuck yah!" Jakorot and his friend, Dogoty, said loudly and proudly.
"Hay Jakorot, we better keep that temper of yours down though." Dogoty stated.
"What the fuck do you mean I don't have a fucking temper!" Jakorot yelled.
"Don't fucking lie think back to when we were little kids dumb ass." Dogoty insisted.
Thinking back Jakorot began to remember as a voice begins to shout, "What the fuck you looking at you little pussy! Get the fuck over hear so I can kick you god damn ass!" a man began to yell.
"Daddy you've been drinking please don't yell." A young Dogoty says.
"What the fuck did you say! I can't believe that my only son is a descries to all saiyans!" the man yelled ready to blow Dogoty's head off with a ki ball.
Suddenly there was some one yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was a young Jakorot flying towards Dogoty's shit faced father. Smashing into him headfirst Dogoty's father was on the ground coughing blood.
"That little fuck I'll kill him!" yelled Dogoty's father in rage.
After saying that Jakorot makes swift punches and kicks to the body of the old drunk forcing the body into the ground. And finally Jakorot formed an enormous ki ball in his hand witch obviously had one purpose, to kill Dogoty's father in one blast.
Dogoty seeing this ran towards Jakorot with tears in his eyes yelling, "What are you doing! Stop he's my dad I don't want him to die!"
Jakorot finally able to calm down shot the ki ball at the ground and said, "I hope you fucking rot in hell you cock."
It pans back to the present age with Jakorot sating in his defense, "Hay I stopped didn't I? Plus it takes a lot more to piss me off knower days."
"Sure what ever you say." Dogoty said and under his breath he said, "Fucking liar."
"And what the fuck is that suppose to mean, fuck face!" Jakorot asked angrily.
"Nothing, I'm just thinking you could get motivation for you anger if you just looked at your dick, since it's so small and all." Dogoty said insultingly.
"Fuck you!" Jakorot yelled angrily, "If you want to insult me you better back it up with fighting me, just remember ass ramming is against the rules I know that's hard for you and all just keep that in mind." Jakorot said as a come back.
"Fine lets fucking go bitch!" Dogoty yelled.
And a battle soon ensues the insult exchange with fast punches and kicks towards each other the battle raged on for quite some time but as the combatants continued the fight it became increasingly clear that Jakorot was going to be the victor. The reason being that as the battle continued Jakorot's power increased but Dogoty's power slowly decreased. Now out of breath Dogoty huffs and puffs can we take a break already?"
"Damn Dogoty your pretty fucking weak, I thought you would last munch longer." Jakorot said mockingly.
"I can't help it if you look down your pants and get motivation to fight me Jack-off-a -lot." Dogoty said as a come back to Jakorot's petty insult.
"Fuck you Dogoty fuck you, but wait you would fucking enjoy that wouldn't you." Jakorot yells back.
The battle continues for a short wile longer but Dogoty's strength fails him as one knee touches the ground with him gasping for air as he found out he is no mach for Jakorot. Jakorot helps Dogoty up as they have a good laugh about the fight when suddenly they hear, "Hay fags! You done playing ass bang under the covers, or do you need more time cause I can wait."
Looking up they see that it is Jakorot's father, who was now talking the smack. The two fly up saying, "You must have us confused with your catholic priest friend."
Knowing that the two were implying something Jakorot's father flew head on to whip their Asses into place.
Now that our newfound heroes have been warned about the legendary super saiyan will their training be enough to keep him at bay if Turack will return? And will they have time to train with all the fucking insults they have been throwing at each other? Find out next time on Dragon Ball M.