WARNING: Koros89 is a lazy bastard and hasn't beta'ed anything so far.

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ON WITH THE SECOND CHAPTER!

The Return

Last time on Dragon Ball M a super saiyan ended a ten-year war between the earth and an evil alien race. But unfortunately for the earth and its inhabitants Turack's departure from the earth gave Denday predicted threw his telepathy that Turack would become like Brolly, the first legendary super saiyan in DBZ. So now the saiyan race has trained for three years since that day.

"Sir's a super saiyan has landed twenty miles west of Satan city!" Said a man.

"So he's back huh. Well dad lets go see if he went off the fucking deep end like Denday said he would." An older Jakorot said.

"Sure hopefully we won't have to kick the fucking pussy's ass." Jakorot's father said.

"Yeah hopefully." Jakorot responded with a smirk on his face.

The father son duo flew towards the last known sighting of the legendary super saiyan. Then a sense of surprise came over Jakorot and his father, Jakorot says to his father in surprise, "Jesus Christ! That ki is fucking huge."

"Yeah we must be close to the fucker now." Jakorot's father responded.

The two saiyans flew for a few more minutes when they now see Turack. Turack, in his super saiyan form, turns around with a grin on his face saying, "Hello there, if you have come to meet me then you must want to die. I can please that wish for you, you stupid saiyan fucks!"

A battle quickly ensues with Jakorot and his father launching hundreds upon thousands of ki balls directly at Turack each one of them hitting their mark. The wait in the air to see if the super saiyan is defeated, the smoke clears and it is obvious that Turack was still alive. Jakorot with rage in his face yells, "So Turack's not such a fucking little bitch after all!"

Turack floats up in to the air as he says; "It's not Turack any more now it is Brolly, after the great super saiyan that came before me. And now his great power belongs to me."

A large yellow, fiery aura comes around Brolly as he charges up. Yelling his power blows Jakorot and his father back as they watch in terror how powerful this adversary was. Jakorot's eyes now the size of diner plates squeaks out, "We can't give up! Lets get this fucker dad!"

The duo fly towards Brolly head first throwing lightning fast punches and kicks towards their adversary. Their frustration grew and grew as they saw that none of their attacks were hitting Brolly. Jakorot now incredibly discouraged yells, "That's it! I'm going to use one of our most ancient attacks! Ka…Ma…Ha…Ma…HA!"

The blue ki beam fires directly out of Jakorot's hand and this attack hits its mark. But just like before Brolly stands on the ground with out even a scratch on him. "Damn it how the fuck can I hurt Fucking Turack!" Jakorot said to him self.

A frown came across Brolly's face as he yelled, "It's Brolly you stupid Fucker!"

Brolly flies up and dose a double-handed pile drive to Jakorot, forcing Jakorot to smash into the ground. Brolly begins to yell again gathering an immense amount of ki; trees rip from the ground and begin to fly in the air, boulders fly as well and shatter under Brolly's immense power.

Jakorot's father quickly flies to the rescue and dose a fast ki filled punch into Brolly's face sending him to the ground. Brolly getting up as fast as lighting ki blasts Jakorot's father to the ground. Seeing Jakorot on the ground Brolly flies up and head buts him back and finishes the graceful move with a spinning back kick.

Jakorot lands in a forest rubbing the back of his head saying, "That Fucking HURT! We will kill you Brolly!"

Jakorot's father landing behind his son makes a chopping action knocking his son unconscious saying, "Sorry Jakorot, but if you got killed by him I would never forgive my self, hopefully you'll forgive me…someday."

Flying off to battle Jakorot's father yells at Brolly, "Hay you fucking Pussy are you ready to fucking fight?"

Brolly enraged by this comment blindly follows Jakorot's father not noticing that Jakorot himself was not there. The two combatants were now hovering over a desolate land with no known saiyan life there at the moment. Jakorot's father now enraged at the super saiyan began to form a light blue fiery aura around him, his hair began to stand up as he yelled, "You're a disgrace to all saiyans! Your fucking ego makes you kill your own kind, are you fucking high or something! You're not worthy to be a super saiyan Turack!"

Brolly now has anger in his eyes yelling back up to Jakorot's father, "My name is Brolly you Fucker!" Now flying at Jakorot's dad at full speed ready to throw a powerful punch but Jakorot's father moves out of the way making Brolly miss, "What! How can this be I never fucking miss." Yelling as he is incredibly angry at him self.

"Shut up you winy pussy. I guess you are a waist of saiyan blood after all Turack." Jakorot's father said with a smirk on his face.

"Shut the fuck up! I wont miss this time… do you fucking hear me!" Brolly yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Shut up you little pansy ass bitch you talk too much." Jakorot's father said mockingly.

"I will fucking kill you!" Brolly yelling with his eyes beginning to be engulfed in flames.

Jakorot's father musters up all his energy and throws his fist at Brolly's face smashing him into the ground. The earth under the super saiyans body is smashed from the impact as Jakorot's father flying above Brolly says; "Now the grand finally super fuck. Sorry that I have to kill you before you could get ass rammed by a guy, I know that's something you wanted very badly."

Jakorot's father firing a mass of ki balls at Brolly the earth begins to crumble even more and a gigantic mushroom cloud forms after the massive assault Jakorot's father believes he has won the fight. Great joy consumes him as he laughs hysterically yelling, "waist of saiyan blood bitch, you were just a waist of fucking saiyan blood."

The laughter continued but then the smoke cleared and the super saiyan was still standing. Surprise came over Jakorot's dad's face and sweat began to drip off his face. But he knew he could not give up so he shoots another ki ball and fires it straight at Brolly's face. The ki ball makes a small cut on Brolly's face, Brolly begins to get angry and then he sees that he is bleeding. Brolly licks off the blood that was dripping off his cheek and he smiles for some odd reason or another and says, "It makes my mouth tingle with good ness when I taste true saiyan blood."

"You're a sick little bitch you know that Brolly!" Jakorot's dad said.

Brolly seemed unfazed by this comment, now flying up to Jakorot's father with a great big smile on his face. The two-saiyan warriors are face to face, Brolly rears his hand back and throws it forward tearing threw skin and flesh and shattering bone Brolly rears his hand back again holding Jakorot's father's heart, with all the veins attached, wile the heart is still beating. Brolly has an enormous smile on his face saying, "Your pulls has quickened, are you afraid of me? No that can't be, that's impossible I'm just a waist of saiyan blood isn't that right?"; Brolly takes a lick of the heart still throbbing in his hands, Brolly's smile soon turned into a frown as he says, "your saiyan blood is impure. So you are the waist of saiyan blood not me. You don't disserve life so I'll take it from you, and trust me I'll enjoy this very much."; Brolly squeezes the heart slowly and after approximately forty seconds of pure pain for Jakorot's father, the pain was ended and the heart explodes.

Jakorot's father hits the ground and blood soaks the earth around him. Brolly now laughs hysterically as he flies away. Up in the look out Piccalo lowers his head in sadness with Dogoty asking, "Piccalo what happened what the fucks the matter."

"First of all don't say fuck in front of me, second I can't sense Jakorot or his father an more I think Brolly killed them both." Piccalo said with great sorrow.

"Oh fuck that means me and Jutory are the only hope of earth? We are so fucked." Dogoty said fearfully.

"Hold your fucking tongue Jutory is not that stupid!" Piccalo roared.

Jutory walks out side with a pair of boxers on his head saying, "Hay man I neva knew that these things had a slit for yea dick. I see you." Jutory said, obviously stoned out of his mind.

Piccalo blushing says, "I fucking stand corrected."

Will Jakorot wake up? Will he find is dead father? Is there any hope for earth any more? Will the saiyans prevail over evil? Will Jutory not be stoned when the final battle starts? Find out next time on Dragon Ball M.